jesus the pflanz family sucks....

Bacon Vampire is here to stay. ROFL

Quick...someone get in all the rest of the lexicon terms before this one is killed with fire!

I'm glad you're so obsessed with me that you found this demo site I was working on last year... I had completely forgotten about it. Thanks.

ok... I cop to SLIGHTLY editing this one for accuracy. NSFW

this one might need an update

Oh, hai guyz!
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This thread has totally ****ed my night at work. I'd be at home right now if I hadn't spent the last 90 minutes enjoying the gang-banging of this spammer.

Maybe you should rethink how you spend your time then. A 4th grade student could have put together a better "article" than that crap you posted a link to.

Oh, and copyright? LMAO

+1

and then posting it on the Planet of all places expecting praise and for the sea of life to part...

go **** yourself man...or give that chicken I referenced earlier a little luvvin

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holy shite

chiefs message board?

shit, i thought i was on the chargers site... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Nathan Pflanz started a twitter account for the sole purpose of spamming
http://twitter.com/externallain

Well, keep it coming fellas... The attention is great... Hopefully this becomes the most commented on topic ever on Chiefs Planet... Then I will go tell everyone to come check it out!

I haven't even started with you.

I'm just checking out your sad ass brother.

Hey, you're only 3 trillion posts behind the girly thread. You can do it!

I call this "cock vampire"

meatpeeker in kc?

****! This thread should have ended with that statement. ROFLROFL

Dude.

That probably didn't sound that way in your head.

Send your mom over first.

Signed,

Kirstie Tynes

its only been a few minutes. if you keep talking shit, your mom's phone number and pictures of her hairy herpe'd vag will be on display.

Not even close, dude. You know, for "knowing" us so well, you don't know very much.

Of course, one usually gets out of something what they put into it.

ROFL

This.

I'm obsessed too. I had an obsession with a certain thought this morning. The thought was, "Geez, I wish I could find a sports article somewhere that moronically detailed 5 reasons why the Chiefs would lose to the Browns this weekend."
I sure couldn't find that article sooo...
I wrote it myself! Check it out bro!

Reasons the Cleveland Browns will beat the Kansas City Chiefs by Gonzo the Amazing:

I’m sure many of you read the headline and were quick to give me a big loud “BOO!” Now, that’s not fair… I picked the Kansas City Chiefs to win the AFC West with a 9-7 record in 2010.
All of that being said, I am NOT the blogger to blow sunshine and rainbows up your ass and tell you how great everything always is. I do not “fall in love” with a hometown player. I am not the “homer” owner in your fantasy football league. I will not act as if I am, just to get you read the new Friday morning column: 5 Reasons.
Each week I will give you 5 reasons the Chiefs will lose their upcoming game. This does not mean I believe the Chiefs will lose each week, but by Friday you’ve already been filled with sugar and spice by every other Chiefs blog on the internet… It’s time for a little salt and vinegar!
5: Quarterback play

Will it be former Iowa State great Seneca Wallace or former Carolina Panthers great Jake Delhomme slotted to start for the Browns on Sunday? Right now, we don’t know. Jake Delhomme is Reportedly a Game-Time Decision Against Chiefs according to Dawgs by Nature and @OfficialBrowns, the official Twitter account of the Cleveland Browns. So, which QB will fare better against the Chiefs? My bet, Delhomme… But that’s not the point. Either QB will put up better numbers than Brady Quinn‘s 2009 numbers of 66 yards and 2 INTs when the Browns beat the Chiefs 41-34 in week 15.
4: Joshua Cribbs is a Bad Man!

After only one week of real professional football, KC Chiefs fans have fallen in love with Javier Arenas and Dexter McCluster… Well, Cleveland Browns fans have had a similar, if not superior, pleasure for 5 seasons plus 1 game with Josh Cribbs. Cribbs has scored 10 special teams touchdowns since 2005. If you remember way, way back, Cribbs took 2 kickoffs to the house in 2009 against the Chiefs.
3: 351

The number of team rushing yards put up by the Cleveland Browns against the Chiefs in 2009. Yes, only one game. Running back Jerome Harrison and his 286 rushing yards are back in 2010, and a sloppy game Monday night did not do much to show us whether or not this Chiefs rush defense is much better than their 31st NFL rank in 2009. Peyton Hillis is a much better #2 back than 2009?s version, Chris Jennings. Senaca Wallace‘s mobility at starting QB will not help the rush defense either.
2: Hope, Sunshine, Optimism & Rainbows

Sunday is the home opener in the Dawg Pound, and Cleveland is a football town! Fans will be pumped up for the game! The stadium will be rockin’ with a sell-out crowd! Noise always affects the opposing team, don’t expect Matt Cassel and the Kansas City offense to simply ignore the noise… It is not fair to believe your own sold out home stadium is an advantage, but not see it as an advantage for your opponent.
1: The Chiefs Suck

