:LOL:

to bad...they have some really nice cool looking shirts.

Whats wrong with Abercrombie? Not a thing. I'm not gay and I wear Abercrombie. Hell, I even have a pink shirt. And girls love it.

I like a lot of their stuff, but the closest one is two hours away. We did just get a Hollister here in Manhattan (which is Abercrombie-owned).

I think women are mostly attracted to the "you look like a sundried beaver, but you've got a million Dollars" pheromone.

you should say most women, I for one would rather have someone who is good to me than what he can give me, I had a husband who had plenty money and owned his own company and was abusive, I left, I am not a materialistic person, I just want someone who loves me and I love them and I am a old fashion woman, I really love taking care of my significant other.

THe real issue, is that if he has the Mojo claimed in the quoted thread.........has he shagged you monkeystyle yet?






OOOOOO AAHH AAAHH AAAHHAHAHAAH

ROFL ROFL

The comma called. It would like for you to stop abusing it. It thanks you for your cooperation.

If you don't use it where you need it, it would all run together. :rolleyes:

No real man would be caught dead in Abercrombie.

No strait man, not cruising chics since 1987, would wear a pink shirt.

dp4me
Get those callouses ground off of your thighs yet? you know, from where they rubbed together like a midgets arse...

The period called. It offers it's services free of charge.

OK :sulk:

C'mon, I'm just teasing you. Lighten up! :D

But do you not like being told you're hot because you want to have something deeper with somebody than looks, or because you don't think you're a "7" so to speak? I think there is a difference.

Croft....leave her alone...........at their age, badgranny and Dp4me, haven't seen a period in half a decade, not counting type.

I was walking lightly, don't want to be known as C4me the 2nd. :p

I freaking wish

ROFL ROFL

[QUOTE=Iowanian]No real man would be caught dead in Abercrombie.

No strait man, not cruising chics since 1987, would wear a pink shirt.

dp4me
Get those callouses ground off of your thighs yet? you know, from where they rubbed together like a midgets arse...[/QUOTE



Sicko...:harumph:

no, he doesn't have mojo
and no, there have been no monkey shags

It is overpriced -- can't argue with that.

ROFL

Yeah, just a little.

I agree there is a difference. However, I think I fall into both. I definately want something with someone based on more than just looks. Whenever a guy introduces himself to me and the first things out of his mouth are about my looks, I immediately think he's only interested in one thing and will get it wherever he can. He's only saying these things so that he can get into my pants. Immediately, I'm not interested in this guy. I want someone who is more attracted to my personality because I know that there are hundreds of women (especially in a college town) around the corner that are hotter than I am. If this guy is only about looks, then he'll dump me for next hottie that passes by. This is part of the "not thinking I'm a 7" theory Matt has.

I think a lot of girls/women would prefer not to hear how hot they are right away. I was trying to tell gochiefs earlier, the only way to get a woman very interested in you is to be interested in her. That means you have to TALK to her. Ask her question about herself and actually LISTEN to what she has to say so you can RESPOND intelligently. Yeah, it's a lot of work, but I don't know any other way to get a woman to be actually interested in you.

If I'm attracted to the physically, I try to tell them so, but it can't be the first thing out of your mouth or you definitely look like you're just there to get in their pants (which you are, but you're not supposed to let them know that). :)

Let me clue you in...........Every guy who introduces himself, is interested in 1 thing.

if they like you enough, after they've accomplished their intended goal, they may choose to stick around.


*those in committed relationships may be exempt.

Damn, Iowanian, why are you so antagonistic to the women on this board? Was your mother mean to you?

No.....I just want them to Feel like "one of the boys".

I'm just busting Angel's chops......she's not annoying like some of the other rabblerabble.

If it would make you feel better, I could antagonize you for a while, Cheech? Maybe you'd prefer that I cyber-hump the leg of every poster claiming to be a woman, like some others do?

I treat everyone equally....No free passes for being a broad. I'm an Affirmative Action/Equal oportunity antagonist.

Very true
I am reminded of a fellow that held my attention for a long time. Each time I saw him, I could tell by his body language that he was attracted to me, but not once did he say anything about my looks. He asked me all about my interests and we held some wonderful conversations about life and our mutual interests. While talking, he gave me his full attention, kept eye contact with me (even when hotter girls would walk by), and kept his body turned toward me at a comfortable but close distance.

No, Iowanian's post was the correct one. We are hard-wired to think about one thing. If you want deep conversations, find a gay dude.

I didn't feel he was antagonizing me with his remark. Based on how I started here on the board, it was a perfectly appropriate (and somewhat humorous) question.

Deep conversations are a means to an end. Gay dudes are the ones INTERESTED in deep conversations.

I don't need "deep" conversations; they put me to sleep. I just want to know that someone will still be interested in me twenty years down the line when I'm really old and wrinkled. Also, I need to know that I won't be dropped for a "hotter" number.

So how far did he get?

I can, with 1 tee shirt slogan explain why men talk to women that they find less than brilliant.

I only met him twice at various parties. Both times, he held my interest. If I ever see him again, I will most likely let him get as far as he wants based on the previous encounters.

no, I'm a fuckin' awesome cook

Does "DP4me" mean what I think it means?

ROFL

Willingness to clean stuff also helps.

Dating 101.

