I'm so proud of you.

did they teach you anything about run-on sentences in clown college, badclowny?

well, you're also proud of your ****up druggie son. I won't take that as a compliment I guess.

dammit, ALMOST had validation for a moment. whatever will I do with myself? oh the pain! THE PAAAAIN!

I'm pretty sure the pile-on started directly after you called out luv for no ****ing reason.

Stop being a spiteful **** and making threads about your personal life only and shit might stop.

Oh my god of that paragraph you picked out my writing. Thats what I'm talking about. "Oh my God did you see that!!!! Badgirl ran her sentences together and oh I think she spelled something wrong!!! Hey guys look what Badgirl did!!!" You make me sick.

You absolutely, totally missed the point.

And you call the rest of us stupid.

:facepalm:

Who gives a shit about Luv? I don't. I don't like her no more than you all like me and I won't pretend I do. I may have been out of line a few times even for someone I don't like, but I'm not going to asskiss to keep people on here happy. Including you.

says the old ****bag who has a strange case of narcissism and a jealousy of a woman she could never hope to be as good as (luv). you're a pretty sad individual, badgranny. it would be sad if it weren't so funny.

Tell me again why you still get on here.

And I heard through the grapevine that you have nothing against me. So, who are you lying to?

Missed point or not, what I wrote is the truth about the way you all act. If someone you don't know can get you all this pissed off makes no sense to me. If you don't like the things I write on here don't read it. Don't open my threads, put me on ignore, you have options, use them.

Want some orange juice?















Too ****ing bad!!!!

If you don't know by now the way I feel about you then something is wrong with this pic.

Oh and I am on here cause I want to be. Period.

badgranny,

Per your reps....

Last time I had your hiney up on the hoist at the shop, it was pretty obvious that your cervical bearing was had a wobble.

LMAO

Thank you. I know who you've lied to. And why is that if you don't kiss ass?

it's times like this that I wish I had mod powers: she's a prime case for universal iggy.

You're right I could never be as much of a woman as Luv.

What the hell are you talking about?

I often wonder why people who draw this level of ire and disdain on CP, continue to come back for more abuse.

I guess GoChiefs was at there at one point, but he added something with his videos, and these days.. he seems to have matured into just "one of the guys".

This, I don't understand. I'm not piling on Badgirl, but I'm not defending her either. I don't understand why a person who'd put themselves in a position to be ridiculed on an internet message board... would continue to come back and subject themselves to it.

I mean, If CP collectively decides they hate me tomorrow... **** all you guys, I'm out. :D

I just don't get it.

See ya pillowbiter!

ooh, a fat joke. wow. you've got a lot of range, eh? you have literally four statements you make over and over:

1) luv is fat

2) my life sucks. waaah

3) I hate my job. waaah

4) you guys are stupid. harharharhar

it gets old, ya know? look into different material, please.

I hate you, but I probably don't speak for everyone. :p

I'm sure someone could do some work to this to make it more specific:

http://marylandshooter.com/ar15/Funn...ory-system.jpg

First, I rarely click on your threads.

I usually ignore them, but occassinally, I feel compelled to call you out for the stupid ****ing **** that you are.

I'm not angry.

I simply tell you what I think about you.

And what you wrote is not the truth.

It's pure stupid bullshit.

jesus, you're such a bundle of sticks. stop with the bundle of sticksry, eh?

You didn't PM someone telling them that you don't actually think I'm that fat, and you only say that in order to try to get under my skin?

You (and Luv) are not getting an "I'm leaving forever" thread... so just stop it.

Just something to do to pass time really. I mean really, everyone on here could not reply to anything I say and that would probably bore me and I wouldn't be on here, but hey its like feeding the bear and it amuses me and passes time. Although I started this thread not to catch shit from people just to disguss my situation with people who actually know how to have a conversation. I ended up getting the same old shit from the same old people so I ran with it. ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO IS IGNORE ME, BUT YOU WON'T.

badgranny, if you put a gun in your mouth and blew your ****ing skull all over the drapes tonight; how many people would miss you in real life?

Please tell me you're a better person in real life than you are on here.

I don't know if you're fat or not anymore. Some things I do say to get under your skin, but that doesn't mean I like you.

Yes I am actually. A lot of people would miss me.

badgranny's ass looks like 50lbs of chewed gum that was left out in a hail storm.


Could someone please perform the complicated task of getting me a cup of orange juice?

I wish I had some skills with flash: I'd put her face on this video;

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Yeah? Well, then I won't talk about my implants.




For those of you who always fail to get my sarcasm, I got that from the guide OTW posted.

Lets see you guys are

1. Your son is a dope head

2. you're a whore

3 you're old

4 you do meth

5 you're ugly (in one form or another)

same old shit from you guys to over and over.

My ass is nowhere near 50 lbs.

Why don't you like me?

Yeah, but we say the same 5 things over and over in different ways. Because it's funnier that way.

You literally have four lines. That's it.

