I haven't been following this kangaroo court too closely, but I don't think any evidence was submitted in support of the 1st count.

That's not how it works. Go back to doing whatever it is you paralegals do.

Who ****ing cares? Let the jury deliberate unless the defense has something to do other than whine. I'm ready for a closing statement.

"I WANT THE MONKEY!"

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MONKEY!"

That's gotta be grounds for contempt.

Wow, this is the worst prosecution effort I've seen. And I've done traffic!

I bet I win the case.

[PastorMikH thinking to himself]


GoChiefs won't win this case. Shoot, he's the only reason I'd even consider voting "Innocent". mecca will lose, but it won't because of GoChiefs.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I yelled "Shoot GoChiefs!" if the bailif would actually draw and fire.:hmmm:

[/PastorMikH thinking to himself]

No. These are highly trained and professional law enforcement professionals.

On the other hand, if you yelled "GoChiefs has a gun!".....

Hey! How can you hear what I'm thinking???



:)

I'm a legal clerk. I have finely tuned perception from years of working with the judge.

Crap....I sense the Judge want's his pump and a copy of Red-n-Ready.

This trial is a farce-Mecca should be cleared of all charges.

I'm sure Mecca would be the first to tell you he'd prefer you didn't support him.

ROFL ROFL

You've Done Traffic?

I didn't know Steve Winwood swung that way. I never cease to wonder at what one can learn here at Chiefsplanet.

;)

BTW- After watching Jericho last night, you'd better plan on moving from Larry-town before 2009.

Found some heavy rope, looks like more than one fridge is needed, bailiff you got plenty of ammo......

Is the Judge ever going to come out of his chambers? I'm getting really tired of listening to the pump.

Well, maybe it's better here. My room at the hotel has a smell like something's rotting. Maybe I should check the bathroom.

The Judge has a big presentation at his ''full time job'' ;) Today :doh!:

I agree.:p

Scroll up pittsie, I already made this motion. Well....actually I moved to dismiss on the pleadings. I suppose we can make this motion as well.

Red Rum just got the blood test back and found out he got AIDS from his mom. And it wasn't at birth!

That wasn't nice Farmer, how's his mom going to get clients now......

My 5-year old is demanding a recess.

Just end this trial.

Mecca is guilty.


If you want a real trial, why not put me up there and grill me like I did Rainmans mom.


Rainmans mom is like this monkey trial....I feed that bitch a banana every night, vines are not only a costume prop they are a necessity to hoist her elephant ass off the ground, she loves in when I dress up like a zookeeper and "cage" her, and by the time I get done with her she has evolved into a "howler" monkey.

Jeesh, just like the bomber threads.

If the defense were on the ball, they'd go for dismissal on the grounds that their client is being denied his constitutional right of a quick and speedy trial.

Banishment is harsh. We should just put Mecca on the practice squad to make room for Welbourn.

I've been too busy to keep up with this thread. Are the jurors supposed to be doing anything? Is it too early to vote guilty?

Does the prosecution wish to call any more witnesses? Perhaps cite some posts? Anything?

The prosecution rests.

Okie-dokie, then. Defense? Whadd'ya got?

(Banging gavel with an air of finality.)

Um, your honor? <disinterested third party in the seats in the balcony raising his hand> I don't believe the prosecution ever answered the questions you directed them to answer regarding whether these charges are even viable. I am very interested in this question as well and believe the jury should hear the answers (even though they look like they are ready to convict either way).

Guilty? Did someone say guilty? Guilty it is!

This is a good point. However, upon viewing the motion, this judge rules that Chiefsplanet jurisprudence overrides American jurisprudence, and there was enough de facto evidence and public outrage to warrant the charges. Therefore, the charges stand unless the defense can somehow produce a better case than did the prosecution.

HERE! HERE!!!

The problem so far is, other than tricking Mecca into speaking, the Persecution, er, uhm Prosectution really hasn't given us enough reason to justify our guilty vote.

C'mon Persection, er, uhm Prosecution, give us enough proof to vote our conscience!



:banghead:

Just like the Chiefs of old, I think the D got nuttin'.

