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Out of an entirely creepy thread, this manages to be the most creepy post...

People forget how young she is just because she LOOKS like a 30 year old hooker. She's still a teenager. Gravity will catch up with the primo rack, but it will take a couple of years.

Says you. I took it as a compliment. o:-)

So I would assume they're waiting for her to be legal before the Hustler shoot?

In the video, the doctor/nurse indicate that a "foreign object" appears to be in each breast. Then after some hushed conversation, they changed their minds and declare she does not have implants. Sketchy

what the **** is this nonsense.

It could be a bone or whatever lol

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Yeah, I'm convinced now the dark shadows from "Ghost" will carry him to the bowels of hell he when he dies...

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Jason Alexander, who'da thunk it?

I don't give a shit how many documents she provides, or x-rays she takes.

#1: no way those tits are real.

#2: no way that chick is 17. Or 20. Or probably even 25. She looks like a 30-year-old who's had plastic surgery already. She makes Whitney Cummings look like a friggin' babyface.

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Gregg Allman engaged to 24-year-old girlfriend



NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Gregg Allman is getting married for the seventh time.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame member has told several interviewers this week that he's engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Shannon Williams, and Allman's publicist and manager confirmed the news Friday morning.


Allman talked about the unexpected love he felt for Williams in an interview with The Associated Press earlier this year for a story about his memoir, "My Cross to Bear," but admitted he was leery about taking the relationship further because of his past difficulties in his love life. But Allman told Howard Stern, Piers Morgan and a SiriusXM town hall audience this week that he's taken the relationship to the next stage.


Little is known about Williams, who entered the 64-year-old rock pioneer's life after a liver transplant and a run of health difficulties. Allman told the AP in a love-struck voice he met her while in Florida on Friday, Jan. 13, and "I am totally in love."


Allman's failed marriages make up a significant part of "My Cross to Bear," a best-seller after its release May 1. He offers a rare glimpse into his private life, detailing the rise and collapse of his relationship with Cher, among other topics. It's clear his failed relationships haunt him. He told the AP he has a distrust of the institution of marriage and has been left with the feeling that few, if any, of his wives were actually deeply in love with him.


No date has been set for the marriage.

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Congrats to Allman for finding "true love" for the 7th time!

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga...

Christ, you'd think he'd learn his lesson after four or five....

Shit, go to egotastic.com

The stodden girl has be releasing hoome videos. And not the good ones.

One, she acts asian.

The other she acts like a kitty, literally drinks out of a bowl, plays in a litter box.

****ing weird..

I visit that site, but i skip over all her dumb shit.

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God bless Amurrica.

She looks like a good cum dumpster.

Here you can see her "abs" are painted on. Caution, she is a very weird, damn near disturbing girl.

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She would have to glory hole and no ****ing talking.

That chick is nearing the big 40.

:facepalm: I like the video that she doesn't talk in better.

I made it 30 seconds before wanting to shove a spork in my ears.

Serious question - Is she weird, acting weird, annoying, or completely out of her mind on some substance(s)?

My guess would be substance.

That was horrible. I'd like to think she was just playing for the camera and isn't that ****ed up normally. If she is..... wow. Even if I was tapping that shit, I wouldn't put up with it for long. And I sure as **** wouldn't marry it. Jesus. :shake:

Pretty sure that isn't really her.

Legs are a bit skinny but nice face, great ass, nice stomach. I'd bang the crazy out of her.

How about this bitch is ****ed three was from Sunday and is fit for a straight jacket.

Funniest scene with Percy (who he will always be to me) is this one. Still laugh my ass off when I see it!! :)


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Holy Jeebus, I didn't even make it 10 seconds before I had to turn the crazy off.

I don't think it's her either.

Watch some of her other videos..... it's her in all her crazy glory....

She's one of the most ****ed up weird bitches I've ever seen.

After reading your quote, I think you are correct.. I think it is someone slightly similar pretending to be her..

Trouble in Paradise for 17-Year-Old Courtney Stodden and Husband

This most likely won’t come as a shock, but there is reportedly trouble in paradise for 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and her 52-year-old husband, Doug Hutchison.

Stodden, the aspiring singer who married “Lost” actor Hutchison when she was 16, has signed on to join VH1′s “Couples Therapy,” TMZ reported.

The couple said they have “obvious problems in their relationship because of their age difference and the notoriety they’ve gotten because of their relationship,” a source close to the show told TMZ.

“Couples Therapy” is set to premiere in September. Filming began a few days ago, according to TMZ.

“FYI Stoddenista’s: Will be m.i.a for about 3 weeks – packing up & heading out to shoot a reality show! Love you all xxx God Bless, Courtney,” Stodden tweeted Monday.

