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Nominations for the 2011 King of the N00bs are open (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839)

Buck	12-17-2011 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 8210490)

It's clear that you have paid DaFace for his silence. I think we should ask SimplyRed since he knows Kotter mults better than anyone.

I'll call SR tomorrow to ask.

Buck	12-17-2011 02:15 AM

Hey Kotter,

Why did you choose the name SuperChief?

SPchief

12-17-2011 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8210503)

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've ever read and I'm laughing at you not with you.

Thief

Buck	12-17-2011 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8210559)

Thief

What?

SPchief

12-17-2011 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8210508)

Hey Kotter,

Why did you choose the name SuperChief?

Because he's suupper awsthomeTinkyWinky

KurtCobain

12-17-2011 03:18 AM

Super is no mult. and i'll dick down whoever ****s with him.
Posted via Mobile Device

Buck	12-17-2011 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8210569)

Super is no mult. and i'll dick down whoever ****s with him.
Posted via Mobile Device

Come the **** at me.

lcarus

12-17-2011 04:43 AM

I'm still too much of a noob to vote for other noobs

FAX	12-17-2011 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8210383)

Fax turns to Danesque belligerent rambling? Has there been an influx of locusts lately?

I went evil there for a minute, Ms. Lumpy.

Sorry.

FAX

2112	12-17-2011 06:15 AM

(BURP)

2112	12-17-2011 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8210364)

Secure your sperm container, you pathetic, piteous, pole-puffing, pigeon piddler.

FAX

ROFL

I remember FAX pushing Buck's buttons when he first came here..lol

2112	12-17-2011 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8209881)

It's that time of the year. The Academy is proud to sponser this years edition of the crowning of the 2011 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2011 to present day.

Dupes are not elgible. As always, the academy relies on the mods decisions on mults, dupes and reincarnations and their decision is the final decision.

You can campaign, bribe, resign your commission, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote. Whether you choose to publically declare your candidacy or not is up to you. Although it is highly recommended to not nominate yourself. If nominated, you must run. No exceptions.

I will make a list in this orginal post of the most popular N00bs mentioned in this thread.

When the nominations are closed I'll post a public poll. The candidate with the most votes will be crowned the 2011 King of the Noobs!

Daface's 2011 "Hey, this n00b doesn't suck" thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...g+of+the+noobs

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...the+n00bs+2010

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...the+n00bs+2010

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

Previous honorees:
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Nominees:
BoneKrusher
Setsuna
dirtyrute
rocknrolla
njchiefsfan
Frankie's Mom
Backwards Masking
chiefsfootballfan
Caseyguyrr
WhiteWhale
lewdog
nominees are caught up to post 160

Here is a link that actually works, Mr chairman of the board of all things n00b.

2112	12-17-2011 06:23 AM

And the n00b thing has lost its burst times eleventy billion without Skip around anymore. just saying.

ThatRaceCardGuy

12-17-2011 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8210314)

me too, don't you love it?

he's not reading, he's drinking. Can't you read?!?!?!??!

nominated!

you're not a mult are you?

I'll kill you if you are.
Don't tempt me!

I'm a first string noob. I second your nomination, in fact I crown myself noob Of the year for 2011 and dare one of you bastards to do something about it

ThatRaceCardGuy

12-17-2011 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8210344)

I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

I did not read the above statement because it looks gay from a glance.

ThatRaceCardGuy

12-17-2011 07:52 AM

I need more votes!

cabletech94

12-17-2011 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8210176)

I still remember the days when N00bs (sp?) had honor.

FAX

When I first read this, I thought it said humor. But then I remember someone wise once said reading is your friend.

ZING!

BigRedChief

12-17-2011 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperChief (Post 8210480)

I'm sure a mod can attest to my n00bnes. I've spoken with DaFace briefly about some personal things, and it should be pretty clear I'm a newcomer here.

All n00bs will be affirmed as "real" n00bs by the mods before making it into the final voting poll.

