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Reerun_KC 11-24-2009 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6291899)
Hopefully Witherspoon will twist Sod into many interesting unnatural shapes. :evil:

Oh yeah? Well I hope Mangino sits on Pinkel until he screams uncle!!!!

KChiefs1 11-24-2009 06:37 PM

Missouri Tigers in the Cotton Bowl.
Kansas Jayhawks in the Toilet Bowl.

Frazod 11-24-2009 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 6291905)
Oh yeah? Well I hope Mangino sits on Pinkel until he screams uncle!!!!

Actually, that wouldn't bother me all that much. :D

Saulbadguy 11-24-2009 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6291417)
I'll be there rooting KU on to become bowl eligible. Motor City Bowl here we come, yahoooooo

Your Iowa avatar sure lasted all of a couple weeks.

Frazod 11-24-2009 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6291777)
T-shirts are typically how I commemorate important events in my life as well.

:D

If you really want to know, this is how I commemorated that game.

This is displayed prominently in the Man Cave.

The newspaper on the left was handed out in the parking lot after the game. On the right, from top to bottom, are the Sports Illustrated cover from the following week, a picture of me and NZoner taken immediately after the game, and my ticket.

:rockon:

Reerun_KC 11-24-2009 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 6291923)
Missouri Tigers in the Cotton Bowl.
Kansas Jayhawks in the Toilet Bowl.

ROFL

That was an orginal fail... ROFL Nice try Jr, now run a long your mommy wants you...

KChiefs1 11-24-2009 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 6291982)
ROFL

That was an orginal fail... ROFL Nice try Jr, now run a long your mommy wants you...

KU = Epic Fail

From their historical 1st Big 12 North title to the Big 12 North basement.ROFL

Brock 11-24-2009 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 6292030)
KU = Epic Fail

From their historical 1st Big 12 North title to the Big 12 North basement.ROFL

Yep, KU can only hope to become a model for NCAA success like Mizzou, who we're sure, will someday accomplish something, anything, significant.

kepp 11-24-2009 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 6291905)
Oh yeah? Well I hope Mangino sits on Pinkel until he screams uncle!!!!

Dude...this is supposed to be all in good fun. That was uncalled for.

wildcat09 11-24-2009 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 6292034)
Yep, KU can only hope to become a model for NCAA success like Mizzou, who we're sure, will someday accomplish something, anything, significant.


Does this count?

Frazod 11-24-2009 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by wildcat09 (Post 6292061)
Does this count?

Aren't there two S's at the end of KansASS?

KChiefs1 11-24-2009 07:44 PM

Found this in another forum:


Fascinating History of the Cheating Chickenhawks
by
Tiger Gary

In order for everyone to truely grasp what a bunch of arrogant cheating slime live west of KC, I've put together 3 installments of the History of kU Probation....here is Part 1.....the current decade....


All of this is from the Lawrence Journal World (LJW or Pravda) and the NCAA documents on their web site.....I did not make this up or exaggerate
During Hate Week be sure to understand what a bunch of cheats follow that program....


A Sordid History of Cheating and Misdealing at (k)ansas (u)niversity…….

Chapter I…….The Current Years……………………


2006 “I don’t need to cheat”……Mark Mangino (2006)

The NCCA found major violations in men’s basketball and football and the dreaded lack of institutional control in the Athletic Department.

The NCAA found boosters had paid at least $5,000 each to two basketball players directly as well as their AAU coaches and family members from 2002 -05….

Boosters also paid for recruits and AAU coaches to travel to NCAA Regional sites for recruiting purposes..

A booster also purchased an auto for a recruit / player’s use and later signed for a loan for his mother’s car

Other boosters were found to have paid “graduation gifts” to various basketball players with the knowledge of the AD personnel, including Roy Williams, who specifically endorsed the practice. These cash gifts ranging from 100 to 400 per booster were allegedly “to assist in the player’s transition to the real world” (I guess that meant LESS money?). Boosters were lead to believe, by Wiliams, this was permissible since eligibility had expired.

The NCAA also found 7 JUCO football players were allowed to live on campus and participate in summer workouts with kU football, while taking correspondence course work needed for eligibility at kU. Two assistant coaches were cited for providing answers to players in completing on line course work.

The Athletic Department was cited for its complete lack or record keeping on NCAA mandated third party compliance…..and Roy Williams was specifically cited

kU football and basketball was placed on probation for 3 years. Here is some kU Karma……their football probation expired on the EXACT day as their last football win this year….


