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Maybe watching it online later killed it for me, but I was disappointed in the show. The dancing advertisement act wasn't nearly as funny to me as the veganvillle sketch. I've never liked the Barry Gibb sketch (probably because my introduction to it was at a high school variety show where some students butchered it). I don't know. Just wasn't that great, and I love JT and Fallon together.

She is not fat Omaha

I didn't say that. I said she is out of shape. I think that's clear. To say that this chick has a "great bod" is just plain idiotic.

I've got to side with Omaha on this one.

Well i've certainly seen Cecily look better, i'll give you that... those must be the two worst pics on the intraweb.

I guess.... She's just funny, and that's good...

Panties, . . unclench. It's a line from the '****ing at my parent's house' song this past weekend.

If you think that's the only possible reason that people would think she's sexy, you're a meathead.

Holy ****. That's not even what we're talking about. The dude said she had a "great bod." I said she doesn't. She does not have a "great bod."

I've seen her in dresses that definitely make her look better than that frumpy pic.

A nice dress can do wonders for a lot of women.

When she was younger she was hotter. That happens a lot. That happens almost always.

I hope her puss doesn't smell like Allen Iverson.

How do you know what Allen Iverson smells like?

don't ask.

I was eating an m&m....and actually spit it out laughing at this.....rep!

And we talkin' 'bout Swampass, . . . SWAMPASS!!

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not perfumed; not lilac.....but swamp ass.

Who said she had a great body?

If my dick is in it, it's great.

Scott Free

ROFL:LOL:LMAO

While I really hate "The Political" Alec Baldwin, I really love "The Actor" Alec Baldwin and think he is great at his craft.

Two of the funniest skits ever on SNL and both feature Alec. How the hell he didn't break up laughing and kept it together during these long skits is amazing!

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I don't even dislike the 'political' Alec, he's an East Coast Kennedy Democrat. He's honest, sincere, and eloquent in the role. I'd even go so far as to say he has a healthy understanding that his POV isn't the only legitimate one out there in the marketplace of ideas. He might bag on a Palin or Cruz, but he's not the type to grumble that EVERYONE who disagrees with him is a mouth-breathing idiot.

And I've NEVER not liked him in an acting role, comedy, drama, matinee idol, he's a pro.

But the guy has to start owning up to an anger and entitlement problem. It's not just intrusive paparazzi, he goes off on 'insolent' offspring, and clingy ex-flings with equal vitriol.

Kate McKinnon's Bieber was WAAAY funnier than I expected to start of the show.

Between this and her Ann Romney, she is truly talented.

And I had no idea Drake was a . . . . Romney-ite. But then, I knew nothing whatsoever about Drake.

I think I'd like to bang the bejesus out of Kate.

and for some reason, Nasim cracks me up. I don't think she's in nearly enough skits.

Resolution, Revolution

No more sex toys

no more cosplay.

Lightning strike, deflect, elvin death potion.

ROFL ROFL

You know Kate is the first confirmed Lesbo on SNL. Sorry.

The girls on SNL are an embarrassment of riches nowadays, even Aidy is Adele hot.

The new "token" black girl ****ing sucks.

She is not funny kick her ass off.

LMAO that would be Cecily Strong as "Girl You Dont Want To Talk To At A Party" correct?

I think the fat one has potential.

shit

Hawk?

Nasim and the new chick are both hot. They definitely should scissor more.

The cold open was awesome

But I think Melissa McCarthy and Ricky Gervais were seperated at birth.

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BANG!!!



Now it smells like old dookie in a bag and new dookie in pants.

Possible the hardest I've laughed at SNL in recent memory.

And I truly love Keenan and Jay's Shaq and Charles.

He does a great Shaq, couldn't find a clip to embed but heres a link for those who haven't seen it...

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Kllam's Harrison Ford was awesome. His Brad Pitt is spot on too

Nasim is intoxicating.

what about the guy (didn't catch his name) who did the matthew mcconaughey inpersonation?

it was ****ing great, spot on if you only listened...

Killam I believe

here's a link http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_New...5851394410609/

yep, he was great

Check out his Brad Pitt. Unreal

-Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.

-Game of Thrones” is not an adult version of musical chairs.

-There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

-Jackson Browne is only one person.

-Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

-Neal deGrasse Tyson does not own a sandwich shop named “Quizmos.”

-You can not abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

-Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

-”Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

-Michael Strahan isn’t leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam”

-Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

-Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

-Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

-Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

-Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

-Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

-Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

-Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

-The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

-Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

-Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

-Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

-Marvin Gaye liked women.

-Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

-God loves figs.

-Noah is not “found footage.”

-Captain America was never a U.S. President.

-The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

I watched a documentary about a country that was turned to ice because of a princess

That's Frozen.

That 'Garfunkle is not Garfield's black cousin' line continues to crack me up.

Not well enough, sorry dude.

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I assumed. He never really got too many roles. The only lead I remember him having(didn't watch a terrible amount this season, too busy), was as the exterminator with Edward Norton.

He never really seemed to fit.

Guess reality says Don Pardo has to be replaced;

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Great Choice.

Heres a thread I havent seen for a while, guess I just havent thought much of this show lately...all the people who always say "its not funny anymore" are finally right IMO, its really not very good right now.

Its never been less of a must see show for me than it is now, and thats sad.

I don't think I've watched this show since 2000 or so.

You've missed some great stuff in that time, but its rarely funny anymore IMO.