Past couples on the reality show include Vienna Girardi, winner of the season 14 of “The Bachelor,” and boyfriend Kasey Kahl, as well as wrestler Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife Linda, 52, and her boyfriend, 29-year-old Charlie Hill.

meh ... just another attention whore move.

she's desperate to be a star and will do literally anything to get there.

Why can't you people just let this thread die?!

No shit. I couldn't have named either of these people before I read this thread.

LMAO

Heh.... every time this thread is bump I think ohh **** what's that crazy whore done now?

pretty much,. it wouldnt shock me if alot of their marital problems were just made up drama for reality TV. They probably just threw a bunch of money at them they couldnt turn down.

FTFY

Every time I see it bumped I expect to see a story about how she left him for one of the Jersey Shore guys.

That's just ****ed up, but whatever.

She must have severe daddy issues.. I think it's more her fault for finding a 50+man like that attractive. She could get any guy she wanted, but chooses some 50+ year old weasel??

Because the mods forbade people from bumping threads unless they had a specific reason to. Now people just look for any reason to bump old threads.

Maybe she just saw a quick way to fame and thought he had some money.

She shoulda went for the fat one.

If you listen to her talk for about 30 seconds, you'll question that... She's not right in the head... Listen to her video that was posted a few pages back..

Seriously - I would have had to use the bathroom because there's no way the crazy woman is coming anywhere near my house.

Teen bride Courtney Stodden gets dramatic makeover

Courtney Stodden celebrated her recent 18th birthday by getting a makeover that makes her look more "age appropriate." Ever since she married former "Lost" actor Doug Hutchison at the age of 16, many have wondered if she wasn't actually much older, based on her appearance: ashy-blond hair and garish makeup. But now, dare we day, Stodden actually resembles a cute teen girl … who just so happens to also wear revealing clothing and stripper-style heels.

The aspiring singer stepped out on Wednesday with her 51-year-old hubby for a shopping spree at The Grove in Los Angeles and debuted her new look. The biggest improvement is definitely her hair, which is more a yellow-blond a la Christina Aguilera and much longer thanks to extensions. Stodden has also traded her '80s-esque frosted pink lipstick for a deep red, which also looks like a page out of Xtina's style book … hmmmm. But it wouldn't be the real Courtney Stodden if she wasn't also clad in a skintight, low-cut red "dress" and sky-high Lucite heels.

Although some are speculating that Stodden's new look is the result of plastic surgery, her mother-manager Krista Keller says her daughter absolutely did not go under the knife. "She's doing her makeup differently—that's all it is!" Keller told E! News. "Courtney decided she wanted to change her makeup. She went for a lighter, more natural look, old Hollywood kind of look. All she did was lighten her hair, used a lighter shade of makeup and tanner, and not use as much eyeliner."

From the moment she became legal on August 29, Stodden has been fielding all kinds of XXX offers. "I'm not gonna say yes right now ... and I'm not gonna say no," she told TMZ. But on her Twitter page, she clarified that while she was against making porn, she was totally game to pose for Playboy. Too bad, the lad mag didn't feel the same. "[Playboy] would never take her," a publication source told the site, because the teen "doesn't meet the standards of a Playboy model" because her looks are so obviously "enhanced."

But people can see Stodden (with her clothes on) and Hutchison on VH1's "Couples Therapy," which debuts on October 3. Will you be tuning in?

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Courtney with Doug before.

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And on Wednesday.

LMAO

dwamnn I wish I was in the green mile

He'd better hit that shit while the hittin's good, because it's only a matter of time until she's outta there.

Still ****ing ugly after the "makeover"

You know how I know you're ghey?

Notice how in the photos it is him holding onto her, not the other way around?
Paging Dr. Freud.

Drastic improvement. Maybe she is really 18.

I agree.
Looks nasty in her 'before' pics.
After seeing the 'after' pics, I would hit that HARD. By the time I was done, her gynecologist would need therapy.

A definite improvement in the teeth/smile area. Less makeup (or maybe makeup style) helps, too.

That is one gross looking bitch.

Interesting.

While she's 2 years older than in the original article, he remains 51.

Damnit. I share a birthday with this bitch....



You would have been this guy...

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Ridden hard and layed up wet. A lotta mileage on that 16 yr old!

Painting the town AND her husband red! Courtney Stodden, 18, busts out of dress
 

bump for more strange goings-on

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that mother ****er........









I would... all of it.

all of him?

I wouldnt touch either with Piolis Dick while having Crennel push...

He needs to get her hooked on cigarettes and pain pills, pronto.

Not so much him... I'd probably lick her vagina though.

Fair enough.. Glad someone would...

You wouldn't **** her mouth huh?

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This

Plus her knees, legs, hair, feet, and arms are all incredibly disgusting looking!

:spock:

up close she starts looking pretty weird...

too late?

yeah.... definitely...

I would edit some of my comments but the damage has been done.

I'm afraid so.

man something about that girl just isnt right...

I would have to pass.. She looks like an STD factory...

ROFLLMAO