:clap: :bravo: PBJ :drool: :hail: WooWoo :toast:

ROFL.....somehow somewhere I gotta meet the lady who married him.

OOOOH YEEEAH!

That covers most of it. ROFL

An attractive, intelligent, educated lady, who until relatively recently taught aerobics on the side........and doesn't bore or annoy me.

Something stupid that Killer made up. I suppose it has something to do with Deneise......or who the hell knows what goes on in that crazy mind of his.:rolleyes:

I'm sure she enjoys DP ROFL

Yeah, I'm SURE the "D" stands for Denice. :)

Heh. He didn't make it up. However, it fits you rather well. You've always got one in the pink and one in the stink, it seems.

Something tells me, that even with the Urban dictionary, and other tips........she's still going to need either a verbal illustration, or a stick drawing.

One in the goo, one in the poo.

:rolleyes:.....freak

I'm guessing she's more of a "3P" anyway.

Someone in that room would surely want to muffle the racket.

Where I come from we call that "airtight."

And you know this how...:hmmm:

One in the mud, one in the blood.

Well you got one out of three right.ROFL

Hey, I'm not one of your "landscapers".

I provide the Online thesaurus of name calling, and "freak" is all you can come up with?

Getting back on track, You have posted that your Husband(poor man) brings in eleventy-thousand bones per year, so we KNOW what your turnons are. Green-Franklin Pheramones. You're looking fabulous after the trimspa baby.

idiot.....:rolleyes:

Woo!

I'll start with the fact that I'm no chick magnet but I do okay.

I met my girl online, we've been together two years now. She's one of the hottest women I know and is in law school with a lot of other perks, all in all a real great catch.

The one thing that struck me about your conversation is it was frikken BORING, that's why she didn't come back to talk to you. It doesn't matter what you talk about, it doesn't matter what you look like to her. Short of being a super-asshole, You can be a nerd, you can be ugly, you can be whatever the F* you wanna be, just embrace it and make fun of it if its funny, ignore it if its not. Just be fun, however you can be... crazy, silly, stupid, whatever... just make sure that she is laughing so much she cries, put a perma-smile on her face and it doesn't matter if she thinks you are a nerd or what not. The one thing that is guaranteed is that she'll come back for more, not necessarily because she wants to date you (at first) but because she genuinely has tons of fun just talking to you. Once that is accomplished, the rest all works out on its own.

Plus, don't make the focus of your conversation her looks or your looks. Don't ask for a pic right away, if she offers to send pics, by all means take a look so you can find out if your interested. However, don't ogle over them and don't critique them just make some honest observations that make her feel good about how you think she looks. make her smile and laugh and comfortable before you ever ask her to send pictures, for some people that's a really scary thing whether they are hot or not. If they are extremely unattractive to you, you've only wasted a few hours of your life... you waste that and more on the planet every night, might as well invest it into the possibility of getting laid (or building a relationship) whichever one you are angling for.

Cold, wet, and slippery?

No. You can piss on 'em and walk all over 'em.

So, what if you have caught a girl checking you out from head to toe when you run into her in the hallway more then once?

I find it gigglesome either way and will just pretend she is attracted to me as she is the only girl on my floor who is remotely attractive.

Clam diving sukubus.

Given your abilities, I'd kindly recommend you find another insult target before I have to get the clamhammer out and wake up the Keyboard of doooooom.

Actually, I think it was more like, "lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."

Thats what the wise man said.

Not to ruin your slam4me mojo, very entertaining indeed.

but it is "succubus"

carry on.

Or you could learn to read microexpressions and a little psycology.

With a dash of common sense...

I've consulted my "Fru3d_2.0...l0L!11!!"

and here is a short beginning list of online microexpressions

:( - I'm giving you a sad face because you said something negative, I couldn't really give a shit, but its so easy to pretend online.

lol - You think you're funny. You're the only one. I am crying inside.

ROFLMAO - I'm an unoriginal tramp whose skills in the field of articulation are limited, but I'm a "h0t A$$" cyberchick so ignore this shortcoming.

OMG I lUv U! - I'm an unoriginal tramp whose skills in the field of articulation are truly limited, but I'm a "h0t A$$" cyberchick so you will ignore this shortcoming

l33t sp34K Rox - I'm a dumb ****, shoot me.

Damn, no Kcchiefsman nuggets of wisdom?

This thread is good. Any stories, guys?

no you must keep laying 'em right...

I remember in Psychology class one of the signs they said is if a girl legs are towards you and they are open. lol

Everyone laughed at that one.

Did you see that picture of KCchiefsmen in the "I have a date thread"?

Its a picture he provided about 4 years ago when him and his friend went to vegas to prove they got pussy.

Its hilarious.

I resurface it on occasion.

One time a woman followed me into the men's restroom at a bar. That's a sign that a woman likes a guy. It was pretty cool until the angry mob of drunk men who needed to piss started pounding on the door.

Sarah Palin definitely did 1 thru 3 Thursday night. I couldn't see her feet.

I always thought that was to prevent an "accidental" burning of the face/hair.

I can vouch for that. And it was a mini skirt with no panties. ;)

I've had a couple just outright grab the boyz. Always knew I was gettin sum when that happened.

The ol' eyebrow raise was another giveaway.

Tonguing the straw of a drink while lookin' at ya'.