2003

AD Al Bohl is dismissed…..after a falling out (naturally) with Deputy Dawg…

”…I believe the Kansas basketball coach had the power to hold his athletic director in his hand like a dove, and he had the choice to either crush me with his power of influence or let me fly with my vision for a better total program," Bohl said…. "He chose to crush me."

2001

Al Bohl is hired by kU’s President specifically to “clean up” what had become a mismanaged AD. kU had asked the Stanford AD and President to audit the Department and to make recommendations

Lies by Larry Brown and other coaches at one of the most penalized athletic program in NCAA annals….A Sordid History of Cheating and Misdealing at (k)ansas (u)niversity…….


Chapter 2 ? The Sleeze of the 80’s


1989 “….''I just know that we ran a clean program..” Larry Brown (1989)


The NCAA found kU basketball guilty of multiple violations. Defining the term “pot meet kettle”, the NCAA was tipped by calls from Memphis St. Then kU coach Larry Brown had recruited Vince Askew to Lowrents when Askew spurned them for Memphis. Not to be deterred, Vince shows up to spend the summer in Larry……all while enrolled at Memphis…..he returned to Memphis less than a month later (some say his paycheck was merely upped)....but Memphis blew the whistle.

kU was found to have paid for his time spent in Larry…..Brown said he paid him…but it was only to assist him in visiting a sick grandmother……the fact that paying those expenses was a violation ? even for his own player, much less someone else’s ? seemed to have eluded LB…..

Vince later went on the Nets and was the same moody, disagreeable, greedy player in the NBA that he was in college

Drawing the ire of the NCAA, kU’s response to the allegations was that the incident was overblown, in that ...." kU never benefited since Askew never played at kU"

A really, really ill thought response…….

The NCAA noting kU football probation just a few year’s previously seriously considered the Death Penalty. ''Kansas was on the bubble, so to speak,'' said David Berst, the N.C.A.A. assistant director for enforcement. (NY Times).

In the end, the NCAA folded like wet paper….placing the program on probation for 3 years, banning them from post season play, and taking scholarships.

They remain the ONLY NCAA Champion that was denied defending its title……and are the ONLY program that has won its titles while on probation the year of or the year succeeding its win

Out goes Larry to the NBA…….in comes Deputy Dawg from UNC


1983

In a 20 month investigation, the NCAA found “significant recruiting violations” in the kU football program. kU was placed on 2 year’s probation and banned from post season play (not much of a penalty) and banned from TV ( a blessing for viewers)

Per Pravda (aka Lawrence Journal World) “…Violations cited in the release included offering large amounts of money and other benefits to prospective players, providing prospects with expense-paid visits to the campus, providing employment to athletes and filing false statements that Kansas was in compliance with NCAA rules….”

Note the last ? that is consistent in all their violations; cheat and then cover your tracks……

Coaches were not specifically cited but it was widely assumed John Hadl (you will hear his name in another kU scandal), Bud Moore, and long time MU hater Don Fambrough were involved…

A Sordid History of Cheating and Misdealing at (k)ansas (u)niversity…….

Chapter III…….The Early Years……………………


1960…….. kU Pres calls NCAA Investigator… "rude, bothersome and overbearing."…and complains NCAA… "dragged out" the matter so long ? much to the detriment of kU….” (from 10.23.60 LJW aka Pravda on the Kaw)


And there was good reason……the NCAA ? again lit into both basketball and football…resulting in multi year penalties to both programs, loss of scholarships, TV and post season bans…..

Wilt Chamberlain got a brand new red Olds convertible when he arrived on campus….kU kept it hush hush that an alum bought it and gave it to Wilt, signing tht title over when The Big Dipper left Larry….seems they got caught because Wilt got a little somethun’ somethun’ on the side every week in terms of cash from boosters…..

Bud Adams (yeah, same guy that owns the Oilers) is the son of the founder of Phillips Petroleum and you guessed it ….a kU alum from the Flint Hills….Bud rounded up some of his Wichita buddies and decided kU football needed a boost……so he went out and contacted Bert Coan (TCU), Rodger McFarland , Mickey Walker, Jim Street (all from aTm) about living life up in Larry…..all transferred…..all got cash for doing so,,,,,,and at no time were their coaches talked to…..

kU’s Jack Mitchell claimed he had no knowledge of Adam’s actions but son of a gun, ALL of those guys met a need for kU…..imagine that


ad we know kU beat MU in 1960……ending MU’s undefeated season and a likely NC….OU, MU, aTm and TCU all blew the whistle on the beakers………the NCAA set aside all the games these guys played in….yet kU STILL claims this as a win…..




