you guys still really root for the chiefs, so that makes u all losers,lol

like i said i made it up and wife is here laughing her ass off

Please have her post

she is reading here now

And just when I thought nobody could ever outdo Tom C@sh for pure assitude and lack of testicular fortitude.

uncle, UNCLE

she wants to know why grown men would sit on here and read such garbage

Oh crap. Looks like another lawsuit on me. If you knew how many pretend lawsuits have been filed on me, you'd try another tactic. I encourage you to pay some attorney $250 an hour to call me up with some threats. I'll talk to him for about 20 hours - tell him my entire life story on your dime.

I think I'm definitely going to call her now. Maybe send her a letter - you know, just to verify your story.

no he wont call you, he will contact chiefs planet admin and take it from there
and obtw he's my uncle

by all means do so

Except for you already deleted all the stuff you "made up". So, how could she be following along at this point. I call BS.

gotta go, wifey is tired

What's he going to say?
"Please don't make fun of my little nephew. He's torn up because the woman that used him and broke his heart."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - go for it. I tried contacting the Chiefs Planet admin in 2004. I'm still waiting for a response.

You can probably just wait a couple of hours and talk to her on adult friend finder, if you can get her to stop spreading her peehole on cam long enough to type.

Hey dumb ass, my advise would be to talk to your wife and tell her everything, before someone else does.

Fortunately, I managed to keep all the pictures you deleted, little buddy. Since you made it all up, you won't mind if I post it right here, will you?

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...yms/kctrip.jpg

omg do u think my wife would know if i had a gf for 6 years and she didnt know it?lol come on dude dont be dumb, some things i said were true some were made up i was messin with people, hell i have been on this site since 2002 and needed to get my pst up just like i did before look back at my old post i made up sum crazy shit and it got people going.

why would i care, hell no my wife wont mind, u guys are hilarious if u think im worried about that pic,lol

Hahaha

What a chump.

I have never witnessed a man sweating in fear through typing.

Cue made up "wife" username in 5...4...3...2...

Well if she is reading this.. Tell her to read all the quotes.. Since you cannot delete those..

She can read about you cheating on her.. Of course if this were all made up you would not delete everything.. Your best recourse is to run away to another site.. Gochief might have one for you..

As for your lawyer.. I am pretty sure if you post information on a public board, you cannot cry fowl if it is used against you..

Gosh, why would you delete it then?

I'll tell you what....

You send $2500 to my paypal account and I'll delete everything and play damage control for you when your wife finds out.

first my wife knows all about it, second i never posted any of my info
third the local sherriffs office is here now and have contected chiefsplanet and are going to file charges. Thank you good night

Blackmail....

Beautiful.

ROFL

so true, it will.....

but you'll read it anyway....and this guy is a pathetic piece of shit adulterous stalker with the emotional maturity of Britney Spears...

What charges?

Well, I called the sheriff and Lone Ranger and they're forming a posse to come over to your house right now, pardner.

Are they Chiefs fans? Have them post too.

Wow
 

I'm amazed how this post has blossemed in the last few hours. Personally I think shyguy needs to just shut off his comp. and take a break! I mean in the last 10 pages how many times have you been owned? Hell if I got owned that many times I would probably take a week off!

If you never posted any of your info, than why is the local "sherriff's" office there, contacting chiefsplanet and intending to filing charges.

I applaud you. This level of dipshittery is just to the left of legendary.

It's a nominal service charge. Please be accurate.

Careful, Britney's legal team may see that as defamation of character.

Gosh, I need to go home, but don't want to miss out on what the coppers do.

I bet this thread makes the hall of fame soon! What an idiot!

"Bad boys.bad boys..."

Starring shygums...

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1...hgxsiplln8.jpg

Wait - please come back, shyguy! I think your storytelling skills are amazing and all that stuff you made up was awesome. Could you please weave a tale about the Chiefs winning a playoff game? Please?

Here you go:

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You know what would be funny? If he killed himself......wait...that really wouldn't make me laugh either. I guess you just suck at life man.