The O never really got going either.

Guilty? Did someone say guilty? Guilty it is!

This trial is Pittsburgh all over again.

Bailiff get your gun, things are going to shit quick.....

http://www.rubinville.com/dailydave/...cca-753501.jpg

Why am I posting a picture of Chewbacca in a trial thread? This does not make sense!

No further questions

This is a great trial, really

Your honor, is it time for closing statements?

Does the defense wish to call any witnesses?

(Banging gavel)

The defense wishes to call scottfree to the stand..

The court rules that you cannot call a member of the jury to the stand as a witness.

(Banging gavel and looking suspiciously at scott free.)

Present and accounted for your Honor........

I meant chagrin, was reading a scottfree thread.

Way too inspire everyone with your competence.

Back in the jury box with you, but the court appreciates your prompt response.

chagrin will report to the witness box.

Is it time to vote guilty yet?

[heckler from back of court room.]

This trial is rigged in this Kangeroo court.
It's going to turn this into a Saddam Trial.....

[heckler leaves]

I'd like to call a witness but I forgot his phone number.

Dont get me started...oops too late...

Field of Dreams part deux.....


Your mom is like a kevin costner film...she has a huge buildup, costs a shitton of money, she has one stand out performance and thinks she deserves a prize for everything she produces, and in the end you find yourself standing there among countless others wondering why you just spent 8 bucks on something you could have waited for a week to arrive on dvd in the back alley.

Isn't he a backup juror?

Dammit shhh...the judge called him...its too late

Since Mr. chagrin was not called to the jury, he may participate as a witness, so long as he swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help him God unless the court isn't allowed to use that last phrase any more in which case it would be so help him any particular Supreme Being, celestial object, animal, tree, concept, or philosophy that he uses to set his life course.

(Banging gavel in a secular manner)

What if half the jury gets sick with food poisoning? Then chagrin would have to called as part of the jury.

I'd like to call witness at this time but she has an unlisted phone number.

Guilt is a horrible experince ... make your peace with thile foe and opposition .....

I think you mean "so help him htismaqe."

Bailiff, no more mayonnaise on the sandwiches!

(Banging gavel)

This thing still going? It's gonna be longer than the OJ trial before long. I hadn't seen it in a few days, but had seen Mecca posting, so I thought it was over and he'd been found innocent.

Due to separation of mod and state, this courtroom does not recognize the sovereign power of htismaqe.

(Banging gavel while fearfully looking up)

Since chagrin is no where to be found, except other threads, the defense wants to call luv to the stand...

Truthfully, I'm just keeping it going because I like the wig.

Luv will report to the witness stand.

You even picked on Father Murphy's mom??? :shake: :shake:

Would the defense quickly proceed? I'm getting sick seeing the judge with his gavel in his hand, banging away...

The defense wishes to know the extent of luv's sexual background.

This is necessary for the defense.

Objection! Immaterial.

The defense feels it is necessary to know the background for proof that Chiefs fans do suck in some ways.

And that some have swallowed more than pride as of late

I'll allow it. I want to see where the defense is headed.

My first question to luv is...


Have you used any form of sportsdrink to rectify a plausible cause?

All I am trying to do is show that mecca might have been under the influence of grape gatorade. Everyone knows that in small quantities grape gatorade is a headache remover, but in large doses can cause severe panic attacks and sometimes individuals have lost their memory.

Clearly if luv has used or been the subject of grape gatorade then the defense can clearly state that mecca was most likely induced with some form of sportsdrink, in this case grape gatorade, which clearly wiped out his memory.

And here we are again, the prosecutor searching for something to say..."googling" no doubt for some witty comeback

The witness shall answer the question.

(Banging gavel.)

No. That is speculation.

So youve never used any sportsdrink (grape gatorade) as an aphrodisiac or headache remover?

No. I've stated clearly on here on several occasions that grape Gatorade has put my stomach at ease on a few occasions. Never have I said I drink it when I have a headache. Someone offered to bring me some Gatorade when I was drinking one night. That never actually happened, though.

Next question?