Oh wow, I thought this whole thing was a joke. If I knew he was actually gay I might have asked some real questions.

So are there actually as many gay people as we are told. I hear stats thrown out like "1 in 10 are gay." I don't really believe that, but you are closer to the situation than I am. Is that a realistic number?

That actually all makes more sense to me than the tape measure method. You would figure that some would be more alpha male / dominate, while others might be more beta and/or effeminate. Or, at least I'm assuming that guys that act effeminate are typically going to bottom...?

I mean, it sort of works that way with male/female relationships too. Alpha males versus "nicer guy" guys who end up with "stronger personality" (bitchy, or domineering, however you want to describe it) women. I mean, the plumbing stays the same, but the power in the relationship is going to follow those personalities to some degree.

Seems like the opportunity hasn't passed you by.

DC came out of the closet many, many years ago now. LONG before it was trendy or whatever to do so (dunno if it's trendy now, but certainly it is EASIER now than it was when he came out).

Hell, is it even called coming out of hte closet anymore, or is there some new PC phrase I should be using?

How many, if there are any, men or women you personally know are actually closeted? Or any that you think are gay / lesbian but haven't come out?

How do you know your gay if you've never tried it?

That's not a bad question, but let me take it a step further, as it's sort of an interesting socio-economic thing:


Has it come to your attention that there are "types" of people who are more likely to stay in teh closet, whether it's people of a certain ethnicity (I remember hearing that it's very difficult from black men to come out), or either high income earners, or perhaps blue collar workers?

Maybe it's cool for Dave the Doctor to come out, but Joe the Plumber? Fuhgettaboutit!

How do you know if you're straight if you've never tried a certain something?

I thought this was a parody thread of Ask a Black Guy Anything.

Yeah, I did too until I read Asterix's post.

Ask a gay guy anything - OFFICIAL THREAD
 

It kind of is, but with the spin that DC is actually gay and can answer some questions.

I thought about a true parody thread, Ask a fat guy anything.

That's cuz you're a n00b. :p

Cuz guys don't turn me on.

Beat me to it.

Oh I'm new at being fat. Somehow when I turned 40 and a year and a half later I've gained over 50 lbs and now I'm fat. But I can still see my penis when I take a shower. Cuz 13" is hard to miss .

Is there any extra prep work before a night where you know you are taking it?




Asking for my wife...


And she wants me to make sure and let everyone know she's never actually had an issue but would like to just not have to worry about it ROFL

DC is a good guy and props to him for admitting this stuff but damn! There is some graphic sit in here I did not need to know. And I've only read two pages. How you can have that shit in your head as part of your daily life is just. ..whoa.

Human sexuality is a spectrum with a majority of the population falling on the straight half of the spectrum but not on the 100% always straight pole. It is hard to really tell though as culture is a very large factor. Ancient Greece and Rome would have more gay people to us as it was more culturally accepted, though most of those gay persons would also have wives and children.

OK, so this reminds me of a really old joke. A fat guy is getting out of the shower at the YMCA. Another guy says "Goddamn, man...when's the last time you saw your dick?"

"Long time" the fat guy says.

First guy says "Well, why don't you diet?"

Fat guy says "Why? What color is it now?"

For some bizarre reason, this reminded me of a fascinating study involving monkeys. Researchers gave monkeys "money" (a metal token similar to a coin) and taught the monkeys they could use the tokens to buy food. They had different foods with different "costs" (in tokens) and wanted to see how the monkeys behaved in different situations. They got a daily allotment of tokens. Would they save them? Carry them over from one day to the next?

They then introduced gambling to see how they would react and what they would do. They also created different situations to see how they would react and what they would do.

And the thing I really remember -- it wasn't long after they introduced "money" that a male monkey "paid" a female monkey a token to give it up. Thus, monkey prostitution was created.

ROFL :shake:

hippee sammys?

ahh, the patriot way. coins and monkeys.

You should go to Texas sometime. Down there, the gay guys do the Texas Two Step in the gay bars. I don't know enough about the TTS to know if anyone leads though.

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Ever had a hobo pack dinny?

Yes. Typically don't eat at least 4 hours before and make sure to completely wash a couple hours in advance.

I think it's a fair assessment. I have been in small groups of 10-15 people where I'm the only homo. But in larger groups I find there is at least one other. That's not to say there aren't curious or bisexuals in the mix but as far as only home I think the numbers are right.

I assume everyone I meet in Hollywood/Los Angeles is gay, which is something I learned more than 23 years ago, after inadvertently and innocently (and I checked beforehand) embarrassing myself. I'm still embarrassed.

"Overtly" gay men and women (for lack of a better word) aren't an issue but IME, I've known plenty of gay men throughout the years that I wouldn't have identified as gay having met and had conversations with, sometimes at great length.

