CoMo thought coffee wasn't just for closers.

CoMo ran WCW.

CoMo had a job at NASA during the 1980s inspecting O-rings...

CoMo watches The Jay Leno Show every night.

CoMo is Nic Cage's financial advisor.

He's also Donald Trump's barber.

Actually, the inspectors did their job correctly. The board at NASA overruled them.

/end hijack.

CoMo suggested Fen Fen to his obese mother.

CoMo was 'penz's grammar and mechanics tutor in college.

CoMo NEVER bets on black.

CoMo called on Ralph Branca to close out the pennant.

Como also style's Nick's hair.

Your argument is invalid.

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CoMo told Jenna Jameson that she'd look hotter with fuller lips.

ROFLROFL

Homo thinks the Macarena is fresh and that Mencia writes his own material.

CoMo suggested Len Bias try cocaine.

Awesome, torpedoed by Hamas.

CoMo told Amy Winehouse not to go to rehab.

And told Tito Ortiz she's a "girl next door" type...

CoMo led the crowd in the chant: "Give us Barrabas!!! We want Barrabas".

CoMo thinks he's Chuck Norris

CoMo told Jim Marshall to run that way.

CoMo thinks his opinions are respected.

Como "secured" Owen Hart's rig in KC.

(Too soon?)

CoMo attended John Goodman's funeral.

She tried to, but CoMo said, "No, no, no..."

CoMo suggested sending packages to battered women's shelters in 40 pound boxes of grape.

CoMo told the engineers at Chernobyl: "I got the extinguisher. No problem".

CoMo performed Tara Reid's breast augmentation.

CoMo told Jack to change from Jack In The Box to Monterrey Jacks.

CoMo told Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens that it would be faster to fly.

CoMo designed the Aggie bonfire.

CoMo told GM that quality cars were hurting their business.

CoMo brought brown acid to Woodstock.

CoMo was George Lucas' right hand man on the new trilogy. He created Jarjar Binks.

CoMo told Roseanne that it would be funny if she sang the National Anthem before a baseball game.

CoMo would, if it were socially acceptable, like to be "ensconsed in velvet."

CoMo thinks that everyone posting on this thread is just jealous of his brilliance.

CoMo told Chris Webber he had a timeout left.

CoMo told a buddy to start a thread on CP about the sweet laptop he stole.

CoMo told the Native Americans that the blankets they got from frontier settlers were much needed for winter warmth.

Como thought Boy George was "hot for, you know, a chick."

ROFL

CoMo thinks Carlos Mencia writes his own jokes.

What?

Como went to school with George O'Leary at NYU-Stony Brook University.

CoMo told Lindsay Lohan she needed to lose weight.

This is still making me (inappropriately) laugh.

CoMo drove by proprietorship selling Douglas Firs in December and thought it would make a good business.

He then opened an AIDS tree farm in The Castro.

CoMo thinks swine flu is a PETA issue.

CoMo believed Michael when he said he had nothing to do with Carlo's death.

CoMo pos repped Marlboro Chief.

Como invested in a "Whites Only" Popeye's at the corner of Forest & 41st in KC.

CoMo frequently wets the bed

ROFL

This thread pwns.

CoMo told Jack Black to extort an extra 50K from Bruce Willis in The Jackal.

CoMo was yelling at Chalmers to pass.

Oddly enough, did not invest in:

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CoMo told Schindler to save his money.

CoMo designed the Castille pass.

CoMo not only coined the phrase, "Them cracka's be shakin'", he gave Ricky Clemons the 4 wheeler.

Como advised the Trail Blazer's GM during the 1984 draft and the Bolt's GM in 98.

And in practice he said, "If it goes bad, just chuck it up there! See what happens."

LMAO when your HC is in the CoMo appreciation thread.

CoMo is an abusive nursing home attendant

CoMo taught Jimmy Raye the dump off bass to a RB.

CoMo advised Haley: "We can handle Cribbs".

Como wrote, directed, and cast 2004's Taxi.

CoMo told his friends to invest in Bernie Madoff's firm.

CoMo designed the gas tank placement for the Ford Pinto.

CoMo said we'd be greeted as liberators.

CoMo told Jack Clark: "plenty of room.. plenty of room!!!" ... by the Royals dugout.

CoMo claimed Krush Groove would out perform ET at the box office.

CoMo asked 3Oh!3 why Helen Keller couldn't talk with her mouth.

CoMo introduced Multi-flora rose to the midwest, claiming it would make excellent natural hedgerows.

Como obnoxiously smirks his martinis be "stirred, not shaken."

CoMo designed the Tacoma Narrows Bridge and the KC Hyatt.

Como played keytar for Stryper.

CoMo wrote, produced and directed the attack of the killer tomatoes.

You know, **** you, man, 'cause time's gonna tell on that one.

CoMo felt since it worked so well for chicken pox, it was in the best interests to expose all your children to the Bubonic Plague.

Whose house?