I believe her name is Kerry Emerson or something like that.......I have a bunch of pics of her.

I think I found her. Good to see she has no shame in showing those puppies.

Moooo

Found her

I have some pictures of her, but I can't post them on this board. I'll just say she doesn't shave like most pornstars do...

I've never in my life seen this woman before........post a link or something so I can look at more pics.

Here's another
http://www.3porndvds.com/pornstars/pornstar-ruby.html

Hey luv, who's your favorite pornstar?

I don't normally watch porn, so I wouldn't know.

Have you seen what she looks like lately......Ruby Jewel look at this link on freeones.com http://www.freeones.com/html/r_links/Ruby_Jewel/

Are you human?!

I see your almost at a milestone with yor post count.

Translated: I like the nasty stuff and am not going to divulge any details.

So, luv, did you walk to the Kum and Go to get you a bottle of Gatorade?

Moooo

What is your pornstar name?? Find out here.

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php

Mine is Corporal Fuzzynuts.

I don't need a generater. I would be, "Buster Cherry"

Moooo

I got Dirk Sinn.

No. Would you walk to the one on West Republic Rd and bring me one? God Dammit! Where is Rausch when you need him?

You're missing out...

I think you could make the voyage yourself...

Moooo

ROFL

Mine is Harry Hump

Speaking of being drunk, I recieved a drunk phone call from a girl I know not long ago.

So far I have the best porn name from that site, I rule.

Yeah, but mine's funny

I think luv is starting to crash... Though I could be wrong.

Moooo

She can't do that!! She has 5 posts to go!

Either that, or she took my advice on getting herself some gatorade and is passed out in a ditch somewhere on Republic Road... ORRRR, her FWB came over and is taking advantage of her... LOL.

Either way, I'm sure she's happy.

Moooo

.....with a pantload of mud.

Not crashing yet.......

With all these porn talk and she's drunk, I bet she's looking at porn and having a good time.

Get your Gatorade?

This post gets me away three away from 10K, and I have no clue if I shoud do it respectable-like or what. What do you think?

I PM'ed you just to make sure...

Did you get your gator?

http://www.restaurantstogo.tc/GatoradeGrape32oz.jpg

Moooo

You're too classy as it is, be disrespectable!

I take that back. You were classy until the scat thing... that... that was too much.

Moooo

Isn't 10k the unofficial n00b cutoff?

If so, save it for a special occasion. Like tommorow.

No... that's silly. She should post and do whatever. Numbers are irrelevant.

Moooo

Too late, she's gone.

That was unintentional, though. I don't think I can wait until tomorrow. I'm a female. Whaddaya think?

You should spend your 10k post telling everyone how awesome I am.

I think being a woman, you should start up a "THIS IS MY 10,000th POST" thread. Other than that, life should go on... You'll get your "Awesome"s and your "Dumbass," from GoChiefs, and that will be that.

And then you can have your neighbor go get you some gatorade, cause you're gonna be wishin you had it tomorrow.

Moooo

I don't need my 10K to be memorable. Love/age ain't nuthin' but a number.....

Congrats on 10k luv! :toast:

No toasting. At least not with alcohol. But thanks.

Some wine tonight, luv?

If you turned all the water I drank today into wine, I'd be dead from alcohol poisoning.

LOL

Much better than I was this morning! :thumb:

I'll bet, I saw the party continued for a couple more hours after I dropped out. I'm a lightweight. And I work days.

Just in time for my migraine...

You were there, too? I haven't gone back and read the thread. Last thing I remember is scat. And that was earlier in the thread, too.

Ummm, yeah, you're scat quote has been in my signature for the last 24 hrs. I just took it out.

ROFL

Thank you.

Wha?

Ouch.

Hey, I was heavily buzzed. Someone puts up a picture of the Scat Man, and it reminded me of ska...having just seen the word scat, i got a little confused.

"It's not what you think, it's wasn't that bad. Kinda' spongey...ya'know?"

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/ne...04_10483_4.jpg

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Everyone will have forgotten about this in a couple of years. :p

Hey! That's my middle name.