Well hey, Rudith. Just let that linebacker waltz on thru to the backfield.

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Well hey, Cox, just led that linebacker waltz on thru to the backfield.

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Well hey, Newdookie, just let that linebacker waltz on thru to the backfield.

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Back to defense, where Jarrad Page takes a play from the Bernard Pollard playbook.

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We take a brief moment to applaud LJ's blocking here on GIF'D UP. LJ's amazing block allowed the completion of a six-yard pass on third and 10.

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I'm all for being fair to the players, Mr. Just Passin' By. Always have been and always will be. In fact, I always give the benefit of the doubt to the players. As a fan, I sincerely believe that I owe it to my team to strive for fairness in all my evaluations.

To that end, I hereby declare our offensive line to be somewhat better than cat puke.

FAX

LMAO

I feel sorry for Cassel and the RB's.

He had a long way to go for that one. The tackle blocked into the LDT on the play, Goff was pulling right on the play and the tackle spot was where the defensive player came through. The defender/linebacker broke to his left immediately, despite Cassel's turn in the opposite direction. From the looks of it, he either keyed on the RB and got the correct read immediately or, less likely from what I'm seeing, his assignment called for him to slash left at the snap. I can't determine this for certain, especially because LJ is out of the screen at the snap.

I don't know that Niswanger deserves too much derision on this one.

Note how slow New Du Kiwi is off the ball. I think he must have missed the snap count ... at least I hope that's what that was.

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It doesn't look like that to me at all. It looks like the MLB was his guy and he got his ass whooped. He never even looks left. He doesn't even flinch to the left. The MLB beats him to the gap so bad it's not even funny.

Looks like Newdookie's tree trunk left leg almost takes out Goffs right knee.

Slow is an understatement. Dude looks like he waited until he saw everyone else move.

JESUS CHRIST NEW DOOKIE! FOLLOW THE ****ING SNAP COUNT!

The backer is definitely keying on the RB. At least it looks that way to me.

By the time Nice Wanger gets to his man, he's already by him. Again, we're just much slower off the ball than the Eagles.

On the other hand, one would think that, because they're running right, you might want to pull Waters instead of Goff.

FAX

Here's a little double fail with Leggett and Page.

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Here's a little more double fail with Edwards and Hali.

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Albert is lost.

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He didn't make the play because he's a slow, un-athletic piece of undrafted garbage.

FAIL

The Chiefs look lost on both sides of the ball. It appears that over pursuit is still a problem for the defense.

Albert has looked like complete dog shit this year.

Rookie fail!

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Look how easily Hali gets taken out of the play...

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I said...LOOK HOW EASILY HALI GETS TAKEN OUT OF THE PLAY...

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The linebacker starts off to Niswanger's right even before the play begins, as the ball is being snapped from the hashmark and the LB has both feet to the left of the hashmark from his perspective. He keys off the RB (I believe) and is off to his left immediately. Niswanger simply can't make up that difference because the LB was so quick with his read.

GIF'D UP hands out praise when rookies dominate at the point of attack. Well done, INDEED!

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Niswanger has to be among the bottom 25 percent of talent where centers are concerned in the league. A quicker guy could have made that play, IMO.

Just in case you were wondering, no, we didn't forget Mike Goff.

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Albert blows another block.

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Sean Ryan lays an awesome block.

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Jarrad Page manages to blow the swat and the tackle....

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OK...GRAND FINALE...COMING UP!

ASS WHIP OF THE WEEK: Matt Cassel

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ASS WHIPEE OF THE WEEK: Dantrell Savage

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BRIAN WATERS HOPS LIKE: A bunny

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GIF'D UP ROLLS ON. WE'RE GONNA POINT OUT EVERY FRAUD ON THIS FOOTBALL TEAM! SEE YOU FUGGERS NEXT WEEK! PEACE OUT!

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Nice job!

Threads like this help the casual fan understand why certain players are disliked on the boards that otherwise would be clueless as to why that is the case.

That last gif in post 258 is enough for all Chiefs fans throughout the world to hang their heads in shame, shave their eyeballs, and hatchet off their penises.

That was the most pitiable attempt to block a person I've ever seen ... even at the high school level. God.

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I like how Vrabel uses Celek's body to close up the hole.

But he had no tackles in the game.:p

Too bad cassel can't block for himself and play qb, had two nice blocks on that play. Thanks GC.

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Great Job!

Actually, on that first play, is that on Rudi? It looked like that was more on Goff who was running to block nobody. It looked to me like the d-lineman stunted and shot a gap where Rudi couldn't get to him.

Goff is pulling. You know, lead blocker.

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The sad thing is, there were a LOT more plays like that. I remember the same shit happening to Ndukwe earlier in the game. GoChiefs only posted a small sample of the many plays that looked exactly like this.

Thanks, gochiefs, by the way. These are pretty ****ing awesome.

This thread makes me really depressed

Really? I don't see that at all. If you watch the play, there is pretty much nothing Niswanger can do. The LB takes a really good angle to shoot the gap and Niswanger can't get to him because there are too many bodies cutting his angle off. When you watch that play, there is really no way Niswanger can block him.

