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Mr. Flopnuts 03-03-2013 04:04 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL This thread has been great entertainment on an otherwise boring day. Kudos!

Mr. Plow 03-03-2013 04:06 PM
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u...-correctly.jpg

Bowser 03-03-2013 04:09 PM
See, Dr. Beer Me was doing this whole Facebook thing wrong. He never got around to using it for his own personal hookup service, as I'm told so many single people do. His loss.

Mr. Plow 03-03-2013 04:10 PM
AMERICA! **** YEAH!!


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u.../02/merica.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 03-03-2013 04:10 PM
OMG :LOL: ROFL

Bowser 03-03-2013 04:14 PM
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u...13/02/ouch.jpg

ghak99 03-03-2013 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9460889)
ROFL

Bowser 03-03-2013 04:21 PM
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u...post-blows.jpg

ghak99 03-03-2013 04:29 PM
I just checked the feed...

Less than an hour ago an attention whore dropped the N-bomb attached to "rigged" in her status update. Several of her "friends" are black and a bunch of her female friends date black men. I'll have to check back later to see how big the shit storm is.

People are dumb. :shake:

Bowser 03-03-2013 04:30 PM
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u.../thank-god.jpg

ghak99 03-03-2013 04:37 PM
I'm a little pissed the new search feature won't let me add "with big tits" to the end of "My single female friends".

Get it together Mark.

Spott 03-03-2013 04:50 PM
Kept reading this thread so I decided to log into facebook for the first time in a few days. this is the first thing that popped up on my little new feed: "Is sick and tired of people judging me.... That is the last straw.. Must be nice for certain people to be perfect!!!!!"

JFC :rolleyes:

lewdog 03-03-2013 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spott (Post 9460988)
Kept reading this thread so I decided to log into facebook for the first time in a few days. this is the first thing that popped up on my little new feed: "Is sick and tired of people judging me.... That is the last straw.. Must be nice for certain people to be perfect!!!!!"

JFC :rolleyes:
Sounds like a casual encounter might be all she needs to increase her self esteem. You have her number?

Spott 03-03-2013 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9460998)
Sounds like a casual encounter might be all she needs to increase her self esteem. You have her number?
Lol, actually I do. She doesn't know my home address either. :)

lewdog 03-03-2013 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spott (Post 9461005)
Lol, actually I do. She doesn't know my home address either. :)
Sounds like you have your night planned already!!!

listopencil 03-03-2013 06:30 PM
After not shaving for about a month (Grizzly Adams going on), I have now given myself a pornstache. The pornstahce is now my only facial hair. This seemed like the proper thread to announce that in.

Hammock Parties 03-03-2013 06:37 PM
I ****ing dare Dr. Johnny Fever to whine again in this thread.

teedubya 03-03-2013 06:46 PM
Ok this thread has convinced me that social media is stupid. I see the light now. Radio stations are stupid too. What a conundrum!

Iowanian 03-03-2013 06:51 PM
My 2yr old just ran through the room in a camo shirt, no pants, blowing on a coyote howler from the wrong end...sounding more like a model T horn.


I didn't feel the need to put that on facebook, but if you're in the mood for sharing....so am I.

listopencil 03-03-2013 06:52 PM
I might go to the store later tonight.

Coach 03-03-2013 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suds79 (Post 9459987)
FB is kinda dumb and annoying but everybody has it.

So instead of activating, deactivating, ativating, etc over and over. When you get tired of it, you just don't pay much attention to it.

I have an account. Glad I do. I post about once a month and rarely check it. It works for me.

And people who are annoying are quickly Unfriended or put on ignore.

Simple.
That's kind of how I operate on my FB page. I post it like 2 or 3 times out of the month, and moved on.

But other than that, I'm in the same way that you operate FB.

Mr. Plow 03-03-2013 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9461308)
I might go to the store later tonight.

These are the ones that drive me up the wall. Why in the **** would anyone care about that?