I would say the ratio, in our circle, is closer to 3/4 in 10, not one in 10.

Why would a gay guy learn to play guitar?

Learning to play guitar is very hard, but not as hard as chasing women. If you can play guitar, you will have to run from women and won't have any time to chase them. Or maybe things have changed since I've paid attention to that sort of thing.

It seems like a whole lot of work for nothing if you don't want women chasing all over you.

I wish everybody could play guitar. The whole world would be just one big getting together, counting it off and come out playin' place.

Dinny

She has the washing part down.

Congrats

How do y'all know? Is there a secret handshake? Do you wiggle your ears at each other when nobody's looking?

Drag your thumb across some guy's ass to see if he won't mind too terribly?

Dinny

Yeah THAT would have been a dealbreaker

Is it obvious to everyone that all of the Denver Broncos are power bottoms?


Did you choose to be a police,an because of your favorite village people?

Power bottoms.

ROFLROFL

I always thought power ****ing should be an Olympic sport/event.

"I don't know, Verne. The East German power ****ing team looks like they're all men"

Dinny

It's subtle things, being well kept (eyebrows, facial hair, dress) wandering eyes - fitness - most straight guys let them selves go - homos tend to watch their bodies

Yeah the whole country dance thing is just beyond me

Ehhh... I do all of those things (except wandering eyes to dudes) and I am unhomo...

Well even spaghetti is straight until you warm it up :D

ROFL, OH shit!!!!

LMAO

eewwww.

LMAO

This, mother****ers, is how you win the Internet. ROFL

Scare ya off?😬

And make sure no spicy food 24 hours before.

I learned that the hard way dating latino chicks...:eek:

A single friend just had track lighting installed in his living room. Is he gay?

Also: I like jeeps, softball and confused straight girls on the rebound from a bad relationship. Am I a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

No.

You're an alpha male hunter who knows how to point out the slowest gazelle...

LMAO
You're my new favorite poster.

I was going to say member, but we all know that title belongs to Buehler.

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Speaking of...does it annoy you when overhear people talking (or people talk to you without knowing your sexuality) and they say stuff like "That's so ****ing gay!"?

hahaha no, I just forgot about this thread until you bumped it

May have already been posted: how many women have you ****ed?

LMAO that does indeed sound like sage advice.

Nah. The only thing that really bothers me is the word f****t


That will make my blood boil real fast.

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Track lighting... Slap yourself.

As evidenced in the hot teacher thread, a substantial fraction of guys are kind of fine with a female teacher and a male teenage student getting together to bump their nasty bits, the teenage male libido being what it is.

What do you suspect might be the reaction if news broke of a hot male teacher sampling a gay male student?

Bro, do you even Catholic?...

Wait a minute. I thought I was asking the gay du ...

Oh.

How do you feel about how television portrays gay relationships and situations?

Not long ago History Channel Rama series called "Harvest". I was damn excited. I thought there is no way they can screw up following harvest crews around and maybe just maybe they can educate the public on production ag.

It was horrible. I wanted to punch everyone in the face.

You don't need to be gay to know about pervy priests...

If the kids are young enough for the priest to be a perv, that's not really a gay thing. Y'know?

Straight pedo's molest under age kids of the opposite sex.
Gay pedo's molest underage kids of the same sex.

So, yeah, it can be a gay thing.

I mean, I see where you're coming from, but for me, when the target is of a particularly vulnerable age, I just kind of lump them all into a freaky predator kind of category that is only distantly related to normal sexual orientation. And I do include homosexuality in the normal category.

Oh, I don't think it matters one way or the other.

You should kill them both with fire...

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So the Prince thread has me curious - any truth to the myth that different foods make your spunk taste different?

So should I be eating pineapple popsicles or not? Should I steer clear of nicotine?

This thread has AIDS...

Eat citrus fruits. Told by a friend.

My ex girlfriend said yes. Eat real pineapples with cinnamon once a day.

Not in Boston. Fitness here is a universal craze.

(insert "obviously everyone in Boston is gay" joke).

Though not, I would note, eyebrows or clothes...

my girlfriends have said yes, definitely.

What's the correct way to position my two banks of 4-bulb track lights in my apartment?

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If they don't look like this - rip them out and replace

Yeah it's kinda a package deal - although there is a new "breed" of homos that identify as "rugged" and are less "well kept"

Absofreakingloutly - what you eat directly effects the flavor of your man juice. If you really want her to to let you strategically deliver a protein shot then do yourself a favor and eat more natural sugars and less processed

Why are you always up so late?

I have a weird sleeping pattern :thumb:

Is it gay to say, "if I were gay, I'd like to put my cannoli on your dessert tray"?

Asking for myself