Nah, he's just pretending at sucking at life.

(cough)

ROFL

you are such a stupid pussy....

Pussy to Officer: "People are making fun of me on teh intertube....do something!"

Officer to pussy: "**** off, you stupid pussy."

"honestly, deputy I have no idea how they found my home address, name, wife's name, phone number, and life story - I didn't tell them anything at all. I mean, look at the thread starter, all I typed was fgg and all these crazies went wacko on me".

"Mr. Shook, please stop shaking (sic)."

"I'm just scared that crazy Phobia guy will drive out here tonight and lash me to the bed while he violates my wife".

"Mr. Shook, I thought you said there's no way it would matter because you had already stretched it out by "tapping it" all these years."

"But.... but..... - they're going to kill me because I made up a story."

"Alright Mr. Shook, we're going to throw the book at these jokers. We'll arrest them tonight!"

"thank you, deputy. I'll never forget you. Will you be my new bestest friend?"

ROFL

be sure to kiss her goodnight.

http://z.about.com/d/drawsketch/1/0/...ston-hand.jpeg

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

(Wife and son just asked if I was OK)

Yes, you fucking idiot.

Seriously, this is THE GREATEST POST IN THE HISTORY OF CHIEFS PLANET.

This post is hall worthy all by itself.

So packed full of failed-at-life-pathetic-ness wrapped in the ever amusing my-uncle-is-a-lawyer-and-also-knuckle-deep-in-my-pee-hole threat/hail mary/exit-stage-left.

Weird. There's a guy claiming to be a sheriff from Maryland knocking on Bob Dole's door right now.

Tell him Iowa nian is the pOwner of Chiefsplanet and has been for some time now.

Oh, the guy that called, your uncle, isn't a sheriff, he's a parking lot security guard and is Gary Coleman's partner. Ironic that his name is Willis?

Hey shydumbs....

whats this Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris tough shit right here?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176547

Wow! It's been awhile since we've had one of these.

was the wife laughing when she read this?

I wonder how it will look on her myspace?

Jeez, sounds like I missed the party, as usual.

We should probably holster the African stick fighting clubs for a while, a few more whacks to the money maker and chr is cr ocker is going to make a youtube "leave shygums alone" video.

This chick is way cuter than he deserves, too.

Damn.

Heh heh. He uses the same u/n everywhere.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/shyguym...sic-Basketball
http://www.youtube.com/user/shyguyms
Heh - this one may not actually be him. http://www.eons.com/members/profile/shyguyMs
http://www.ustream.tv/shyguyms

So shyguyms, been in trouble with the law the in the last 10 years or so?

This is almost as good as the Kirstie Tynes thread.

You're having a good time with this aren't you?

Wow...just Wow.:doh!:

Blow up doll deflating, eh?

and the seal is broken.....

You sure about that?

Nice one!

I think it's funny to expose jerks and make 'em sweat.

It is kind of fun to watch them backpedal, trip and scramble backwards on all fours like a reeruned crab.

Did I cross the line with my last post? I always hear about these imaginary lines but I never know where they are and I cross them quite often.

I would say yes, but you're your own boss.

It's usually frowned upon to post phone numbers.

But I've got a good one(I'm sure Phobia has it too) ready to go should it be needed.

It's not like it can't be found on google with information HE posted. But, yeah - posting it is probably a little over the top.

Thanks. I dont know what it is about these lines that I cant see.

Well I think I can safely say that shyguyms isn't going to be back now.

Shouldn't there be numbers in that pic, or lines representing his height?

You would think. Maryland has a shitty sex offender site. On the MO site you can find out what crime they were convicted of and quite a few details about the victim they chose - except for personal info of course.

Sex Offense Third Degree?

Dude is in some hurt. What a pathetic loser.

I had seen that.

I was joking about Chris Hanson catching him on the Hannah Montana chat....who knew.

wait, the sex offender thing is real?

I don't know what you're talking about. But there is a guy that lives in Maryland that has the same name as our shyguyms that has been convicted.