Sorry Chiefs fans, its true… As a Chiefs fan, you think the Cleveland Browns suck. On the other sideline, they think the same about the Chiefs. The sports world has similar thoughts. All major sports networks ranked both the Chiefs and Browns in the bottom 1/4 of the NFL in their pre-season power rankings. A week one win did little, if nothing, to boost the Chiefs in the rankings. According to Terry Pluto of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Cleveland Browns should be able to win Sunday with Jake Delhomme or Seneca Wallace at QB.
Prediction

The Browns have a solid rushing game, a good special teams, were towards the bottom of the league in passing offense in 2009 and were towards the bottom of the league in both rushing and passing defense in 2009… Sound familiar?
I began the week positive the Chiefs would destroy the Browns. As the week progressed, optimism morphed into realism…
I believe the Chiefs have an advantage slightly, across the board. Let me say that again… Slightly… In no way will any game in 2010 be a cake-walk for the Chiefs, especially not a team and city that is pumped up for their home opener.
Kansas City Chiefs 16 - Cleveland Browns 10
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you're beating me to the punch

All they will all say, I knew it, he's a dumbass !

Don't flatter yourself. This place has multiple thousand-post threads every year (not counting game threads). Beatdowns like this tend to happen about twice a year or so. Check out the Hall of Classics to see some of your predecessors.

Are you Nick Athan?

Bob Dole wants his 40 seconds back.

hey guys, I got my shit pushed in again.. you should come take a look!!! Then, maybe you can push the rest in!

nttawwt

Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, hide your hogs!!!

There's bacon vampires out here in Missouri!!!

FAX

LMAO You should've titled it "Mind if I push your stool in?"

Oh, to hell with that shit. It's already over 270.

DIPSHIT BANNED!

I call this "balls on chin"

That sounds European.

Butters?!

That was ****in dumb. Considering half of your info is either irrelevant or stats from 2009, this was a waste of time.

And the score prediction at the end?

Have you EVER taken a look at the history between these two teams? Over the last 10 years since Cleveland came back to the NFL the Chiefs-Browns match-up has averaged over 68 total points.

Poor guys is going to be so confused. Banned, not banned, banned again.....

When Travis Pflanz isn't being reported to the F.B.I. for internet piracy (as he will be every week from now to eternity), he has emo feelings with his emo dog.

http://funwithtp.com/images/stories/captify/mia.png


http://funwithtp.com/index.php?optio...log&Itemid=123

Hog farmer is the only one who should be concerned then.

the resemblance is UNCANNY!

dude. repost. check second page.

:p

Just FYI, you're not even close to being the first person to point out NFT as a flaw, like each moment of the day should be devoted to football threads...

...or got their panties in a bunch over a little fun...

...or acted like you're better than people here..

...or followed up the "intelligent" topic starter with pointless banter...

...or spun things around into thinking we're obsessed, when it's just something to do for a couple hours on a Friday night...

...or used reverse psychology, or thought you were more than a blip on CP's radar of stupid n00bs (this thread will be on page 5 by the end of the weekend).



Get over yourself.

Banned...again

Booo...he's stupid, but entertaining. :p

ROFL


i'm getting bored

I feel like this guy just starred in his own internet gang bang, complete with facial(s).

Well that was fun for awhile. I think I need to crash now.

travis pflanz on the left

ROFL

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...59487_3343.jpg

We should start commenting on his blog now. Of course, that would encourage the dumb ass and he could always remove the comments.

I'm sad that Sedated removed that post, it was ****ing golden.

awesome pants

flames become you

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...64177_4849.jpg

And it would inflate the number of views his blog has.

ROFL

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...64172_1665.jpg

Yeah. LMAO

f**k i forgot what it was

Yeah it was. I'll remember that one for a while.

Why............so.............homosexual?

Im not going to bed till this thread gets to 300 replies!

I'll tell ya, true fan and draftubator can come together for an unmatched beatdown.

That's a community

it had to do with a scar

LMAO Something about cumming all over her c-section scar.

ROFL

thought about using that one, but it was too obvious. instead, I went with this:

I call it "the retitled facebook picture."

I can still see it. :)

I think this sums it up.


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...64173_4438.jpg

i remember cuming on her c-section scar

Go to bed.

i want this thread to come up whenever you google pflanz

Call that one "To get laid, or not get laid".

Definitely sometime long ago...

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ROFL That was it! ****ing win!

Daaaaamn.

But for real that broad should post here. She looks like a party animal.

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Well that should do it .............. Goodnight folks and drive safe........

tpflanz looks like a guy who used to be really cool. At band camp.

arrowhead rocking again


and noobs with deathwishes on the planet


i think this franchise is heading in the right direction


night

Alrighty fellas...mission accomplished. LMAO