1956 “…"I did not know at the time that this was an infraction of the rules”….Phog Allen (1957)


Well Phog ? you should have….The legendary college coach recruited Kent Bryan from KC Westport to kU…..Bryan, as amazing as this sounds, failed his entrance exam….enrolled at SLU…..left after a semester and transferred to Wyoming….Phog wanted this 6’8” post man, so he talked to Bryan while at Wyoming and convenced him to transfer to Larry, where he could work on his grades….Now, how could this be paid for?.....Why an unnamed KC physician and beaker alum volunteered to take care of his needs until they got him on scholarship……

Phog admitted to illegally transporting the kid to and from Larry but denied any knowledge of the financial arrangement….he was quoted that he thought the tuition was covered by “the boy’s family”….the NCAA saw it differently …..one year ban on post season play…..

Great quote in the LJW….from the May 2, 1956 edition…. “…There are informed sources who contend that Missouri University, a Big Seven neighbor, had a hand in both probes - KU and St. Louis. Missouri long has been recognized as a self-appointed Big Seven area "watchdog."…”

YA THINK?....Somebody better be with you arrogant, cheating b**tards as next door neighbors……..


By my count, nearly two dozen boosters have been banned form association with kansas Athletics....

kU is the 6th most penalized school in America per the NCAA....


There is NO doubt in mind that having the NCAA headquarters in KC saved them in the 80's if not at other time......If in Indy back then, I think they would have lost basketball after Manning for at least a year....

Reerun_KC 11-24-2009 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 6292059)
Dude...this is supposed to be all in good fun. That was uncalled for.

Alright, I am sorry, I apologize!

ArrowheadHawk 11-24-2009 07:49 PM

MU Sucks! KU may suck more but MU still sucks. I wouldn't be surprised to finally see KU play to their potential and win this game. Or Todd could fumble the ball away all day again.

Brock 11-24-2009 07:49 PM

Oh, yeah, "you guys cheat and we never do!"

wildcat09 11-24-2009 07:49 PM

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how bout this one......

veist 11-24-2009 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 6291406)
More like BOREing War, m i rite?

I think this thread needs a spin of the wheel.

ROYC75 11-24-2009 08:39 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3386/...24a78083c3.jpg

ROYC75 11-24-2009 08:46 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3543/...a6f52c63_o.jpg

ROYC75 11-24-2009 08:49 PM

Once a Jayhawk, Always a Jayhawk !
 
http://www.sportsaholic.org/ProdImag...blue_large.jpg

Saulbadguy 11-24-2009 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75 (Post 6292257)

Looks like gameday in Lawrence.

ROYC75 11-24-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 6292265)
Looks like gameday in Lawrence.


Good one, too bad, it was the day before when it was painted. But nice try.

gblowfish 11-24-2009 09:20 PM

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I wouldn't worry too much about Mangino.
I'm sure he has a plan in mind...

KcMizzou 11-24-2009 09:21 PM

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Saulbadguy 11-24-2009 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 6292292)
I wouldn't worry too much about Mangino.
I'm sure he has a plan in mind...

Haha...my wife made that picture like 4 years ago in Photoshop. Funny how it has circulated around the net in that time.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-24-2009 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 6292292)
I wouldn't worry too much about Mangino.
I'm sure he has a plan in mind...

ROFL

First time viewing. MUCHO ha ha!

wildcat09 11-24-2009 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 6292292)
I wouldn't worry too much about Mangino.
I'm sure he has a plan in mind...


ok....that was funny

Sure-Oz 11-24-2009 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6292297)
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yeah, thats ****ing gay

MIZZOU4LIFE 11-25-2009 04:57 AM

Enough With The Gay Jokes
 
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6292297)
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I have been a student at Mizzou for 3 years now, and I find it terrible that you would use these pictures, even of the Jayhawks, in a thread. I play for the Tigers Football team, and I'll have you know that there are plenty of those there who have chosen an alternative lifestyle. Just because we like to sleep together and give it to each other long and hard after losses and victories - not to mention everytime one of us hears the term "Gayhawk" spoken by someone on campus (which is pretty often, thank God)... that doesn't make us gay.