ThatRaceCardGuy

12-17-2011 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8210645)

All n00bs will be affirmed as "real" n00bs by the mods before making it into the final voting poll.

You better edit this thread and add me ...dont make ME, make THIS personal.:banghead:

Bwana

12-17-2011 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperChief (Post 8210480)

I'm sure a mod can attest to my n00bnes. I've spoken with DaFace briefly about some personal things, and it should be pretty clear I'm a newcomer here.

I checked into it, not a mult.

Caseyguyrr

12-17-2011 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 8210100)

Well crap....

I guess I'll nominate Caseyguyrr.

thanks, its an honor to be nominated

BigRedChief

12-17-2011 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 8210620)

Here is a link that actually works, Mr chairman of the board of all things n00b.

The board tried to delegate Academy tasks to Luv and SPchief and that just pissed people off and they took a lot of unneccessary shit.

BigRedChief

12-17-2011 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thatguy (Post 8210647)

You better edit this thread and add me ...dont make ME, make THIS personal.:banghead:

Wern't you outed as a mult?

ThatRaceCardGuy

12-17-2011 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8210653)

Wern't you outed as a mult?

what the hell is a mult ?

BigRedChief

12-17-2011 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thatguy (Post 8210654)

what the hell is a mult ?

I'll put you in for vetting. The academy relies on the mods for authenticating noobness.

mlyonsd

12-17-2011 08:19 AM

This reminds me of the 2009 draft.

BoneKrusher

12-17-2011 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8210055)

BoneKrusher

thanks Bwana, i really appreciate it.

MOhillbilly

12-17-2011 09:08 AM

White whale

acarter25

12-17-2011 09:15 AM

I want to be a noob. I guess i'm half noob. This sucks.

Sofa King

12-17-2011 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8210070)

As a matter of face I'll post everyone who has a decent amount of posts and then you can nominate as you see worthy.

ricoswaff
lewdog_5
BmoreBills (made the fat chick thread)
BoneKrusher
tecumseh
Nucky
evenfall (I think he quit CP forever last week)
hometeam
Exoter175
Thatguy
Buckweath
syyrupp-mannn
Backwards Masking
tredadda
WhiteWhale
Dr. Gigglepants
Nickel D
SuperChief
chopper
Jaric
Urc Burry
Trevo_410
The Iron Chief
shadowcat
Caseyguyrr

I'll nominate Trevor just because he's got an awesome name.

luv	12-17-2011 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8210698)

I'll nominate Trevor just because he's got an awesome name.

LMAO

Gonzo

12-17-2011 09:35 AM

Who are these people? Pretty shoddy class of n00bs this year.
Posted via Mobile Device

Sofa King

12-17-2011 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8210711)

Who are these people? Pretty shoddy class of n00bs this year.
Posted via Mobile Device

I recognize a few names, but mostly because i think those particular posters suck and are trolls/mults. Which isn't a good thing.

Casey, Trevo, Urc Berry, Super chiefsand a couple others have been good posters, or at least i don't remember them for anything bad.

Bmorebills gets a negative from me though. He created the only thread I've had to ignore.

Gonzo

12-17-2011 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8210715)

You actually have it on ignore?
What, you can't help yourself from looking at the big girls?
Posted via Mobile Device

KurtCobain

12-17-2011 10:53 AM

IMO I think we had a great class of n00bs this year.
Posted via Mobile Device

BigRedChief

12-17-2011 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8210711)

Who are these people? Pretty shoddy class of n00bs this year.
Posted via Mobile Device

This isn't a team award. We only need to find one worthy of being crowned King.

IMHO, BoneKrusher is and will be a great member of the community.

Bwana

12-17-2011 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8210848)

This isn't a team award. We only need to find one worthy of being crowned King.

IMHO, BoneKrusher is and will be a great member of the community.

