We're guys. It's really more of a symbolic gesture so that we can truthfully tell our buddies some chick paid us for it. The actual dollar figures are flexible just like the actual length of fish and/or our units.

a penny, now I'm not that bad

says you

Just how flexible is your unit?

12 inches of pain, baby.

Flexible enough to wrap around my leg. Why?

giving or receiving, fluffer:)

12 divided by 3. Always divide by 3.

You have a pet snake you called unit?

I hear it's only got one eye.

A one-eyed albino trouser snake.

why is that?

AKA the pocket nightcrawler

That's the rule. Cuz women say so.

...because of the flexible measurement system we men use.

ROFL
Quick kill it, before it bites you!

I know how to kill it.

I wouldn't use it unless you're fishing for killer whales.

STFU


My current wife, who in jr. high, also called me a loser.

See they don't know everything.








Actually they do, I just got back at the bitch for making sure she married a loser.

You'd just make it barf.

The only measurement system I use is the vagina depth test. Seems to go all the way to the bottom most the time.

I'm actually speechless.

Dammit, don't let the womenfolk know that it bites, too. We'll never get 'em to kiss it.

"Who you gonna please with that little thing?"

"The only person that matters. Me."

Polite, that's nice.



I like a lady who doesn't talk with her mouth full.

Holy s**t. ROFL

Ooops sorry!

Less mess.

Yep, my sex life is much like the Chiefs offense in the 90's.

3 minutes and a cloud of dust.

Oh I know; with kindness right!!

Ok, now *I'm* at a loss for words.

Where do we start taking numbers for this.

Something like that. I'd keep it warm.

I'm telling you, any single guy in Springfield that isn't getting in line right now is a dumbass.

Thought I'd never see the day.

Yeah, my thougts exactly.

That's awfully sweet of you.

I'm looking for a "glassy-eyed, slack-jawed and drooling" smilie.

Single guys aren't looking for a girl like me. They're looking for someone they hope will turn into a girl like me.

:redface:

Too many compliments....move on.

ROFL

Fixed your post.

ANYWAY.....

Moving right along....

Weird group.

That's pretty much the point. Everyone's a little sleep-deprived.

I digress I know, but I just realized something; your leg must only be a couple of millimeters in diameter.

Oh, sure. Blame sleep-deprivation.

Oh yeah!

It's as good an excuse as any.

Re-read that. I never said that was an excuse, I was simply pointing out a possibly unrelated fact. Just because the reader makes a bad inference based on my choice of wording doesn't mean I lied.

Weak...


http://web.singnet.com.sg/~boink/Weak.jpg

Greg with the slam! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

ROFL
It took long enough.

Hey, I just got out of the pool. It was really cold.

ROFL

You don't look that week; a couple of months in the gym will fix ya right up.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Damn it. What was that charactor's name?

George costanza

Let me help you with a more explicit image:

Shrinkage.

his post has funny arms

ROFL
Nice try, but too late.

ROFLROFL

Helpful hint #1: Don't take NyQuil on an empty stomach.

I'm off to bed.

I'm going with you.

Sort of.

Nite Luv.

Usally when its spitting out dust you have been playing with it for too long

Speaking from experience are ya Slag?

I'm Just sayin

:LOL: :LOL:

Sure ya are.

there is such a thing of burping the nephew too many times

:huh:

Not sure why this thread was dusted off, but what the hell?

If it's spitting out dust, I'm pretty sure that means you're dead.

You just need to quit while you are .....

Too late.

um my pecker wasn't spitting out dust

it was the mouth of that dirty whore

Here's a proper f**king night crew thread.

Proper shouldn't be used at this lounge..cause he's crazy...

Now that's a night crew post.

Now that's a night crew response to a night crew post......