Hell no. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot cattle prod.

That's what Sandy is for.....
http://www.dungeness.com/crab/crab.jpg

500 or bust.

WooHoo a fellow ass biter, thanks for being there! rep2u :toast:

:Poke:

Oh we will make it to 500 if this thread has to brought back every day till, so lets hurry and get it to 500 so it will go down in history for being the largest Scanlon thread!

250

250 on the front page :D

Nefarious bastich attempting to halt the ever steady progress with your alien humor.:harumph:

Rich Scanlon tells the funniest jokes

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

ha ha ha...okay just trying to reach 500.

I told you bizniches that we will make it to 500, so come on night crew and help this thread make it to 500. Come on lets do it!

boys. boys, boys, when I left it was over 200, what happened to you all?:shake:

Hey I had to bring it back to the front page, im on a mission from Rich Scanlon!

If you can help this thread Chiefs4me, you will be rewarded, (by the blessings from Scanlon himself for I've invoked his powers)!!!!!!

ROFL I forgot, I'm not to have any fun with it. Forgive me Master Vlad......... :)

okay pc......I have a few minutes to kill, who are you and how did you hear about this board?:hmmm:

How old are you? Who is your favorite chiefs player? Do you like hockey? I do have more........ROFL




ps, are you female/male......ROFL

oh boy....I better get some popcorn for this one.;)

Scanlon sitting on most high has deemed your humor unworthy and only asks you no longer utter his holy name as penance. Do it again and he will ask you to wear a crown of thorns and carry a cross to Mount Gopher where you will be lifted up and nailed to the cross to atone for your continued sinning.

Jim Rome makes me

Can't top the original numero uno.

ROFL

Sorry, I should just STFU now ? I mean Mt Gopher is big, I would die before reaching the top .

Around here anything is possible........ :hmmm:

Rich's man juice is so potent that any women within 5 feet of his studliness becomes pregnant with triplets.

Trying to get to at least 300 today.

I agree. It was much better when Roy was taking it all seriously. Now its just a bunch of postwhoring.

Wow - this thread went nowhere...

Might be like Scanlon's career?

Rich Scanlon has been excused from Saturday's mini camp. He can't be there for the open to the public practice because of two large Roy ids

Eh, call it as you wish, I think it was more like standing up for what I beleive in. As for now,why bother, Rich has done well , better than many gave him credit for, his chances of making the team is better now than before. If for some reason the Chiefs fail to use him, he will go somewhere else, say like New England and win a SB. :hmmm: :) ROFL

Would be just our luck ! :banghead:

Consistent.

Yeah, they really need Scanlon to get them over that hump...way to go out on a limb for what you 'beleive' [sic]

Oh how nice, you guys read more into this ,again, but that doesn't suprise me at all, it's common nature.
:p
Where did I say that he would put them over the hump ? :rolleyes:

Something about being a backup and on the roster gets him a ring if they win it again. :hmmm:

Now if you really want my opinion, I don't hink N.E. will win it again, but that's just me. :)

Can't you boys do anything right....all night long and you couldn't even get this thread to 300.....slackers

Sorry had to shutdown lastnight, didnt get a chance to answer( I am a bluecollar worker from northern Missouri, and a friend from work told me about this wonderful BB!)

I am 25, Tony G., No I think hockey sucks!Male

ROFL that be funny! ROFL

Hey people, it would be nice to get this thread to 300 today!

Thread...


Dwindling...


Must...


Revive...

So sorry havent had much time to post but I am try'n my best! By the way did you know that Rich Scanlon is the pivot man for the Raidrs circlejerks on the weekends! And is also the catcher!

We'll get it to 300. Don't worry.

This seems like an appropriate place to reiterate that I'd probably root for scanlon if roy wasn't such a douche about it.

Rich Scanlon and two other guys were headed down the street. The two other guys walked into a bar, Rich Scanlon ducked.

ROFL

Heh, Ole Roy has been having a little fun with this for sometime now, think of it as nothing personal but rather keeping the off season interesting. :D

ROFL Oh man, I about lost it there!

Whew! I feel a lot better now.

Yeah right. If it's all in fun, why are most of your posts of the "You're full of shit. Rich is the NFLE MVP" variety?

It bothers you and you know it.

Why don't you guys square off so we can boost the post count?

Nah, I must stop poking with sticks...

:Poke:

I should probably also reiterate that I have roy on ignore, so I don't have to deal with the brunt of the inanity.

You're a pussy. ROFL

One time Rich Scanlon was charged with murder, but he used his hypnotic powers to get a not guilty verdict and then went on to slay the entire jury with his eyes.

Anyone have pics of Scanlon in College?

More like evil genious. It's so much more fun to poke and prod him so the rest of you can have loads and loads of fun.

Funny, I don't recall saying such things, matter of fact, I stated I was suprised he did that well.

Some more of your twisted imagination ? :hmmm:

You can't have Tony G....he belongs to Tommykat and I....ROFL

wrong answer with the hockey......:harumph:

25....you are just a baby...:rolleyes:

Rich called me and said that you all hurt his feelings really bad. So you all need to tell him how sorry you are......:thumb:

300 on frnt page.

Sure.

Rich? Hi. This is Kyle. Yeah, that's right. Hey, I'm supposed to tell you you're really sorry. Got it? Alright. Bye.

Post 303.

g0 s<4/\/10/\/

Sure, what the hell.

ROFL......so you wanna take it to 400....;)

Been doing any writing lately?

Scanlon-related Word Association game. WA rules apply, only everything must be connected to Rich somehow. I'll start.

Immortal.

Should hit 60 pages for the month of June later.

Syracuse

hey bunny...it just took a few days, but skittles loves me again...PBJ

sacred

Don't tell their boss, that would not be good for the Planet.

Me, I own a business and let it go to heck so I can post. lmao.

well that's crap..you write that much it's a waste if no one reads it. Mail it to me, and I will read it.....:D

You responded to:

with

This is all VERY serious to you, and we all know it. So go ahead and pass it off as "fun"...

It's mostly preliminary work for something I just started. Nothing salvagable, nothing really readable. Just a lot of words to pick stuff out of.

I'm no Scanlon; he'd shit out a finished product.

MULE

C'mon, guys! combining the two greatest thread topics ever! word association: Scanlon Edition continues...

Roy

Dong

We could call it the Skip Scanlon memorial threadwreck.

:eek:........ROFL

Ding

Balls

He's not kidding. One day Scanlon took a monster dump... bam! War and Peace.

Excellent idea....:clap:












j/k skip

Posting has become such a big part of bulletin boards.