Indeed

2112	12-17-2011 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8210848)

This isn't a team award. We only need to find one worthy of being crowned King.

IMHO, BoneKrusher is and will be a great member of the community.

Does that mean every other time you post you're not being entirely honest?

Rams Fan

12-17-2011 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 8210960)

Does that mean every other time you post you're not being entirely honest?

Yes.

Sofa King

12-17-2011 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8210698)

I'll nominate Trevor just because he's got an awesome name.

It's actually trevo_410 that i was nominating here. Just to clear up confusion for the OP.

Sofa King

12-17-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8210769)

You actually have it on ignore?
What, you can't help yourself from looking at the big girls?
Posted via Mobile Device

It blocks the better threads.

And i have a few others on ignore as well, the baseball megathreads and whatnot.

Gonzo

12-17-2011 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8211035)

It blocks the better threads.

And i have a few others on ignore as well, the baseball megathreads and whatnot.

So you hate Baseball and fat chicks.
Got it.
Posted via Mobile Device

Backwards Masking

12-17-2011 01:08 PM

what's the best way to prove you are not a mult? attend a Chiefs Planet function?

cabletech94

12-17-2011 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8211062)

So you hate Baseball and fat chicks.
Got it.
Posted via Mobile Device

And apparently doesn't have a soul. They make the world go round chief. LMAO

BigRedChief

12-17-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 8211086)

what's the best way to prove you are not a mult? attend a Chiefs Planet function?

Have the mods check.

Backwards Masking

12-17-2011 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8211091)

Have the mods check.

i've been vigorously investigated by the Mods since I joined (i'm assuming) and some people still call me a Mult.

Oh well, fuck em.

SPchief

12-17-2011 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 8211094)

i've been vigorously investigated by the Mods since I joined (i'm assuming) and some people still call me a Mult.

Oh well, fuck em.

Are you a Direct TV installer?

rico	12-17-2011 01:23 PM

Why is this even a thread? I can't f***ing stand f***ing n00000000bs and their stupid f***ing n00bness.

BTW, I think someone tried implying that I was a mult once. They quoted one of my posts and changed my username to "Bryan Bunston" on the quote. I don't know anything about Bryan Bunston other than I'm not him. Who is he? With my luck, it's probably some KC media dude who I'm supposed to know.

Backwards Masking

12-17-2011 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8211103)

Are you a Direct TV installer?

no. why?

SPchief

12-17-2011 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 8211130)

no. why?

Do you live in Hollywood?

Sofa King

12-17-2011 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8211062)

So you hate Baseball and fat chicks.
Got it.
Posted via Mobile Device

LMAO

I don't hate fat chicks. But when I'm looking at pictures of women on the internet, i don't focus on fat chicks. I don't have any interest in them. And having and extra long term thread always being at the top of the slow moving pictures forum doesn't interest me when i can so easily ignore it.

Now stop trolling me you ****er.

Oh, and baseball sucks.

Sofa King

12-17-2011 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 8211094)

i've been vigorously investigated by the Mods since I joined (i'm assuming) and some people still call me a Mult.

Oh well, fuck em.

Get used to it. SimplyRed will be along to tell you which real account you belong to and who's mult you are, even if you're not a mult.

:D

Backwards Masking

12-17-2011 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8211178)

Get used to it. SimplyRed will be along to tell you which real account you belong to and who's mult you are, even if you're not a mult.

:D

LMAO

Sounds like you know from experience!

NJChiefsFan

12-17-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8209901)

NJChiefsFan

P.S. the extent of my knowledge of most n00bs is about those that post in the Media Center.

I don't really know any of these guys' takes on sports

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Of course I wasn't mentioned for the next 19 pages which is quite the downer, but atleast people aren't hating I guess.

Gonzo

12-17-2011 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8211174)

Bad baseball sucks, (see Royals from 1994 to present). However, good baseball is awesome. The Royals will be good this year and worth watching, (that's what Reaper told me anyway).
Fat chicks are grateful. I've never been with one but that's what Reaper told me anyway.
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BigMeatballDave

12-17-2011 05:45 PM

Quality n00bs this year.