Is this thread going to be on Pay-Per-View anytime soon?

Yeah, I've never really liked the guy.

Might as well call him badgrandpa.

So what? No matter how you say it, its the same thing. Saying the bridge is over the river and the river is under the bridge isn't no funnier cause it means the same thing. :rolleyes:

One of his boys would have some 'splainin' to do.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...

no, you apparently don't understand that you keep giving us new and fresh ways of saying them. this thread will go away, and you'll do it again here in a month or so. the jokes will feel fresh again because they'll be renewed by the ****iness that is your life.

LMAO

****iness.

Cause I think your a smartass who looks for attention, but puts me down for doing the same thing. You seem to find ways to be a smartass in your own way. But you fit right in around here, you are part of the club, good for you.

I've got that kid on lock-down. It's all good. lol

badgranny just wants to fit in. It all makes sense now.

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Of course, hey why don't you look for some new stuff to say during that month or so and I will think of something else that I expect "normal" people to respond to but once again I will just get those same few people that will read it and then bitch about me writing it to start with.

I don't understand why you people that bitch about my threads are the very ones who will post the most in them. Hint: STOP opening and reading my threads if you don't like them.

Actually, I come here to talk about sports or read threads to try to better my understanding of football. All of the extra is just fun. I only hate one person on this board, and it's not you. You do irritate the shit out of me most of the time, but it's part of the fun. We provide entertainment. Period. If the miscellaneous threads were banned or didn't exist, I'd still come here.

That must be it.:rolleyes:

I suspect if the "normal" people stopped responding to your threads, you'd stop creating them altogether.

Badgirl, I'd buy you a beer. If anything, to see if you compare to your online persona.

Maybe not, but I'll bet it's about due for it's 50,000 mile maintenance work.

LMAO

Yes, that is it.

It's fine. It's human nature badgranny. Everybody wants to fit in and have folks like them. Stop being a **** on here and people will start liking you more.

Simple fix.

Make it a kegger, and the entire Planet will be there.

Well at least you have fun by my irritation.

10 bucks says somebody gets punched in the cooter.

Are you kidding? I've partied with a lot of these people. One keg isn't going to be enough. You'd better be chipping in, too.

I hear you. I ain't taking that bet.

Normal people never respond to my threads it just the same ones all the time that do respond. And you're right if people completely stopped responding, I would stop making new threads, I wouldn't see the point if no one was going to talk to me.

Cybercooter?

LMAO

Listen to me you blithering twat. I'll open your threads and tell you what a stupid, low-life piece of shit you are every single time you post. Because I am starting to think that you honestly don't get it. If you don't like it, STOP posting.

You would be shocked. If you met me in person and didn't know who I was you would never guess it was me. I mostly get caught up in the crap like is in this thread and have to find a way to respond to people being mean.

"Normal" people don't respond because they don't give a rat's ass about your life, and they don't care to tell you to shut the **** up.

They leave that to assholes like me.

But again, though I know that you are to stupid to understand this still, some really nice guys are calling your dumb ass out.

i hear ya. i don't get the hole fisting thing.:shake:

This might have to become my new sig.

LMAO. LMAO. LMAO.

****ing crying here.

Now YOU stop posting and reading my thread, the more you bitch the more I post , put me on ignore. Or do you get your rocks off by being able to talk this way to a woman? Maybe thats it, you are some kind of low life who gets off by being able to put women down and make them feel bad, I bet you are the kind of man who has isolated their wife from all her friends and degraded her to the point she feels worthless, just to make yourself feel better. I know your type.

Wait.

Badgirl is bitching about something and being an attention whore again?

Shocked! Shocked I say!

ROFL

Shit, you just admitted you're not normal. I am sure no one on here needs the likes of you to do their work for them.

If you saw me in person and didn't know who I was you would be surprised that you didn't recognize me.

Okay, something's gotta give.

Side 1 will not stop posting as long as Side 2 keeps telling Side 1 not to post.

Side 2 will not stop telling Side 1 to quit posting until Side 1 actually stops posting.

Does anyone else see the insanity in this?

You're no woman. If you were, I would have no problem just ignoring your ignorant ass. You're a spiteful, hateful, venomous **** who apparently has no idea that they possess these traits.

You're a blight on mankind, and a rarity in my existence. So ****ing oblivious to your own stupidity that I feel compelled to verbally bang your head into the wall in the blind hope that it may snap you the **** out of your trance long enough to quit abusing the people in your general vicinity. **** your orange juice, bitch.

Damn Doc.

Was that session free?

What I'm saying is if she was waiting on me somewhere and I came in and talked to her she wouldn't know it was me (badgirl) she was talking to going by my persona on here.

yep. daface needs to do the honorable thing and put badgranny on universal iggy.

If you met me and didn't know it was me, you wouldn't know it was me either. But, if I met you and I didn't know it was you, I would know it was you because you didn't know me and I knew that if you didn't know me it must be you even though I didn't know it was you who didn't know me when you met me.

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