Bugeater 03-03-2013 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9461324)
These are the ones that drive me up the wall. Why in the **** would anyone care about that?
Maybe you're going to the store too, and you can go together!

threebag 03-03-2013 07:06 PM
listopencil I might go to the store later tonight.-with Mr. Plow and Bugeater

BlackBob likes this

Bugeater 03-03-2013 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9461331)
listopencil I might go to the store later tonight.-WithMr. Plow
I was kinda thinking about going too.

threebag 03-03-2013 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9461333)
I was kinda thinking about going too.
You're in

Mr. Plow 03-03-2013 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9461331)
listopencil I might go to the store later tonight.-with Mr. Plow and Bugeater

BlackBob likes this

Sounds good, come by and get me.

Iowanian 03-03-2013 07:13 PM
Here is why I stick with it even when it sucks.


I just logged into fb to see what was there based on the above posts others have seen.

The first status....My buddy in Denver went to a name brand book store, set up a sign for a book signing and has his pic being taken with someone he's signing a book.

He's not an author.

Bugeater 03-03-2013 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9461331)

BlackBob likes this
LMAO

listopencil 03-03-2013 07:28 PM
OK...my niece is going to visit Scotland and asked on FB if anyone knows of good places in Scotland to visit. Someone just said Stonehenge. Should I?

threebag 03-03-2013 07:30 PM
Poke Peyton's Princess

listopencil 03-03-2013 07:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9461400)
Poke Peyton's Princess
Facebook Autopoke 8.0.3 activate...now.

NewChief 03-03-2013 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9461390)
OK...my niece is going to visit Scotland and asked on FB if anyone knows of good places in Scotland to visit. Someone just said Stonehenge. Should I?
Ha. That was like when during the Olympics my niece posted "of course the Chinese are good at gymnastics, they're all born ninjas."

I pulled the trigger and corrcted her.

Hammock Parties 03-03-2013 07:38 PM
BEER ME IS A PUSSY UNLESS HE WHINES SOME MORE

listopencil 03-03-2013 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9461411)
Ha. That was like when during the Olympics my niece posted "of course the Chinese are good at gymnastics, they're all born ninjas."

I pulled the trigger and corrcted her.
Heh. I was going to...but I just suggested that she go to the Eiffell Tower instead. She's going to know I'm screwing with her friend, her husband has been stationed in Europe for years now and she just visited France a while ago.

The Franchise 03-03-2013 07:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EZ3wgPj.gif

listopencil 03-03-2013 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9461454)

lolwtf?

Bugeater 03-03-2013 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9461454)
http://oi48.tinypic.com/e8o9vn.jpg

MOhillbilly 03-03-2013 07:56 PM
Haha

The Franchise 03-03-2013 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9461477)
ROFL

Bowser 03-03-2013 07:56 PM
ROFL ROFL

The Franchise 03-03-2013 07:58 PM
That picture still makes me ****ing laugh.

seclark 03-03-2013 08:02 PM
You ****ers make me laugh.
Sec

Bugeater 03-03-2013 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9461487)
That picture still makes me ****ing laugh.
I wish I had the skills to animate your head popping up behind that windowsill, it would be even 1000x funnier.

Bowser 03-03-2013 08:04 PM
Clay is busy at work with that gif.....

Hammock Parties 03-03-2013 08:06 PM
what i did nothing what is going in this thread oh hey cool gif who made that it was not me just hangin out here on these internets

The Franchise 03-03-2013 08:07 PM
LMAO

The Franchise 03-03-2013 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9461498)
I wish I had the skills to animate your head popping up behind that windowsill, it would be even 1000x funnier.
If anyone can do it.....I'll make that shit my av.

pkane 03-03-2013 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9456908)
Per Kansas City Royals on facebook

The Royals agree to terms with RHPs Aaron Crow, Louis Coleman, Luis Mendoza & Guillermo Moscoso & LHP Francisley Bueno on 1-year deals for 2013. With today's agreements, everyone on 40-man roster is signed for 2013.
Posts Royals news from Facebook at midnight. Two hours later talks shit on Facebook.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-03-2013 09:54 PM
I just shit my pants. 2nd time this year. How many times do you shit your pants a year?