For whatever reason, my favorite skit the past couple years has been that "Mokiki does the Sloppy Swish." My kids get a kick out of it...

aturnis - Brooks was recently on Mohr Stories, Jay Mohr's podcast. Find it on Itunes or Google if you like.

I'm really good friends with his brother, Brett...Brett is one of the funniest people I've ever met. One of those guys who is funny without trying. He insists that his older brother, Brad is the funniest of the 3 bros, but I don't know him as well. The entire family is funny...the mother, father... they are a funny family.

I've known Brooks forever. I wrestled Brett for 3rd and 4th at state wrestling as a 6th grader and we hung out outside of wrestling after that. Got to know Brooks through that. When we were in 8th grade, Brooks, who was in 4th grade at the time, made the finals and wrestled future Univeristy of Iowa wrestler, Ryan Morningstar. Brett and I were coaching Brooks in his corner during that match. He lost, but gave him a decent run.

After Brett and I graduated, the Wheelan family moved to the city where I went to college (and was wrestling at), which was Dubuque. He went to Dubuque Hempstead. Brett wrestled a bit with us in practice and after practice, sometimes I would hang out with the Wheelan family. I chilled with Brooks quite a bit. At the time, he had just made it a goal of his that he was going to pursue stand-up. He was in the middle of making this short film for school called, "Rollin' N the Dubz." During that time, he was really into Mitch Hedberg, Kevin Smith (primarily the movie "Mallrats" at the time) and Mr. Bean of all people... He really liked the stuff Bean did prior to becoming somewhat known in the states. Some pretty fun times.

Hung out with Brooks a bit while he was in college at the University of Iowa. Even hung out with him during Halloween in which he and another guy were dressed up as the Mcpoyle brothers from "It's Always Sunny" and I was Green Man (Charlie from "It's Always Sunny.") He and his bro came down to SEI, which is where I am from...Brett a bunch of times, Brooks once. He did some standup in Burlington, which is the "big city" in my region and was heckled a bit by some of the hill-rods who were in attendance. The area I am from is more or less, "Hickville." I don't think they "got" his routine. I thought he had a really funny bit about drunk texting his grandma and his grandma freaking out because she thought he was a robot. He was only up there for a few minutes.

Anyways, Brooks is a nice dude. Comes from an extremely nice family. One of my favorite families. It was pretty cool watching him do his thing last year...

You should check out the shout out that Judd Apatow gave him after he was fired from SNL via twitter.... He may have a future yet.

Thanks Baby Lee.

Cool story Rico.

Did you know Brett or Brad? You mentioned being in the same age group as them...you must have been Manchester West Delaware or Dubuque Hempstead.

I used the astounded sounding "wait a minute....you mean we don't get Frech benefits" line all the time when discovering something obvious in conversation.

Love that line.

West Delaware. Went to high school with his older brothers. Remember Brookes from athletic events, but never spent any time with him.

Those 3 bros are so different than each other, yet have so many similarities. I guess like most groups of bros. Heck, I'm the oldest of 4 bros myself and the same can be said about us.

You ever talk to Brett? His voice has been hoarse and raspy from the time I met him... :) Dude is funny as hell.

Back tonight with Chris Pratt. Is it just me or is Kate HAWT with her new hair? Like ScarJo hawt. I know she's a scissor sister, but still.

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Just look at Kates mouth fer cripe pete, that gaping maw could swallow the asteroid AND the Falcon.

I'll never hound and bitch about because its too beloved, but they've got a ways to go fo sho.

Saw this guy on Dave Attell's show. Hilarious!

Tonights show is almost guaranteed to be awesome...

Chris Rock is hosting with Prince as the musical guest.

Reports are that Prince will be doing 1 musical number that will be 8 minutes long.

Thats interesting, dont think SNL has ever done that before... but Prince isnt your average musical guest.

I haven't been a fan for a long time. Since Ferrell was a cast member. I guess I'm one of "those guys" now. "SNL sucks now. It was so much better back when blah blah blah".

I ****ing love the MacGruber movie though. Hated the sketches.

Nat x perhaps?

I've been real down on them the last two seasons as well, they still have great moments but not as many as they used to. Most of these new people just arent that funny IMO... Killam, Thompson, Pharoh, Moynihans ok sometimes and maybe one of the girls, thats about it.

Wouldnt surprise me, that was pretty much his only recurring character.

I think the cast is good, it's the writing that is awful.

Thats true, the writing does suck.

Thinking about Prince being on tonight, I would LOVE for Armisen to come back and do his Prince with the real Prince, that would be a riot.

Killiam and Moynihan are good, but all the elite talent on SNL is on the female side right now. The only weak female in the bunch is Zamata, or whatever her name is, and she was a hurried, poorly-thought-out midseason addition last year. Every other female is extremely talented.

Kate McKinnon and Taram Killian are probably the best talents on the show right now.

Then you have Moynihan and all the other females. They're that good.

I'd put Kenan Thompson right there with Killam.

I've never seen that guy NOT be funny, his Steve Harvey always brings me to tears.

Different strokes. Especially when it comes to comedy.

I happen to think Kenan's a good bit player in the right parts, nothing more. But that's me.

I happen to think Kenan's gym teacher in the Jay Pharoah "attention teacher's and students" skits is hysterical.

All right everybody... SHUT THE HELL UP!