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wazu 11-19-2020 08:20 AM
I mean, think about it...would you attempt to wash your hands without using water?

SupDock 11-19-2020 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 15334720)
I mean, think about it...would you attempt to wash your hands without using water?
Or, if you got peanut butter on your carpet, would you clean it with a dry paper towel?

Fish 11-19-2020 08:50 AM
LOL bidet cult.

You and your ass nozzles....

George Liquor 11-19-2020 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15334414)
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
Aren't you from Europe, or do they not use bidets in Bongland?

George Liquor 11-19-2020 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx (Post 15334445)
I'm guessing the same principle applies here...

https://i.redd.it/8asavuhdt6j21.jpg
Stupid comparison, I don't shit from my balls.

chinaski 11-19-2020 09:34 AM
Purchased ours a few years ago from Amazon. Best thing ever, will never go without one again. :thumb::thumb:

wazu 11-19-2020 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 15334758)
LOL bidet cult.

You and your ass nozzles....
JOIN US AND FREE YOURSELF FROM SWAMP ASS.

chinaski 11-19-2020 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by SupDock (Post 15334725)
Or, if you got peanut butter on your carpet, would you clean it with a dry paper towel?
If you have mud on your driveway, you wouldn't smear it around with a towel, you break out the hose.

mililo4cpa 11-19-2020 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by chinaski (Post 15334840)
If you have mud on your driveway, you wouldn't smear it around with a towel, you break out the hose.
If you step in dog doo....you don't wipe your shoes on a mat, you spray them with a garden hose.




At least, I hope you do.....

wheeler08 11-19-2020 10:04 AM
Can anyone post link to ones they have?

I’d never really thought of one, then I was listening to the fantasy footballers podcast one day and they had some bidet company as a sponsor and all the guys on the podcast said they all swear by them. I thought, am I in the dark on this? Then this thread pops up and you guys act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. My Anus interest is piqued now too!

Yosef_Malkovitch 11-19-2020 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by vonBobo (Post 15334609)
I bought a cheap bidet to see what the fuss was and I'm never going back. It also gets good reviews from friends that try it.


1) it can, usually just a splash on the seat. Most have adjustable sprays. I just use TP when it happens. No biggie.
2) my cheap model's nozzle hangs low and looks like it would be in the way, but it has only been hit once in three years. If there are enough random squirts to hit the nozzle you are going to need the whole bowl cleaned anyway. Some models are retractable.

Pro tip... Sometimes a pre wipe makes sense before you go blasting everything everywhere with max water pressure. And bring the pressure up slowly.
Awesome. Thanks for the info! I'm really considering one now.

DaFace 11-19-2020 10:08 AM
I've had one for a few years. They take a bit to get used to, but once you do, you'll never go back. They're a godsend in cases where things aren't coming out as...cleanly...as you'd like.

DaFace 11-19-2020 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by wheeler08 (Post 15334903)
Can anyone post link to ones they have?

I’d never really thought of one, then I was listening to the fantasy footballers podcast one day and they had some bidet company as a sponsor and all the guys on the podcast said they all swear by them. I thought, am I in the dark on this? Then this thread pops up and you guys act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. My Anus interest is piqued now too!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00P2XZDGG/

But really, it's just a fancy water hose. Provided it doesn't break, there's not going to be a ton of difference in how they function.

wazu 11-19-2020 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by wheeler08 (Post 15334903)
Can anyone post link to ones they have?

I’d never really thought of one, then I was listening to the fantasy footballers podcast one day and they had some bidet company as a sponsor and all the guys on the podcast said they all swear by them. I thought, am I in the dark on this? Then this thread pops up and you guys act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. My Anus interest is piqued now too!
Luxe Bidet Neo 120

Pretty easy to install with whatever toilet seat you already have. This one works great. I'm curious to try fancier ones someday to see if they are somehow better, but if you're looking for a low-cost one to try out this is a great option.

Donger 11-19-2020 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 15334932)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00P2XZDGG/

But really, it's just a fancy water hose. Provided it doesn't break, there's not going to be a ton of difference in how they function.
You use the "feminine wash" setting?


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