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BlackHelicopters 08-09-2017 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 65TPT (Post 12999893)
Bingo. Cattle are to tall.

Not to mention too rough.

Rain Man 08-09-2017 07:02 AM

Good luck to you. I hope you get your problem straightened out.

gblowfish 08-09-2017 12:12 PM

Sorry, any physical problem that diminishes quality of life is a drag. Hope things get better, seriously.

tooge 08-09-2017 12:21 PM

get hooked up with a good doc. He should head you in the right direction

BlackHelicopters 08-09-2017 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 13000483)
get hooked up with a good doc. He should head you in the right direction

As a colleague, I thought you would be more empathetic. Oh, I forgot, CP.

raybec 4 08-09-2017 01:10 PM

When life throws you a curve, you gotta make the most of it.

http://bbcpersian7.com/images/90-deg...-clipart-1.jpg

wazu 08-09-2017 01:19 PM

I seem to remember we had a planeteer who was researching to solve something similar. Had exact same forum name on a site where he was discussing some type of splint device for straightening his penis. Same guy was trying to find ways to enlarge. It was a pretty epic thread.

Otter 08-09-2017 01:38 PM

Damn dude, if you're going to let a woman go cowgirl on ya, you gotta control her hips untill she gets a feel for the range she has to work with. </br></br>Anyway, that's unfortunate but don't get bent out of shape over this or the situation will get asymmetrical. You seem like a flexible guy and this will eventually straighten itself out.

BlackHelicopters 08-09-2017 02:01 PM

Not on any other forums. She prefers reverse cowgirl.

wazu 08-09-2017 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 13000660)
Not on any other forums. She prefers reverse cowgirl.

No it was somebody else. And he was sort of busted by the guy that started the thread, but then I think was pretty open about it.

BlackHelicopters 08-09-2017 02:27 PM

This is real and extremely painful even when I am not aroused.

wazu 08-09-2017 02:50 PM

Started reading on this one WebMD. Sounds like the pain usually goes away, and doctors usually hold off on treatment for two years to see if whole problem goes away on it's own. So doesn't sound hopeless.

ToxSocks 08-09-2017 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 12999052)
What a heartless response. And it isn't even amusing. I mean, if you want to be a total asshole go ahead, but this thread should have supplied plenty of opportunity to at least also deliver something funny.

Oh calm the F down.

Do you realize the poster we're speaking about? The dude is a walking troll. Every damn thing he posts is meant to be offensive. Do i really need to quote all the shit he posts for you?

I take that as a man that has a sense of humor.

I seriously doubt he made this thread so everyone can sit around and go "oh poor you".

He can take a joke. He dishes the shit out every day, im sure some light humor isn't going to hurt his feelings.

And yes, if my aim was to make a mockery of him, im sure i can come up with a TON of material. The goal was a light-hearted, non-offensive post.

Big whoop...

ToxSocks 08-09-2017 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 12998559)
How'd you break your dick. You brokedick

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 12998587)
Get better, hookdick...

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12998610)
I'd rather burn down my house than to have brokedick.

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Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 12998626)
Yikes man, take it easy on yourself down there. Wrestling the one eyed champ doesn't have to hurt.

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 12998631)
Didn't peg you as an Usher fan. Wish you the best.

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 12998713)
Switch hands maybe it will straighten out.

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Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 13000577)
When life throws you a curve, you gotta make the most of it.

http://bbcpersian7.com/images/90-deg...-clipart-1.jpg

uh oh, here comes Wazu, the penis police.

ToxSocks 08-09-2017 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13000629)
Anyway, that's unfortunate but don't get bent out of shape over this or the situation will get asymmetrical. You seem like a flexible guy and this will eventually straighten itself out.

/wags finger at Otter


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