but would you suck a bag of d1cks?

Maybe too personal of a question, so feel free to tell me to **** off if you want to...I won't take offense. But what if your wife told you she would leave you if you didn't lick her bunghole? Would you do it? Or would you be like, "absolutely not!!! You are just going to have to leave me because I am NOT licking your bunghole!!!"

A bag is a few too many.

That dude looks awfully familiar, actually....Raiderfan

But what if the dicks were very small and you were able to suck the entire bag of them all at the same time in one sitting?

Honestly id probably try it. But I know her good enough that i know she wouldnt want that.

You listen to Kendrick Lamar... and rock a mullet?

You're ****ing awesome!

I really hope Clark isn't reading these posts. He'd realize what a disturbed fanbase he has, and would start calling the Mayor of of LA immediately.

Ahh.... you must be this guy:

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I have a feeling the people in LA get alot freakier.

Hmm....fair enough. I have no further questions. You the man.

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You're damn skippy I listen to Kendrick Lamar! And Schoolboy Q. And Ab Soul. And Jay Rock. The Black Hippies are the closest thing we've had to N.W.A. since N.W.A.

TOBY! Hey man, although you flamed out big time, I really admired you for sticking up to the likes of Schillinger and Robson on a consistent basis. I'm a....well, I'm a really big fan of yours, Beecher.

I'd rather deal with Shillinger, than Scot Pioli. Less painful.

Kind of related, you ever watch the "fart hammer" porn vids online like 5 years ago. Dude would rail chicks till he climaxed then would immediately situate himself on top of their head and rip one before they could react. Some girls laughed, some cried....most just looked confused.

I totally forgot about that. Those were hillarious. ROFL

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No, I've never seen or heard of that....

Were the chicks Chiefs fans, and was the fart-hammer Pioli?

I have never partaken of the chocolate starfish myself, but I don't see the problem with it as long as it's squeaky-clean. How many of you guys will muff dive? You DO know what comes out of there, right? I'll give you a hint: it's not champagne and tomato juice.

It isnt SHIT either.

Not the hole, nope, sorry.

I have managed to talk two into doing it on me, though.

THIS.

LMAO

Not knocking the ass licking though. I had a friend tell me he liked doing it and he liked it when his girlfriend did it to him once. I couldn't see myself doing it for the hell of it... But get me a few beers and anything (heterosexually speaking) is possible.

Tequilla will get you every time.

At the same time!?!?!

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Ok well would you ever eat a girls asshole while dressed as Batman?

For me last night, it was 11 Heinekens and 3 Busch Lights.

Who told you about that? I was young, I needed the money......

Lol, he does that when he's dressed up as Bruce Wayne.

And ya didn't disappoint.

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Joker reference, relax Bevis.

Provided I don't have to break the seal, sure.

As often as I can.

:D no, not at the same time.

And of course, they werent the kind you take home to momma either.

I wouldn't for one reason, bacteria.

To be fair, the surface of a freshly-showered butthole is probably cleaner than your mouth.

Hey assholes, more assholes for your suckfest.

I bite not lick.

Would you kiss some dude forrr.. I dunno $5,000?



Would you kiss his asshole for that much?

I guess you are what you eat

And Hugh Hefner just got married. I think he does...

KU fans lick ass?

You either have the stomach for it or you dont

Probably some.

A little off topic, but about a week ago I was watching the KU game with my girlfriend, and she's not a big sports fan at all. She doesn't hate sports or anything, but could pretty much care less..

She asks randomly "Do you think any of those players are gay?" and without missing a beat I said "I'm pretty sure most of Missouri's team is."

She's a Missouri fan, and did not find it funny.

Replace this one girl with my wife and this has been my experience as well.
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Did you lick her ASS?

You realize poop comes out of there, right?

New question. Would you kiss a dude or lick a chicks ass for $5,000?

Kiss a dude for $5k? Sure

Is the ass clean? Did she just take a shower? Or did she just get done with yoga class and pooped out her morning yougurt?

Not right now, it doesn't.

never done it! i dont know if i will ever do it, but i do know that as i get older, the dirty things i thought were gross, dont gross me out anymore. haha

I'm to the point with my wife now where I will do this without hesitation. There is something about the dirtiest part of mah woman being so clean that turns me on for whatever reason. I guess her good hygiene turns me on... so I do this without even thinking about it.

Same boat.

Getting it done to you is even better. Nothing better then a girl doing it to you while stroking the pole.

LMAO Now that is something I wouldn't do. Haha reminds me of a bunch of 2 Live Crew songs.

I got no prob licking clean female booty.

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This x infinity

Bunch of shit lickers, the lot of ya.

****ing billay threads.

Maybe one day he'll get out and live a little. Maybe.

I love to bite their ass!

Hold it...are we talking cheeks or sphincter?

Hell no! You don't stick any part of your body where shit comes out. That is what homosexuals do. People forget that women have assholes like men. Not a second super tight vagina. It's a RECTUM! NO MATTER HOW HOT THE CHICK IS And SHIT IS WHAT COMES OUT OF IT!

How does it feel to believe that you engage in homosexual behavior every time you wipe your ass?

Wiping your ass and sticking your dick or tongue in a rectum is hardly the same thing.

Gay guys like hand jobs and bjs too. You better cut that stuff out you closet queen.

Billay and deberg threads are painful

The difference between eating pussy and eating shit? About an inch!

A game of inches!

That's the point, some women are so hot you can lick their ass.

Wow homophobic much?? Not sure what women you've been looking at but most women don't have hairy asses like men do. Even though I'm coochie liquor, I'll lickety split, I'll lickety crack!!

Wow homophobic much?? Not sure what women you've been looking at but most women don't have hairy asses like men do. Even though I'm coochie liquor, I'll lickety split, I'll lickety crack!!

Buncha sexually repressed pussies up in here. I don't remember who said it but I read an analogy when it comes to the whole "zomg asses are for pillowbiters" argument. Just because a mini van and a Ferrari have a steering wheel, that doesn't mean that I want to drive the mini van. Just because a guy and a girl both have an asshole, that doesn't mean I want to stick any part of me in some doods butt.

Most women I've done it with have seemed to like it a lot. It ain't no thing.. Sex isn't the cleanest thing in the world anyway. I've had a chick do it to me too.. It wasn't bad. Not something I'd request, but hey.. If she really wanted to.

Matriculate your balls down the field..

Anything you do with a member of the opposite sex is heterosexual. Even if you take it from a strapon. It's still hetero as long as it's not a dude plowing you. Sheesh. People need to get over their hangups. WTF cares what other people do?

The majority of women would thank you for licking their bhole.
Some of them don't know it, but they would...

So Ladies, when was the last time you kissed your man after he just licked your ass hole? And did you kiss his juice back into his mouth? :)