He doesn't talk to his son anymore, but I thought about a stadium tour with me and my kiddo.

LMAO

Yeah. I think this is my problem. He's no millionaire, but he's definitely not hurting. If he wants/needs something, he usually just goes and gets it.

I may message his siblings and see if they might want to get together this weekend. Maybe for dinner after the Chiefs game Sunday.

Print up and mail to him a fake coupon/certificate good for a round of golf with a Chief player that's only good on his birthday, and then when it arrives too late to redeem it just blame the Post Office.

Family photo of his offspring done professionally.