There are lots of Mizzou guys - in Football, in Basketball, on our Men's Ballet Squad - as well as a majority of the students, that all get together for "**** KU" orgies every Tuesday and Wednesday night (as well as Thursdays and Sundays - and Saturdays once Football season is over). We do it to each other in every way imaginable - and if some poor guy doesn't have a partner, he just brings his brother.

Anyway, even as a Mizzou student, I just wanted to say that using those pics is out of line. Should we really be picking on pictures that simply "look" gay when there are so many of the real thing here on campus? It seems a little hypocritical is all.

kstater 11-25-2009 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6292632)
I have been a student at Mizzou for 3 years now, and I find it terrible that you would use these pictures, even of the Jayhawks, in a thread. I play for the Tigers Football team, and I'll have you know that there are plenty of those there who have chosen an alternative lifestyle. Just because we like to sleep together and give it to each other long and hard after losses and victories - not to mention everytime one of us hears the term "Gayhawk" spoken by someone on campus (which is pretty often, thank God)... that doesn't make us gay.

There are lots of Mizzou guys - in Football, in Basketball, on our Men's Ballet Squad - as well as a majority of the students, that all get together for "**** KU" orgies every Tuesday and Wednesday night (as well as Thursdays and Sundays - and Saturdays once Football season is over). We do it to each other in every way imaginable - and if some poor guy doesn't have a partner, he just brings his brother.

Anyway, even as a Mizzou student, I just wanted to say that using those pics is out of line. Should we really be picking on pictures that simply "look" gay when there are so many of the real thing here on campus? It seems a little hypocritical is all.

Well this looks like a legit post. Welcome aboard n00b.

MIZZOU4LIFE 11-25-2009 05:13 AM

Why thank you, sir.

kepp 11-25-2009 08:17 AM

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FYP

Reerun_KC 11-25-2009 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6292632)
I have been a student at Mizzou for 3 years now, and I find it terrible that you would use these pictures, even of the Jayhawks, in a thread. I play for the Tigers Football team, and I'll have you know that there are plenty of those there who have chosen an alternative lifestyle. Just because we like to sleep together and give it to each other long and hard after losses and victories - not to mention everytime one of us hears the term "Gayhawk" spoken by someone on campus (which is pretty often, thank God)... that doesn't make us gay.

There are lots of Mizzou guys - in Football, in Basketball, on our Men's Ballet Squad - as well as a majority of the students, that all get together for "**** KU" orgies every Tuesday and Wednesday night (as well as Thursdays and Sundays - and Saturdays once Football season is over). We do it to each other in every way imaginable - and if some poor guy doesn't have a partner, he just brings his brother.

Anyway, even as a Mizzou student, I just wanted to say that using those pics is out of line. Should we really be picking on pictures that simply "look" gay when there are so many of the real thing here on campus? It seems a little hypocritical is all.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

No way that is true.....

kepp 11-25-2009 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6292632)
Anyway, even as a Mizzou student, I just wanted to say that using those pics is out of line. Should we really be picking on pictures that simply "look" gay when there are so many of the real thing here on campus? It seems a little hypocritical is all.

You're right. I...I'm sorry, todd.

MIZZOU4LIFE 11-25-2009 08:40 AM

It's just like, if everyone could understand that we here at the University of Missouri are proud to be a mostly homosexual campus, then perhaps we could all get along better. Mizzou has a long and proud tradition of turning out more gay graduates than any other University in, well, the Universe. They aren't all gay when they get here, but we can usually turn them out by the time they leave. People may call us sissies and pansies and fudge-packers, but that's all right. We already know we are.

kstater 11-25-2009 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6292787)
It's just like, if everyone could understand that we here at the University of Missouri are proud to be a mostly homosexual campus, then perhaps we could all get along better. Mizzou has a long and proud tradition of turning out more gay graduates than any other University in, well, the Universe. They aren't all gay when they get here, but we can usually turn them out by the time they leave. People may call us sissies and pansies and fudge-packers, but that's all right. We already know we are.

Current Odds:

AriChiefs: 3:2
Reerun_KC: 4:1
Arrowheadhawk: 10:1
BusterHymen: Too stupid to create a mult

Pablo 11-25-2009 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 6292831)
Current Odds:

AriChiefs: 3:2
Reerun_KC: 4:1
Arrowheadhawk: 10:1
BusterHymen: Too stupid to create a mult

Dude, it's obvious it's Blaine Gabbert.

Frazod 11-25-2009 09:04 AM

I see KC_Connection has a new login. LMAO

Brock 11-25-2009 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 6292497)
yeah, thats ****ing gay

oh noes, not teh gay how awful

MIZZOU4LIFE 11-25-2009 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6292832)
Dude, it's obvious it's Blaine Gabbert.