Daru	12-17-2011 06:04 PM

Tyler Palko is one hhaha. I think he should be winner for his only win ever . lol

luv	12-17-2011 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8211400)

You shouldn't believe everything Reaper tells you.

Hammock Parties

12-17-2011 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8209904)

Except for ChiefsandO'sfan

I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but he sure is on top of breaking news.

I would also nominate O's fan.

Bugeater

12-17-2011 06:19 PM

Wow, what a horrible collection of n00bs. I haven't seen one this bad since 2005.

notorious

12-17-2011 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8209928)

Oh wait, rocknrolla

She's a pretty good n00b.

I didn't know they had "she's" in Rolla.........

notorious

12-17-2011 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8211504)

Wow, what a horrible collection of n00bs. I haven't seen one this bad since 2005.

No kidding.

SPchief

12-17-2011 06:31 PM

BTW when the vote comes up, my vote plus 3 others is for sale for 1 million in CC

chagrin

12-17-2011 06:33 PM

Dang, I was pretty sure I won the 2005 "contest" with fax either winning before or after <sadface>

notorious

12-17-2011 06:34 PM

At least BossChief bribed us with wonderful photos. These nOObs are ****ing worthless.

Caseyguyrr

12-17-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8211536)

At least BossChief bribed us with wonderful photos. These nOObs are ****ing worthless.

im not worthless

loochy

12-17-2011 07:48 PM

I nominate eric007

crazycoffey

12-17-2011 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daru (Post 8211467)

Tyler Palko is one hhaha. I think he should be winner for his only win ever . lol

that and chicago....

Bugeater

12-17-2011 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin (Post 8211532)

Dang, I was pretty sure I won the 2005 "contest" with fax either winning before or after <sadface>

Yeah...I'm not sure how FAX won 2005 when he joined in 2004.

Can the Academy please provide some clarification on this issue?
</sadface>

notorious

12-17-2011 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caseyguyrr (Post 8211654)

im not worthless

Prove it with tittahs.

ImmodiumAD

12-17-2011 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8211829)

Yeah...I'm not sure how FAX won 2005 when he joined in 2004.

Can the Academy please provide some clarification on this issue?
</sadface>

STFU n00b

Bugeater

12-17-2011 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImmodiumAD (Post 8211840)

STFU n00b

Don't make me kick your ass, n00b.

2112	12-17-2011 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8211846)

Don't make me kick your ass, n00b.

Hey, stop bullying the kid. hes entitled to his opinion.

Bugeater

12-17-2011 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 8211851)

Hey, stop bullying the kid. hes entitled to his opinion.

He needs to learn that n00bs only speak when spoken to first.

ImmodiumAD

12-17-2011 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 8211851)

Hey, stop bullying the kid. hes entitled to his opinion.

Thanks!

The guy is a dick. been picking on me and neg repping me since I first came here.

2112	12-17-2011 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8211855)

He needs to learn that n00bs only speak when spoken to first.

Ok, I cant stop laughing over here.

ROFL

BigRedChief

12-17-2011 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8211536)

At least BossChief bribed us with wonderful photos. These nOObs are ****ing worthless.

no one offers bribes until the final poll.

notorious

12-17-2011 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8211890)

no one offers bribes until the final poll.

Damnit.

I am such a stupid nOOb. :facepalm:

Bugeater

12-17-2011 09:53 PM

The n00b is strong in this thread.

BigRedChief

12-17-2011 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8211829)

Yeah...I'm not sure how FAX won 2005 when he joined in 2004.

Can the Academy please provide some clarification on this issue?
</SADFACE>

That part of the King of the n00b archive history has been lost to the great server crash of 2006. If you can find evidence clarifying the Academy would welcome setting history straight and print up some new history textbooks.

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