You need to back up the Shih Tzu say with some stats or a link.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...c10-0dW5Qb.jpg

When Matt Barkley read this thread he was like, "HAHAHA, I like the fanbase in Kansas City."

That's beyond the pail.

LMAO

Perfect. But we should only break it out on special occasions. Like on a butt hurt noob. But I would change it to "shoot yourself in the chest"

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When Charles Barkley heard the news he said, "awww man, I bet the kid ended up looking like this by the time it was over."

http://66.132.211.220/images/10209.jpg

When Iran Barkley heard the news he was like, "awww shee-it! That sounds a lot like what I did to Tommy Hearns!!!"

http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/vma/...m-14767266.jpg

When Gnarles Barkley was asked to express what they felt about the dog, Cee-Lo screamed, "I think he craaaaaaaaazzzzyyyyy."

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When Jennifer Barkley was asked who she blamed for the tragedy, she said, "I'm not saying Leslie Knope uses dogs to kill babies, but pretty much everybody else is."

http://www.sohh.com/img/DMX-2010-03-06-300x300.jpg

When DMX read read JMoore051's post he was like, "GTFO son! That's how Ruff Ryders roll!"

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Immediately after this tragic event occurred, Nate Dogg approached the boy and said, "yo, what up Shawty??"

trachea just doesn't sounds as "lexiconish" as windpipe.

Very very few of these dogs are actively trying to kill anything. I'd guess the dog in this story wasn't either.

It was a 'correction' by a dog that was simply way too big to be issuing corrections.

If my labs wanted to kill a toddler, yeah - they'd pull it off. But most of these kids dying aren't intentional 'murders' by the dogs, but rather a dog that was trying to respond to a stimulus and issued...well, a bit of a disproportionate response.

Like I said - with a dog that size your margin for error is reduced to zero. With a pug or even a labrador, the dog can have that miscalculation and not manage to kill a small child. But when you're looking at a dog that ways upwards of 120 lbs, a miscalculation will leave you with a tiny little corpse.

BAN MASTIFFS

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Barkley from Sesame Street has killed 76 children that tugged on his fur too hard.