For anyone who thinks that perhaps this IS Blaine Gabbert, please let me make clear that it's NOT. I'm just an anonymous Mizzou player, not that big studly quarterback. Why would anyone think this is Blaine? Why? Please, anyone reading this put that thought out of your mind. Why would Blaine write such things? He wouldn't. Not Blaine. He's too sexy. Too witty. Way too, sexy, too. And he definitely likes girls. Definitely.

Reerun_KC 11-25-2009 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 6292831)
Current Odds:

AriChiefs: 3:2
Reerun_KC: 4:1
Arrowheadhawk: 10:1
BusterHymen: Too stupid to create a mult

my money is on SaulBadGuy..... :D

Sure the hell isnt me... Can promise you that.

Saulbadguy 11-25-2009 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 6293214)
my money is on SaulBadGuy..... :D

Sure the hell isnt me... Can promise you that.

Not enough spelling errors for you or ArrowheadHawk.

Frazod 11-25-2009 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 6293238)
Not enough spelling errors for you or ArrowheadHawk.

Whoever it is did misspell "Colombia."

Definitely Kansas ejucaded. :D

Pablo 11-25-2009 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 6293238)
Not enough spelling errors for you or ArrowheadHawk.

Not enough jilted comments about KU basketball or console gaming to be you either.

Mr. Plow 11-25-2009 11:03 AM

No wonder you guys are fans of Missouri.

Mr. Plow 11-25-2009 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6293249)
Whoever it is did misspell "Colombia."

Definitely Kansas ejucaded. :D


That's "edumacated".

Lzen 11-25-2009 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 6292292)
I wouldn't worry too much about Mangino.
I'm sure he has a plan in mind...

:LOL:

Now that pic was funny.

Frazod 11-25-2009 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 6293270)
That's "edumacated".

Oh. Sorry. :)

MIZZOU4LIFE 11-25-2009 11:10 AM

Gentlemen, gentlemen... does it really matter WHO I am? Seriously? Isn't it more important that I am perhaps the only one in this thread from Missouri to be willing to stand up and take pride in the long and hard tradition we have here of liking penis thrust into our butts? We all know that we'll rape Kansas on Saturday - even if we DON'T win. Me and a few of the guys have actually been talking about forgoing the new Nike gear in favor of playing in the buff. We figure that if anything goes wrong during the game, it will make "consoling" each other that much easier.

C'mon Tigers! Where's your school spirit? Let's focus on what's really important here in Missouri - man love. Sweaty, stinky, messy man love. GO MIZZOU!!!

Pablo 11-25-2009 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6293301)
Gentlemen, gentlemen... does it really matter WHO I am? Seriously? Isn't it more important that I am perhaps the only one in this thread from Missouri to be willing to stand up and take pride in the long and hard tradition we have here of liking penis thrust into our butts? We all know that we'll rape Kansas on Saturday - even if we DON'T win. Me and a few of the guys have actually been talking about forgoing the new Nike gear in favor of playing in the buff. We figure that if anything goes wrong during the game, it will make "consoling" each other that much easier.

C'mon Tigers! Where's your school spirit? Let's focus on what's really important here in Missouri - man love. Sweaty, stinky, messy man love. GO MIZZOU!!!

I'm PostRockPablo, and I approve of this post.

kepp 11-25-2009 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6293315)
I'm PostRockPablo, and I approve of this post.

And who would've guessed that you'd approve of man-love...

|Zach| 11-25-2009 11:16 AM

Dorks.

Pants 11-25-2009 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 6293317)
And who would've guessed that you'd approve of man-love...

Why would he care what the people of Columbia chose to do in their free time?

Frazod 11-25-2009 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6293315)
I'm PostRockPablo, and I approve of this post.

Is that you in the pictures with Sod?

Pablo 11-25-2009 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 6293317)
And who would've guessed that you'd approve of man-love...

Hey, if man love distracts your football team long enough for KU to pull out a win on Saturday, then that's good enough for me.

Pablo 11-25-2009 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6293322)
Is that you in the pictures with Sod?

Unfortunately no. I wish I was man enough to bong Franzia, that shit is hardcore.

MIZZOU4LIFE 11-25-2009 11:32 AM

I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

Pablo 11-25-2009 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6293370)
We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"?

I chuckled.

Frazod 11-25-2009 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6293338)
Unfortunately no. I wish I was man enough to bong Franzia, that shit is hardcore.

