I'll just cut the oxy with the cocaine then. Sounds like a rollercoaster ride. :D I'm also gonna need some mushrooms. Blue ones.

Oh, definitely. I'd hate to be only halfway through mowing the lawn, thinking I had an extra hour before the EOW... boy, would my face be red.

That you believe in magic like these people do.

Actually I think I'll wait till 4:30 to cut the grass. You know just in case... ROFL

LMAO

Your neighbors would talk badly about you if you had an unfinished lawn.

Probably a DST conversion issue.

This probably the 10th big end of the world announcement in my lifetime. People have been misreading the bible and think they know the answers for some time. Seventh Day Adventists were originated from such a pronouncement, over and over again. We've had the alignment of the planets, the millenium bug, and of course the end of the Mayan calendar which everyone forgot to turn over.

If it happens at least I won't have to get my garden cleaned up.

I am sorry but I hope he is denied governmental assistance (foodstamps, welfare, etc). I don't think I should be asked to support his ass for being this stupid.

For those with reading issues.

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Actually, it's raining right now, so it'll open up the afternoon for other projects. I've been meaning to buy a ladder so I can clean the gutters... and after that, I could use the ladder to climb on someone's roof to see if I can get caught in a neighbor's rapture. Not sure if that's how it works, but it's worth a shot.

So, the tentative schedule for the day before the day after tomorrow...

11am: wake up
12pm: get out of bed
12:30pm: watch some hockey
3:00: buy a ladder
3:30: clean gutters
4:00: Epic Rapture Trolling

was Obama and other important figures in the rocket that launched just recently?

Oh man am I screwed...

What is magic?

mag·ic   /ˈmædʒɪk/ Show Spelled
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–noun
1. the art of producing illusions as entertainment by the use of sleight of hand, deceptive devices, etc.; legerdemain; conjuring: to pull a rabbit out of a hat by magic.
2. the art of producing a desired effect or result through the use of incantation or various other techniques that presumably assure human control of supernatural agencies or the forces of nature. Compare contagious magic, imitative magic, sympathetic magic.
3. the use of this art: Magic, it was believed, could drive illness from the body.

so whats up? God is coming to kill everyone tomorrow?

I don't think YOU have issues. Don't take it personal.

Yup.

Cuz he loves us...

Thanks, so it sounds like stuff that was once considered magic at times in history really wasn't.

Besides if we really believe that "God" created the universe are we going to limit his capabilities to only things humans can understand at this time or ever?

ROFL ROFL

Amazed this lasted here this long...so what is the over and under on it moving to DC?

I have a feeling I will be one of the zombies left. Sorry in advance if I eat one of you.

It's not going to D.C.

Know why?

Because this is where all of our favorite Rapture BBQ recipes are going.

I'm gonna work on my cardio today..

HOOKERS AND BLOW ARE ON ME!!!!

What we got to lose?

Wouldn't they be able to throw an after-party either way?

So, decided to keep dating that chick, huh?

LOL LMAO

LMAO

Don't forget to limber up, double tap, and avoid public restrooms.

And always wear your seatbelt.

Enjoy the little things

Tomorrow evening, we're all going to "DC"...

Not sure if this has been suggested, since I'm coming into the thread so late...

I'm thinking we should all buy some blow-up sex dolls and fill them with helium, releasing them at high noon tomorrow. When the raptureeruns see the naked bodies floating skyward, an intense joy will overcome them. Prophecy fulfilled, they will close their eyes, open their arms, and accept their impending judgment. Then, when they don't start to float, they'll be really sad, because... no heaven for them.

Nice.

LMAO

hilarious!!

Stop talking dirty to luv that way!

Holy shit. This must be done.

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On my life, I have never seen that. Awesome. I figured it wasn't too clever :\

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so what are your plans?

me? might mow the lawn. what else am i gonna do.

What time?

Well...make sure you check off "create stupid thread" from your list.

Again?

Well Bye!

taters?

Can someone just move this to the other thread?

You should create a thread asking the Mods to do it.

On a lighter note, church service has been canceled this Sunday.

that was actually 2nd on my list.

I was planning on leaving old outfits in random places around churches.

i've got soooooo many right now. this end world b.s. is really gonna put a damper on my harvest.

LMAO ouch~

It's okay. I don't mind.

In that case, to keep the peace with the mods, we need a new smiley.

If we are taking numbers...... I get first!

Your number was already called and you failed to answer.

NEXT!

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Um...........damn

Good I miss my POPs

LMAO

Tic tock.......

Wait. Im confused. Is it suppose to be on our 21st or Jerusalem's 21st? Cuz it's already the 21st in Jerusalem.

Ima be so pissed if i missed the rapture. SO pissed.

ZOMG!!!!111

Those are just floating sex dolls.

Ok everyone. So i've figured out what time the Rapture will be. 6 pm PDT.

Meaning you KC folks shouldn't get it till about, what, 8PM? That right? Apparently New Zealand is going to get it first though. Then it will work its way across the planet.

Quick question though.

If you know someone who is being saved, can you just like, hang on to their feet and stuff as they ascend? You know, kinda just sneak into heaven.

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Good thing it's a quick one, you know, not much time left and all.

It will advance around the globe like sunlight.

The Rapture: Tomorrow, Saturday, May 21, the world as we know it will end.
 

Christian Family Radio has sounded the call... the world ends tomorrow. No football this season. No Chiefs, no Raiders. Its over. Its all over. True Believers will float off into outer space, the rest of us will be left behind. Recall Matthew 19:21 Jesus told him, "If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me." This is your last chance... send all of your money to me. You can't take it with you, but you can make Jesus happy by sending your cash to Ugly Duck. The Mods have agreed to forward all your money to me - don't delay! You don't have much time left! Give all you have!

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THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!

Can we just get this shit over with so we can stop reposting.

Do I have your donation?

Shame on you, UD.

If you laugh, Jesus will hear you.

Is there a specific time for this? I don't want to start watching the Bruins/Lightning game if I'm not going to get to see the end, before seeing the end.