That is crap you were being a huge douchebag and deserved it.

I'm not surprised to see you all sticking up for your little leech who shoves his head so far up your asses it ought to be uncomfortable...

but me making a statement about Priest Holmes trying to collect another check and how he'd never even play another game and betting a MADE UP ****ing bet about it is completely different than what that ****tard ROR did with doomy3...talking shit to him for the first two months of the year about it...

I bet "a million" dollars something wouldn't happen and it did, barely...he was still a worthless pile of shit collecting a paycheck that last year...they just gave him a game worth of carries before he "retired" again.

I guess my life is different than yours, Hootie.

If I legitimately bet someone a million dollars, I'd have to pay up.

This goes back to your entire life's philosophy: There are NO consequences for your actions, real or imagined.

you never address the situation about how you ride Billay's nut all the time but won't ride mine.

:spock:

so Chris Henry gets to rest in peace for being a felon and a criminal and a waste of life but a girl gets laughed at for her life being ruined, Brittanie Murphy gets chastised for being a drug addict whore, people laugh at stupid deaths all the time but god forbid it happens to a piece of shit like Chris Henry LMAO

So...

You just don't understand the "I bet you a million dollars" analogy...or are you just a dumbshit?

Million dollar bets are not usually taken seriously by either party. Smaller bets are.

Yeah, you're the real genius around here, Hootie.

PM me when you've got one million dollars, in hand or bank account to bet, okay?

I'll be waiting.

If me and Hamas bet the over/under on Priest's carries and I took the under and the over hit and the bet was I had to leave the board...

Done.

I didn't bet anyone anything...I made a statement to emphasize how strongly I felt something wouldn't happen...

Just like...

I bet you a MILLION dollars you couldn't chug that pint of Skol Vodka!

I think that depends on whether or not you're actually dealing with people that can afford million dollar bets.

Actually.....

What does this have to do with anything?

Ok...

I bet you a TRILLION dollars!

How do you not get the point?

Christ.

Sir, please do not make that comparison. Honorless yeasty vaginas deserve more respect.

You don't remember?

Is this internet $?

What part of "usually" do you not understand?

how about trillion dollar bets dane...can you afford those?

If someone bet you a trillion dollars...would that make more sense?

Dude we know you have a huge dick, you've ****ed thousands of girls (that you kept track of), and have hundreds of millions of dollars...

You'd think someone like you would have common sense...

Guess not.

Trust fund baby?

Well Hootie, were I live, you don't go around throwing the "I'll bet you one million dollars" nonsense unless you're prepared to lose one million dollars.

You seem to think that everyone is 22 years old and in college.

Trust fund?

LMAO

I was born in a small apartment in Olathe.

Trust fund?

No.

omg someone gets it?!??!?

holy shit!

Last week I was needling this guy on a big Full Tilt tourney...after he lost a pot to runner/runner and I called him a fish (he took a terrible beat)...

He had 2000 chips, I had 10000 and I was just poking fun at him...but then he bet me $20 he'd last longer...

When he did...I transferred him the money.

I honor bets that I make with people that are REAL bets.

Hey look n00b, if you want to align yourself with Hootie, be my guest.

In the meantime, **** off.

sorry dude next time I'll specify...

"I bet a trillion dollars..."

I don't want people like Dane with all of those millions of dollars at his expense taking me and my 1 comma bank account too seriously.

align himself?

Here's the funny thing...he's unbiased...doesn't know you, doesn't know me...

He just knows how unreasonable you are being with your dumbass rebuttal to my "I bet you a million dollar" analogy...

But since you have a 12" dick and make it rain daily...

I'm not aligning with anybody. I don't know either one of you.

I just call 'em as I see 'em.

Jesus Christ has nothing to do with this. Unless of course you want to make a bet to see if you end up in hell.

The fact of the matter is that when you're betting with strangers Hootie, you shouldn't be writing checks your ass can't cash.

Dane...

I bet you a TRILLION dollars either the Packers or Cardinals are NFC Champions this year...

Bet?

damnit alcohol :cuss:







i never remember the good stuff :sulk:

:):)

I think it was the fact you just kept going on and on about it

Children make completely absurd bets all the time, and nobody ever calls them on it.

NEWS FLASH : You're not a child anymore. If you can find someone who takes you seriously enough to take your bet (unlikely), you'd better honor it. That's what the grown-ups do.

No, Hootie.

Nice of you to turn this thread around and make it about you.

At least now that ROR is gone, you've regained your title as undisputed King Douchebag of Chiefsplanet.

Yea, I could have voiced a very unpopular opinion about the whole thing and just decided not too since the guy was dead.

It was when Priest Holmes reported to training camp...

Everyone was all super excited...

even though anyone with common sense knew the dude was totally washed up and just looking for that last paycheck...no matter how small it may be...

It was a huge upset he actually played...anyone who thought he was was just an idiot homer...

It was a relatively safe "I bet you a million dollars bet" that blew up in my face...and like I said then, and now...