LMAO

Pants 11-25-2009 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6293370)
I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

ROFL

Sure-Oz 11-25-2009 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6293370)
I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

:shake:

gblowfish 11-25-2009 11:59 AM

This guy is obviously an imposter.
Everyone knows all the gays are in the Stephens College Theater Department, not at Mizzou.

CoMoChief 11-25-2009 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6293370)
I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

ROFL I wanna know where/who you get your weed from.

CoMoChief 11-25-2009 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 6293482)
This guy is obviously an imposter.
Everyone knows all the gays are in the Stephens College Theater Department, not at Mizzou.

this is true.

Reerun_KC 11-25-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE (Post 6293370)
I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

Holy shit!

That was Funny! That has to be Frazod, just has to be!

kepp 11-25-2009 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 6293643)
Holy shit!

That was Funny! That has to be Frazod, just has to be!

I'm kinda thinking its penz.

Reerun_KC 11-25-2009 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 6293648)
I'm kinda thinking its penz.

Good Point.... Penz is a meth head, he could come up with something that funny in his little brain....

Better enjoy them while we can.. He will meth his life away before long...

MIZZOU4LIFE 11-25-2009 01:32 PM

I resent the statement that what I am saying is funny. Simply because I defied the odds and managed to make it through three years here at Mizzou without my grammar growing increasingly less, by no means indicates that I am anything less than serious in my words. As for the statement that this character "Penz" is on meth - while I can't say whether or not he is, I can assure you that I am. Hell, they pass the stuff out like candy in the admissions office for a blowjob a gram. This is MISSOURI, people. We're ALL on meth. Just a short time ago my brother and I were laying in bed (our dad had finished with us and was taking a shower) and we were discussing the upcoming Baylor game, about how we would do to to KU the same thing we were about to do to them, when I suddenly remembered I still had an eightball stuck up my butt. So I pulled it out, asked it where I'd put my stash, then shook it and waited for the mystical floating cube to answer me before putting it back in my Tiger love hole. I don't remember what it said, but I DID just remember I've still got it up there, which is a relief because I was beginning to think I was majorly constipated recently.

Anyway, I never did find my meth, but my brother and I did have a passionate and fulfilling night, giving each other that ol' Missouri Spirit back and forth, and when I was full up of man juice, I walked out onto campus and headed for practice.

Ah, the joys of living in the Show-me.

Frazod 11-25-2009 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 6293643)
Holy shit!

That was Funny! That has to be Frazod, just has to be!

1. Kiss my ass. nlm

2. It's probably Kotter revisiting his Anton identity.

Missouri Alumnus 11-26-2009 05:02 AM

Missouri
.545 career winning percentage
26 bowl appearances
15 conference championships
11 Consensus All-Americans
Ranked #36 all-time in ESPN's Prestidge Rankings

Kansas
.509 career winning percentage
12 bowl appearances
8 conference championships
6 Consensus All-Americans
Tied for #69 all-time in ESPN's Prestidge Rankings

POND_OF_RED 11-26-2009 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6293483)
ROFL I wanna know where/who you get your weed from.

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007 11-26-2009 04:48 PM

What channel is the game on this year?

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-26-2009 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 6296360)
What channel is the game on this year?

The Hunting Channel, and the food chain is in-effect!:fire:

KcMizzou 11-26-2009 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 6296360)
What channel is the game on this year?

ABC

StcChief 11-26-2009 05:07 PM

Revenge will be sweet after the D breakdown last year on last play.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-26-2009 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 6296407)
Revenge will be sweet after the D breakdown last year on last play.

It's time to send Sodd out in style.

Tiger's Fan 11-26-2009 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6296414)
It's time to send Sodd out in style.

How embarrassing you must be for the MU fanbase. They have my sympathy. At least we have to share CoMo. Thats bad enough.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-26-2009 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster Hymen (Post 6296432)
How embarrassing you must be for the MU fanbase. They have my sympathy. At least we have to share CoMo. Thats bad enough.

With the STD's you're spreading around, your all-male clientele has my sympathy.

Tiger's Fan 11-26-2009 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6296439)
With the STD's you're spreading around, your all-male clientele has my sympathy.

You do know that people who throw around homosexual references all the time are usually, you know, homosexual?

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-26-2009 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster Hymen (Post 6296463)
You do know that people who throw around homosexual references all the time are usually, you know, homosexual?

I only throw them at you because, well, you're gay.


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