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There was an A.I. breakthrough in an undisclosed location. There is no press or link just a buddy told me about the results, not how they did it.

This is a big time threat to us and it’s coming faster than anyone predicted. They have been talking about losing around 30% of our jobs in a decade. I think it’s down to 5 years now. It’s not the initial job loss’s that will do us in, it’ll be the chias and finger pointing.

I don’t see a terminator hellscape from A.I. but our society will struggle to adapt and a lot of finger pointing that it’s the other guys fault.

THAT'S GREAT it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes; an aeroplane. Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Would you tongue punch her fart box?

Oh my.

I don't believe there is a dedicated thread, but there is a large contingent of butt-****ing morons who will believe just about any ridiculous theory one throws at them.

IVE SEEN SHIT THAT’LL TURN YOU WHITE.

/not a black guy.

I MUST'VE SEEN IT! AND I BELIEF!

I think everyone who thinks the eclipse is going to start revelation should do themselves a favor and give the gods a hand in carrying them off this mortal coil.

Clean-up would suck, by by Friday we’d be in much better shape as a nation.

Just like those f'n hippies in the 60's listening to the Beatles

I’ve been having issues with sasquatches. I’m going to give this is a try.

I should have clarified “What movie did she sing in?’ But you’re right. Good catch.

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They’re literally the same people

Hopefully - it’s taking too long

I think I have this eclipse bullshit figured out. Supposedly the National guard has been activated and we've been warned to have a 3 day food and water supply on hand.

Well that seems a little silly for a 4 minute window of somewhat darkness during the day, Right. There has to be more to it.

I believe there is an incoming asteroid coming straight from the direction of the sun. As it approaches it appears larger and larger ,eventually blocking out the sun right before it slams into Earth. That explains the NG deployment and groceries.

It's the ONLY reasonable explanation. I will be wearing a helmet April 8th