GloryDayz 03-03-2013 09:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9461861)
I just shit my pants. 2nd time this year. How many times do you shit your pants a year?
Do sharts count for full-on shitting of pants, or do we keep the bar at the cASSHOLE being rushed-a-little "dump in the pants"?

cdcox 03-03-2013 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9461861)
I just shit my pants. 2nd time this year. How many times do you shit your pants a year?
I'm good for a couple times a year.

I was in Vegas a couple of years ago -- this is an honest to God true story -- I was staying at the Bellagio...

ThaVirus 03-04-2013 02:31 AM
This thread delivers.

Nzoner 03-04-2013 07:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 9462143)
I'm good for a couple times a year.

I was in Vegas a couple of years ago -- this is an honest to God true story -- I was staying at the Bellagio...
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Al Bundy 03-04-2013 07:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9462414)
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Winner!

Graystoke 03-04-2013 08:01 AM
I had an account and dumped it. I find it annoying as hell. Facebook, the company has a history of not being terribly considerate of their users’ privacy. They may have privacy options available now, but do you really trust a company like that when it comes to your business? If you do, that’s great. Dense perhaps, but great.
But then again I am over the age of 45 and get grumpy with this whole social media bullshit.
I hate that

Deberg_1990 03-04-2013 08:16 AM
I just "Liked" this thread

Predarat 03-04-2013 09:22 AM
I keep reading how some of these idiots are demanding your facebook, twitter ect info. Username, passwords, ext so they can access it. The companies that do that suck pay-me-a-ton mooning donkey balls.

Easy 6 03-04-2013 09:36 AM
Havent had a fb page for a long time and dont miss it at all, i just dont feel the need to be connected to the world 24/7 like that, the same principle applies to my cell phone, i dont have to have it on me at all times, sometimes i dont want to talk or hear the mfer ring... if its important, leave a message.

I actually enjoyed myspace more, mostly because it was a great place to discover new music, but i dont mess with it anymore either.

Not knocking those who enjoy the facespace thing, it just isnt my thing.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-04-2013 09:55 AM
That moment when you bite into a perfectly cooked piece of crisp bacon.....

----Save Our Chiefs and 347 other people like this

tooge 03-04-2013 09:59 AM
I have a FB page, but I check it about twice a month. I'll scroll down a few pages to see if anyone has died, won the lottery, killed anyone, etc. Other than that, the random day to day shit that some of my friends spout is sort of annoying. I have a buddy in Wichita that makes probably 15 status updates per day, and they are always mundane shit. I really don't care that you were 25 minutes late to work and spilled coffee on your new shoes running into the office. It does have a purpose I guess.

Predarat 03-04-2013 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9462673)
That moment when you bite into a perfectly cooked piece of crisp bacon.....

----Save Our Chiefs and 347 other people like this
That is like worthy, and with the right piece of bacon, comment worthy.

Iowanian 03-04-2013 12:12 PM
The targeted marketing features are very effective and pretty affordable.

You can easily target people within a certain distance of your company/event. You can target people in certain states or areas that "like" certain companies/events/bands or friends of people who like those things.

For a smart small business with limited marketing, it's very effective.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 9462452)
I had an account and dumped it. I find it annoying as hell. Facebook, the company has a history of not being terribly considerate of their users’ privacy. They may have privacy options available now, but do you really trust a company like that when it comes to your business? If you do, that’s great. Dense perhaps, but great.
But then again I am over the age of 45 and get grumpy with this whole social media bullshit.
I hate that

Garcia Bronco 03-04-2013 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9459332)
Seriously?

I had an original account I deativated 3 years ago because even 80% of my real friends are ****ing annoying.

So I started a new job 2 weeks ago and corporate likes "the talent" to have personal fb pages. So I started another. 2 weeks in and I deactivated it again tonight. I seriously don't care what they think... if fb stupidity is a requirement here then send me on to my next job.

