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She whines and complains until she gets to watch her DUMB ****ING shit on our one and only TV. MY TV! She is watching the cocksucking EMMY's while the game is on.
I guess I should be happy, she flips it over to the game during the commercial breaks. |
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Zod, relax, breathe in and then breathe out. Maybe light a scented candle and take a long hot bath. I'm just worried your head is going to blow off and get blood everywhere. |
Somehow has Bob Dole's name showing up with her's on shit over a decade after Bob Dole divorced her.
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1: buy another tv 2: stop being a ****ing pussy, your wife doesn't get to watch any god damned thing if it means you can't watch the game. |
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Never did find that goddamn gift card. :grr:
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whatever happened to brando? is he someone new now?
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What an asshole this guy is. I'm surprised his wife doesn't divorce his ass.
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I wish I was married. But damn frazod that was 7 years ago. Let it go.
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i bumped it, wtf did brando go? or was he another mult?
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SR puts some time in on his bumps.
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She's irrational about important stuff and anal about shit that doesn't matter.
I mean, that's everybody's wife, but still. |
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She snores and when she bitches at me for not listening or doing shit I enjoy.
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It all started making me insane roughly 2.8 seconds after I said "Hi, I'm Brian."
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Brando was not a mult. Met him at a gathering at Phobia's place a few years ago.
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Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real poster. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze... and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense his life styles are probably comparable, But he's. simply is not there. |
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I loved Jim Croce . Just think of the songs he would have come out with. With that aside, Quit your whining . You have an old lady, I am 52 and have never been married. Count your blessings. Sorry, I got drunk tonignt, haven't drank in a year. |
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I don't remember if I responded the craziest crap my wife has done in this thread or not... but I used to be somewhat wealthy. Not stupid rich or anything but a whole heckuva lot more than I am now. Had a check for well over $10,000 mailed to the house. Wife stuck it in a drawer.
More than a year later, I discover it. It cleared the bank, though. So I guess it worked out. |
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This is kind of a weird thread for them to bump, as it was my first day on the Planet. How does anyone miss 10k for that long without noticing? |
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Funny, I bought two $100 gift certificates for $80 each at these two restaurants we like to go to over the holidays. My wife lost them both. After that she gets all angry implying they were ripped off if I didn't move them. What pisses me off is all the drama, if they are stolen they are gone and getting upset isn't bringing them back it's just ruining my day. Naturally she finds them later but at least she admitted putting them there. Gift cards are a great idea in general for retailers or restaurants. I wonder what percentage never get used.
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And personally, I feel sorry for a guy who's never seen his baseball team win a championship! Boy, that must suck. |
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I'm trying to remember how old I was back in October of 2011. Hmm..... :hmmm: |
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She can't effieciently fill a dishwasher to save her life.
Frying pan on the cup shelf? :facepalm: |
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i let my wife handle our shit, as i was 10 bucks off in my checkbook 15 years ago and said "eff it". so, one night after finishing supper, let the boy out of his highchair and was doing some sort of chore, i caught the fine lad throwing trash in the trashcan. directly next to one of the kiddos playtime mag, was the water bill. next minute the bill and the playtime mag is gone. after some sluething, the boy had been throwing stuff away. LIKE EVERYTHING. anything he could get his mitts on. can't live with them, can't sell them into child slavery. |
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This is a very old thread (bumped for reasons I can't really fathom), and it's not like stuff hasn't vanished into the Wife Zone in the same way since.
Including two tickets to a Bears/Chiefs game...... just gone with the wind. She's still alive because (a) they were free, and (b) the Chiefs totally sucked at the time and ending up losing the game. But still..... :# Now I just hide stuff from her. |
My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.
Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me. |
****ing other people, divorcing me, taking all my money, and ****ing up my kids.
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Your going to teach her a lesson alright. You're going to teach her to get a **** buddy who isn't an asshole. |
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Breathe?
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For me its naming 2 and 3 other jobs I need to do as I'm working on one already.I can never just work on one goddamn thing at a time.
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She makes me watch some shit she has on the DVr like Will and Grace or The Kathy Griffin show and then when I don't laugh she says, "C'mon, Isn't that funny?"
(NO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME! I'M TINY MOTHERFOCKING EVEL! I'M THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFOCKER IN THE ROOM!.....SAMMICH, NOW! No? Beej then? No again? What? you want a glass of water? Even though you just came upstairs from the kitchen? Okay, I'll be right back...what? oh ,and stop making so much cursing noise while I'm playing PS3 later? okay, sorry..I didn't realize, cuz, you know, I'm wearing the headphones so as not to bother you...alrighty, I'll be right back with that water...) |
I think my wife would sooner run out of gas than fill the car up herself...
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I hate people that don't know shit about what I am doing trying to tell me how to do it. When they say,"You should...." I finish their sentence "be quiet unless you are an expert at __________.". :D Gets them every time. |
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Every ****ing weekend she goes hunting, then brings in whatever critter she's killed and feathers or fur go all over the place.
Then she guts and cleans the damn thingand usually sets the carcass in the kitchen sink and expects me to wash it and store it. What a bitch. Oh wait, that's me. Posted via Mobile Device |
when she says 'we need to'..she usually means me.
pretty tame, though. I'm fortunate. |
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My main girl can't clean if her life depended on it. I've gotten to the point where I just clean after her, because saying something won't change anything.
She also acts like she's never been in the kitchen. She always asks me "How long to I microwave this for?" Or "Can I put this in the toaster?" Can't clean or cook, I'm glad she's good at other things ;) |
If there is a flat surface in the house, she is invariably going to fill it full of some sort of shit. The kids are becoming the same way too....drives me insane. She's a horrible clutter bug that way.
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Time for an upgrade!
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I want to name my future son, Chief. My wife is in disagreement. Should I divorce her?
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my wife will use 371 pots/pans/utencils/bowls/spoons etc during the 1% time she makes dinner.
It looks like Beirut after she's done cooking. |
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After 26 years of marriage....EVERYTHING!
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I want a son so i can make his middle name "Danger". Wife thinks it's stupid. I think it's ****ing awesome. |
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