If Hamas thought Priest was going to have those 39 carries (or whatever)...and challenged me then to a REAL bet...a REAL leave Chiefsplanet bet...and if I accepted...

I would have left.

For sure.

But since I bet no one, it made no sense...

Same thing with the joke thread of me sending everyone $350 if they didn't win a Super Bowl...

you're a smart guy with a 14" dick and gangster rolls upon gangster rolls of money...how does this not make sense to you?

You're being a dipshit. Just because it's Hootie doesn't mean you are right about this. You know full well the difference between a literal statement and TIC. What you're trying to achieve by being intentionally obtuse, I have no idea.

I don't know much about your life, but you seem to think it's pretty glamorous. What I do know is that you're on this site an awful lot. If your life is that incredible, why don't you spend more of it cruising on your yacht and banging Megan Fox and less of it getting into pissing contests with a guy half your age whom you will never meet?

Uhm...

Hamas Jenkins made it about me...

but nice try asshole

Hell Barrack Obama just bet 12 trillion dollars he didn't have and lost. Now all this shit over a IP ban bet .ROFL
:popcorn:

hey lets leave luv out of this...i mean..she didnt welch on the $5 bet with Endelt that she couldnt finish him off in 15 minutes

my friends and I make "million dollar" bets all the time...it's fun and games and used to try and make a point...

"I bet you a million dollars you couldn't bang that girl!"

"I bet you a million dollars you can't go positive without a scope (halo!)"

"I bet you a million dollars you won't eat this..."

It's not that hard of a concept.

Come to think of it... I believe I bet you a sixer of Boulevard Wheat that the Chiefs would win more than 4 games...

That's not possible at this point. E-mail me your addy, and I'll make good on it.

Oh just **** off. I've got 20,000 posts in 9 years which average about 6 posts a day.

And besides that, it's a SUNDAY, Dickhole.

Funny how you ignored his main point...

Hootie, your life is a joke. Everything in your life is a joke and therefore you think everyone else's life is a joke.

I was just trying to point out that we're all not equal.

I was a poker game less than two weeks ago. The hosts owns a HUGE private equity firm and is worth millions. As a matter of fact, everyone there was worth millions. If someone said, "I'll bet you a million on this hand", you can damn sure bet it would have been honored.

You really need to grow the **** up.

What's his main point, Hootie?

omg dude

I get it.

For you...PERHAPS...(and I highly doubt)...PERHAPS the million dollar bet analogy doesn't make sense...

For everyone else on this board...

I think they get it.

Well, you can't just walk through a pissing match and expect to get none on your shoes.

I bet 500 trillion dollars!

that you clearly get what I'm saying but you're too much of a dipshit to just STFU about it

Dude...

Dane knows a guy who played poker with a guy who has a pool that is lined with that much money so don't make bets you can't back up!

Hootie and Gblowfish should start a band.

LMAO

dane wipes his ass with expired gift cards he forgot to use

True. Since I've really got nothing against either one of these guys, I think I'll just STFU.

ROFL

Dane.

Well I sure as hell don't have it.:huh:

I see your 500 trillion dollars and raise you ... 800 gazillion dollars!!!

FAX

Fax I think you owe me a 12-pack you better pay up

I'm pretty sure he owes me one too.

Okay.

... a 12 pack of what, exactly?

FAX

LMAO

I'm not picky.

beer. Don't try to welch like RoR

I think he said to send it to me instead.

Interesting. A quick glance at your posting history tells me how you spent most of Christmas, most of your Saturday, and most of your day today. Unless you lay your laptop on Giselle's back and type while banging her in the ass, I'd say that your life has more in common with Hootie's than you would like to admit. All things considered, I'd rather be 22, broke and annoying people with stories of drunkenness, gambling, and banging college skanks than pushing 50, rich, and annoying people with stories about how awesome I think it makes me.

You ****ing dumbshit Mecca and I don't agree on alot but we can respect eachothers opinons. Funny how that works huh?

Yeah, beer.

But Dirk comes second. You lost our bet first.

Okay.

... but would you settle for 9 billion dollars? I'm still not allowed to drive and the nearest market is about 2 miles away.

FAX

I am. You can send KcMizzou the Miller Lite. I'll take some good wheat beer.

Heheh. I just don't wanna be "that guy". You make a bet and lose? You pay up.

Okay ... that's a 12 pack for Mr. dirk digler, a 12 pack for Mr. KcMizzou, and a 12 pack for Ms. luv.

... what exactly was the bet exactly?

FAX

Hey wait... this is between me and FAX... how'd you get involved?

That's crap

I will cut you a dirk digler discount 1 billion dollars and some porn

I posted the link back in page 2-3

Oh, nevermind that... why worry about the details?

Quickly, please.

:)

You don't remember? You definitely need to send some of that beer our way. :D

Mr.Fax is a cool guy. I'd let him bang my daughter if I had one.

Kyle Orton's lip sweat.

This.

(If I had a daughter, I might feel differently.)