I don't know man... I suppose it coulda been worse.. At least you didn't motorboat it's butt..

Hope that helps!

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Yup. Like I said, I've been to queer bars in a lot of different cities. Always went with a group of chicks. It was a lot of fun actually.
I ended up in them in Germany, and Japan, but didn't know it until I got a really good look around.
It's all fun when you are with a group of girls. Totally different by yourself.
I was wearing a suit when I ordered a drink in the one in Hamburg, and a tranny came up to me, and said " I sink you vondered into the ze' wrong bah, sveethaht"

OH!! And I've been to Fantasy fest in Key west twice.

I can't fathom this... I would still be using the foam brush and power washing my dick at the car wash and not telling you all about it lmao

He looks like Amy Winehouse's transexual brother. Jamie Winehouse.

He tried to get a bj but Jim Jones said no no no

The tranny makes a better looking woman :huh:

He probably banged his twin brother Cersei Winehouse.

Was it Alex Smith?

It would be nice if you could play along and get people to buy you drinks all night, but I'm guessing it wouldn't work

don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze

That too!

and lye

Dude, Their gaydar is honed to a level you or I will NEVER understand.
BUT, they will buy you drinks, and try anyway. They have told me turning out a straight man is their ultimate fantasy and biggest belt notch.
On a funnier note:
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Topical humor

So what…. did you Putin his butt?
Was it Messi?
Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ?
Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that.

You'd get a smoother purée with a Vitamix.

Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?

fuk it. ..id smash number 2.

nah it was pretty slick, i don't quite remember but i'm assuming he lubed himself up

Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.

Have you met Jim Jones?

No, but he sounds like a classy lady.

This thread is great comedy.

Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

This too.

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Made me raise an eyebrow.

I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.

TL;DRTHREAD

This sums it up nicely....

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Gay-Really_Gay.gif

Easy Francis. The whole thing is a spoof.

Tell that to all of the manly men in this thread who want you, me and everyone to know the following things about them:

1. They are not gay.
2. They wouldn't share a bed with a man, ever.
3. Without the word "my" preceding it, they will NEVER say the word penis.
4. They're SO straight.
5. If they had to look at another man's penis in order to save their child's life, they would kill themselves first so that the word gay doesn't show up on their tombstone.

Feel free to add more.

What one were you in Jimbo's Facebook photo's?

You couldn't see me; I was behind the tall one, balls deep.

I would just go all Keyser Söze and shoot the kid, the guy threatening him, and the s.o.b. who tried to write "gay" on my tombstone.

I would rather see my family dead than live another day after seeing some dudes wang.

Christopher Lowell ROFL That dude was flaming gay.

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It didn't take that long. Post #76 a few hours ago:

Right over my head, obviously.

I enjoyed it, but I think just about anyone can be forgiven for overlooking that one.

Trolling still works well here.

I feel better about myself after reading this horror.

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 

Was it your most memorable moment as a Chiefs' fan?

So is this the OFFICIAL Tranny Gay Sex thread? Or should everyone start their own threads?

I think this is the official thread so feel free to share.

haha. I have watched a porn where a tranny banged a hot chick. It was like lesbian sex, without needing a strapon.

I'm not so sure...

Good - we may need a second thread containing crayon drawn pictures illustrating how Jim Jones can achieve "Maximum Beef Penetration."

Good for you!! Put yourself out there. You find a man!!

I believe I did, based on Mr. Jones public confession of his love for me.

You could have at least gone with this one.

http://i.imgur.com/z9fnwcGl.png

http://i.imgur.com/h2bIPdzl.png

I'm sure none of the manly mens in this thread would ever be caught dead sticking their penis in a hideous creature like that.

Id hit it

I have a really hard time believing that has a dick.

Damn. That dude looks pretty damn good..

I know wtf? lol You would never know until you saw the shlong.

Well it's good to see you Chief fans are doing your best to maintain your reputation. In the OP's defense, the KC Cheerleaders look like Trannys, so I'm going to assume this dude really is pretty hot for KC.

No surprise that a thread about ****ing a tranny draws you like a fly to shit.

I don't think he's trolling lol. Internet is where u can let this out anonymously lol

Dudes with Boobs

Girls with gonads

If that's hotter than the last few chicks you banged, I can see why you switched teams!!

There's always got to be one asshole who screams "tolerance!", in one manner or another, and pretends he's more enlightened than everyone else.

Congrats. You're that asshole in this thread.

This thread is gold.

I'm not saying a damn thing about whether transgenders should or should not be "tolerated," as you put it; I'm making fun of all the macho men who act like their gag reflex is a sixth sense for detecting penises under skirts.

Besides, I don't have to pretend to be more enlightened than you. :thumb:

Chicks with dicks.

Fellows with pillows.

Don't let these miserable ****s get you down man. Remember one time doesn't make you gay!!! Or does it???? :hmmm: :eek: :Lin: :crybaby:

And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

Since you've now willingly been inside a man, has this experience opened up the rest of the playing field for you? Are buttholes just buttholes and mouths just mouths now or will you be more pro-active in fending off queers in the future?

LMAO

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http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...ps78d9b667.jpg

Now I'd bang Fisty McTatt's pretty little mouth and let that moustache tickle my balls. He's the most feminine one in that picture.

Gold, Jerry.

LMAO Yes, there are a lot of closet cases on CP.

and LMAO @ Jim Jones. It took a lot of balls (literally) to come to CP and post that.

You don't actually believe him, do you?

There's nothing wrong with being revolted by homosexuality. In fact, it's perfectly natural to feel that way, by definition.

Suspension of disbelief

No.

No?

Absolutely hilarious

I know it's fake. But I still am trying to convince myself it's legit. It's far funnier that way.