Somebody had to have blown their assignment. Otherwise, Niswanger got caught up in a completely unblockable play.

a spinoff?
 

a good idea for a spinoff thread to this one would be one focusing on a few college players that are possible draftees for us at need positions.

just a thought.

Cheer up...

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We gonna get any GIF's on this fine Friday night?

Ass whipee of the week: Wallace Gillbery gettin knock the fuck out on the charles return play that he fumbles.

No.

I've been traveling all day and I'm very tired.

Maybe tomorrow morning I'll update the thread before leaving for KC.

If you were a true Chiefs fan, you'd do it tonight...

Only week 5 and the thread FAILS, sucks, one of the best threads ever. No need for week 4, on to the Cowboys.

everytime i come to this thread i feel like there is no pot of gold under this rainbow of torment

Or as I like to call it; "lessons in offensive suckage/how NOT to compete".

You got the stones to Gif up that POS safety who's dick you've been sucking all season?

It'll look pretty damn similar to the Pollard one except his missed tackles won't be in the open field and they'll be in a game that counts.

He's been sucking donkey bawls all season, let's see if you'll nut up enough to call him out now that he pretty much cost us a football game.

Screw you. I'll get around to this shit when I have time. And yes, Mike Brown will be GIF'D UP. GIF'D UP has no bias.

You tell 'em man. I look forward to these gifs too, but I ain't gonna bust yer chops over it.

If you'd spend more time on GIFs and less time trying to get blown by trannies, we wouldn't be in this situation.

There a gif or video of Olshansky's dirty hit around somewhere?

you should consider moving those of albert to your second post in this thread. that way it wont have to load every time i go to the next page..... just a thought and thanks for the GIFs

Just giving you a little shit, chill out :D

GIF'D UP returns. Tomorrow.

hey we gotta be possitive.... thats all that will help us

Holy crap. You guys won't believe how hard Wallace Gilberry got his ass whipped.

GoChiefs, you are such a tease...

OK. We're back. With a smorgasboard of FAIL from the Giants game.

First, it's Jarrad Page missing a tackle.

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Second, it's Jarrad Page missing another tackle.

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Third, it's Mo Leggett putting the cherry on top.

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Now it's time for various blockers to FAIL.

First, LJ!

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Next, Albert!

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Everyone's favorite, Sean Ryan!

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And finally, Albert, LJ, Goof and O'Callaghan in one synchronized effort!

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And we'll sprinkle in a little Mike Brown for good measure.

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Thank God...

Some fresh football fodder is much needed today.

OK, as we've pointed out before, GIF'D UP does like to point out positives, so here are two very nice plays by Glenn Dorsey.

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And here is a great play by Sean Ryan. NICE LADY FAIL!

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We wrap it up in a few minutes with the biggest edition of ASS WHIPS yet. There was a lot of ass whipping going in in the Giants' game!

Great posts. This is why I'm continually bothered with the critics who point to the sack totals as an indication that Cassel holds on to the ball too long. On all 4 plays, Cassel is about to get whacked with pretty much no place to run within 3 seconds of the snap.

ASS WHIP OF THE WEEK: Jarrad Page

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ASS WHIPEE OF THE WEEK: Wallace Gilberry

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RUNNER UP: Jamaal Charles

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HONORABLE MENTION: Jovan Belcher

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Tomorrow: We do the Cowboys game.

Also, I'm gonna bump the Todd Haley goes off thread later. And I have some boobs on horseback.

The only one that didnt get owned, by Giants design, in 'synchronized fail'...was Wanger.

'Why isnt Cassel lighting it up?!?'

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I hope he got fined for that helmet to helmet hit

Too bad we can't fine you for being a moron.

Damn...I like the one of Wallace "The Fainting Goat" Gilberry! Good work.

HAHAHAAA!11

'William' Wallace Gilberry goes out Stone-Cold...looks like when Tank Abbot cold-cocked the big samoan.

DOA

Yeah, mysteriously missed some days from practice the next week.

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Dammmnnnn, u got knock the fuck out

Gilberry looks like he is trying to get a charging foul in basketball, no?

Looks like Gilberry, after taking that shot to the jaw, reached up to make sure his head was still there.

I think I JIMP during the dorsey gifs, could to see that he might be turning the corner.

This was TWO weeks ago, too.

I bet he made similar plays against Dallas and Washington.

ROFL .It does. I seriously think he was knocked out cold while he was still standing. He dropped like a ton of bricks. ROFL

This is what comes to mind watching Gilberry:

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:drool:

Gotta give that G-Man credit, he'd decided ten steps back who was gonna get it...why take on 2, when you can kill 1?

Anyone else having problems with the gifs? I see them all, but some don't run in their entirety...

Right click on 'em and hit view image, and then refresh if need be.

what's amazing is just how poor the effort is

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they weren't even trying....there is still a lot of p$%^& for Haley to beat out of this team


and pretty clear that Cassel "holding the ball too long" = Cassel holding the ball for more than 1 sec....

This one's for the late Jim/Logical, who once quipped "When the boobs are a'bouncin,' the Chiefs will be trouncin.' "

Ohhhhh yeah.

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Dallas and Wershington tomorrow. I PROMISE.

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Not sure, may need to go in the Haley thread, but when Haley was trying to talk to the official and Witten gets involved, and it looks like he tells him to get lost/****ed

Not really seeing much bounce there.