Is this really what we've come to? Goddamn CP is full of stupid enough. Don't make me do facebook too.

BTW those of you on my fb friends list, you can go ahead and delete. Or whatever.

Maybe you should change your username to Dr McCoy. The dude had nothing but contempt for technology. I think I hear the phone cops coming. :)

Phobia 03-04-2013 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9462676)
I have a FB page, but I check it about twice a month. I'll scroll down a few pages to see if anyone has died, won the lottery, killed anyone, etc. Other than that, the random day to day shit that some of my friends spout is sort of annoying. I have a buddy in Wichita that makes probably 15 status updates per day, and they are always mundane shit. I really don't care that you were 25 minutes late to work and spilled coffee on your new shoes running into the office. It does have a purpose I guess.
That's why you have to be smart. Nobody wants to see 150 pictures of your kid or hear about each time he mastered a new task such as rolling over. I think I've posted about 7 pictures of my 7 month old son. People are fine with that kind of quantity. Netiquette is pretty easy if you have half a brain.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-04-2013 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9461454)
ROFL Holy shit!

Deberg_1990 03-04-2013 12:24 PM
Post anything about Wal Mart, Apple or Obama in your status and see if you get any responses...

The Franchise 03-04-2013 12:26 PM
I have a rule......

If you post more than 8 times in one day.....I take you off of my feed. I've already done that shit to at least 20 of my friends. I had a cousin who made it ONE ****ING DAY.

Phobia 03-04-2013 12:51 PM
Even 8x is excessive unless you're doing something truly epic and need to share pictures live. I don't think I post more than 1-2x and most days nothing at all on my status. I'm happy to interact with other people on theirs.

DaneMcCloud 03-04-2013 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9463028)
I have a rule......

If you post more than 8 times in one day.....I take you off of my feed. I've already done that shit to at least 20 of my friends. I had a cousin who made it ONE ****ING DAY.
The inverse is also true: If people that I don't communicate with elsewhere (email, phone, text, etc.) don't post at least a few times a month, especially people who were "fringe" friends to begin with, I remove them from my friends list.

I don't need voyeurs, especially since I have little kids.

The Franchise 03-04-2013 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9463110)
The inverse is also true: If people that I don't communicate with elsewhere (email, phone, text, etc.) don't post at least a few times a month, especially people who were "fringe" friends to begin with, I remove them from my friends list.

I don't need voyeurs, especially since I have little kids.
Sorry dude.....I'll start posting more. :D

Mr. Flopnuts 03-04-2013 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9463118)
Sorry dude.....I'll start posting more. :D
ROFL

DaneMcCloud 03-04-2013 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9463118)
Sorry dude.....I'll start posting more. :D
LMAO

The Franchise 03-04-2013 01:19 PM
Seriously though.....I always think about posting on FB.....and then I re-read what I've typed....and decide not to.

Bowser 03-04-2013 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9463118)
Sorry dude.....I'll start posting more. :D
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aBaYVo89mmY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mr. Flopnuts 03-04-2013 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9463158)
Seriously though.....I always think about posting on FB.....and then I re-read what I've typed....and decide not to.
I need to do that more when I'm drunk...:facepalm:

DaneMcCloud 03-04-2013 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9463158)
Seriously though.....I always think about posting on FB.....and then I re-read what I've typed....and decide not to.
Yeah, I've done that, too. I've also posted something, then deleted like a minute later.

Bowser 03-04-2013 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9463158)
Seriously though.....I always think about posting on FB.....and then I re-read what I've typed....and decide not to.
I guess all it took was that one post to show up on lamebook.com? :D

The Franchise 03-04-2013 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9463193)
I guess all it took was that one post to show up on lamebook.com? :D
No....usually when I post something that I think is funny.....it's followed up 5 minutes later with my wife telling me that it was stupid.

luv 03-04-2013 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9463200)
No....usually when I post something that I think is funny.....it's followed up 5 minutes later with my wife telling me that it was stupid.
You listen to your wife?


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