There is about a 97.38% chance that Aoki tries to steal.

Jesus Christ. I need to get old and rich like you guys so I can drink the good stuff!

Tigers took the lead 5-4 over rays. Damn!

MAKE THEM PAY SALVY

Close

Not sure if I want my Crown Royal or my pain meds?

why?

Looked out live to me.

oh dear lawdddd aoki

Out...

He's out

he looks out

that was dumb

Hat in the **** is Aoki doing?

Replay sucks!

OUT!! but I sure don't know why the **** he tried it. :# :cuss:

No idea what you gain by stealing there....none

ROFL

The trade off really sucks:D

Dumb****ery. You stupid ****ing dickhole. Get the **** off the field. Shit for brains cocksucking asshole. **** off.

Guess they never taught Aoki the golden rule in Japan.

Never steal 3rd with 2 outs. I don't give a shit if you're safe or even if you manage to score in a bad throw. You don't do it, period.

WTF?ROFL

What a dumbass.

I nominate this for post of the year.

Thats on Aoki. There's no way we called for a steal. If you are going to send him, which you shouldn't with 2 outs, then may as well double steal.

SEND HIM BACK TO HIROSHIMA

The Royals better figure out this Rockies pitcher soon. No way the Rockies end this game with 1 run.

F'ing Salvy Perez was at the plate too

Aoki is the dumbest player on the team.

Of course

CRAP. SHields gives up the gopher ball

Hurrrrrrr

That was only a matter of time. JFC, nice hanging curve.....

You don't say....arenado...more like tarenado

:facepalm: Things ain't looking good for us tonight. Detroit came back to take the lead, we can't get out of our own way, Shields throwing batting practice

I'd say the Royals thought the Rockies were bad enough they could just throw their gloves and hats out on the field.

Shields isn't pitching bad. This is just a hellish park for pitchers. He's doing decently imo. The hitters gotta figure out wtf they're doing tonight.

We are in the most hitter friendly park in the world, facing a reerun pitcher, and we have stung them for 4 hits and a gift run from Belly. The f!

Yep, the hitters probably penciled this in as a beat-down. Total idiots. Have they seen their offensive statistics? They need to come out to the ballpark trying to shut up their critics, not get their egos inflated.....AGAIN!

Don't start getting all Royals on us noe.

6th inning
 

Top 6th

Perez grounds out to first 3-1
Butler doubles to right
Gordon strikes out (looking)
Cain grounds out to shortstop

0 runs, 1 hit

Bottom 6th

LeMahieu grounds out to pitcher
Matzek strikes out (swinging)
Blackmon flies out to center

0 runs, 0 hits

:spock:

Get a grip. I bet they were not thinking this, at all.

Man, we are just up there swinging to swing

The hell with Shields. How bout we score more than one run off Joe Palooka.

BELLY DOUBLES

billay

Go yard!

Stay away from the ****ing curve ball Alex!!

This. They are making this guy look like Kershaw out there. Considering how awful the Colorado pitching staff is we should not be struggling to score like this.

Gordon will whiff for a K on a breaking ball

he loves swinging and missing that down and away. drives me insane.

That wasn't a strike but you have to swing

Christ, outside 2 inches

You can't look at that one! Yeah, a ball, but not by much...

Gordon is an idiot against lefties these days. He used to be THE man vs lefties.

They should be POUNDING this sorry sack of shit pitcher. **** off Gordon.

I bet we're gonna have to send Billy home again here

Cain knew he should have rocked that

Jesus ****ing christ. **** this is ridiculous.. this clown is OWNING this offense.. god damn.

Rays tied it up....

Fudgepucker, the bats are quiet, not stringing the hits together!

This is so ****ing ****ed up. Are we TRYING to pound the ****ing ball into the ground? This ballpark BEGS u to put the ball in the air. JFC......

C'mon! I'm gonna go so depressed of they drop this to this putz team.

Scary when Butler seems to be the player giving the most effort out there tonight.

What are the Royals doing in this game? Bunch of tards today?

Yeah, your spot on.........Not! Try again. That was a good pitch, Alex was guessing fastball and got the big curve.

Kay

So explain this lovely performance against a random JAG with a 5+ ERA in the best hitters park in baseball. I'd love to hear that one.

Ughhhh.

Apparently the offense is taking the night off ?


Hey, Dale, can you remind these guys they're in f**king Colorado! I'm pretty sure you get three runs just for showing up to the park . . . .

and going back for 2nds, so far.

It's like we are granting a Make A Wish for Matzek. Is he dying of cock cancer or something?

He got owned hard.

Off night at the plate, flew in late last night.....usual travel stuff.


Maybe they are high from the pot?

:drool:

Oh, man that's good stuff.

OK, it's Denver, score some runs...

You are the one saying that these professional baseball players came strolling in here, no respect for the opposition, thinking they could easily bash their brains in.

The Royals aren't exactly known for cockiness and arrogance.

Yep, he was guessing wrong all the way.

Last year he batted .306 vs Lefties. This year he's under .260 So shh.

This is the Royals offense I remember!

With how they're hitting, it certainly isn't a contact high.

Let's score 2 and end this bitch

Moose in vs a leftie. Stupid.

Okay get moose the **** out of there lol. Jesus Christ Yost, put Colon in!