Prayers sent. Wow, WOW!

Gymnasts have such sweet asses.


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That crazy Ruskie is 5'3". That is getting closer to a reasonable height.

Are all of them of age that I can look at them without a visit from Chris Hansen?

That 41 yr old gymnast is calling your name:D

LOL. As much as I'd like to think I wouldn't, I'd probably throw one in her. As long as I can wear her medals doing it.

Man, the Russian chicks are hot. Hopefully they're all of age.

Man that chick from Romania is a smokeshow. Eastern Europe is bringing the talent.

It's so weird watching sports like gymnastics where the only thing I know is "Don't fall, don't hop on your landing, and don't wobble."

I'm completely dependent upon the announcers.

I also feel horrible for the competitors because the sample size is ridiculously small. From that perspective, it's a terrible judge of how good someone actually is.

This US gymnastics team is awesome. What wonderful kids. Wow, just WOW!!!

Yeah. Same with diving. It would drive me batty to win by judging.

ROFL

http://i.imgur.com/HPbebuO.gif

A lot of nonsense events like table tennis and Judo (ok fine, Judo is cool) are going on now. We'll get our medals this week in the pool and next week in the stadium.

I would be willing to bet that this is going to be one of the lesser hauls for the American swimming team.

So, apparently Michael Phelps has either taken up cupping or he has Kaposi's Sarcoma.

Conner Dwyer just placed first, Phelps up. At least I thought so.

man that Simone Biles has a shitload of muscles. She'd pull a Billy Jack upside your head.

rowdy gains taking it to the Russian lady swimmer. Saying she should have been banned.

I think the most obvious doper of the ones who haven't yet bet caught is Hosszu, who suddenly became a completely dominant swimmer in her late 20s after her husband became her coach, and is now swimming more events than ever.

So Russian athletes who cheat are allowed to compete and the Lebanese team who disgustingly violates the Olympic spirit receives no consequence.

The IOC needs an enema.

She failed 2 different tests apparently. Yeah... Can't say I disagree.

The IOC's compass is completely ****ed up

I've been watching tennis. Great match between Djokovic and Del Potro. Djokovic might be the best player in the world but Del Potro has been taking it to him. Playing with him every step of the way.

I can't imagine the anxiety these guys must feel waiting to get out on the blocks.

ROFL Would he have gotten HIV from needle sharing to inject the testosterone?

ledecky going off

I don't think I've seen someone win that far ahead.

Her feet were ahead of world record time.

That vicious ass-whipping is the first gold for the US in the water.

5 seconds ahead

OMG

It blows my mind when someone can break a world record like that. Just completely blows away what any person has ever done before.

Dam, she killed it.

JFC, she's not even out of ****ing breath. What a freak

That was great to watch. Smoked that record. USA USA USA

Thats some serious level BS. They IOC should have got that Lebanese team off the bus and told them to walk then and sent them home later.

Your at the Olympics you are going to be in the same building as Jews. Get over it.

I feel sorry for the guy swimming in Lane 4. The water is probably still boiling from Ledecky's run.

Yes sir. IOC is one funny beast.

That's the whole thing the Olympics is about.

She's a freak show. I've had my ass beat in plenty of races, but it would be goddamned miserable to make it to the highest stage and get thoroughly obliterated like that. Not even competitive.

Ledecky owns 11 world records, that's insane.

The girl from Canada here is a Mizzou alum. If recent patterns for the University hold, she'll probably drown.

OK, I looked up "cupping" (the red circles on these swimmers) and WOW!!!

Kinda **** THAT!!

http://collegespun.com/news/michael-...-back-olympics

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/C...41BUMNtVll.jpg

http://robvenaacupuncture.files.word.../cupping-2.jpg

http://www.imrmassage.com/wp-content...re-cupping.jpg

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/C...UfAmB-Vf-l.jpg

LMAO

It must be pretty cool to not only be the best in the world but light years faster than the other athletes who are the best in the world in your athletic field.

Last I saw before the race tonight was that she was -5000 to win.

Whitesnake in a Walmart commercial!!!!

cupping


pass

Russia just got the shit booed out of them. Doesn't take any tainted medals away, though.

I figured it was something more complicated than that.

Jesus ****, Phelps is just a God.

What a turn by Phelps. Just blew the field away over the last 50 meters.

usa gold!!

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always the best on the turn

how far he pushed under water on that turn...freaky

That ain't no shit. Dude's still got it. I figured he'd be washed up.

He won a bunch of golds in London basically hungover the whole time

that girl is 4'5"

The 4 x 100 is one of the best Olympic Events to watch. Just. Awesome!

That reminded me of Carl Lewis running the anchor leg for the 4x100 team in '92. He may not be as good as he once was, but he still has that extra gear for when it is needed most.

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jade barbosa's ass jiggles like steel jello...

ouch

some girl just about knocked herself out trying a flip

I know it's devastating to them, but is that shit not funny to see?

you train your whole life for the olympics, and end up a gif

That girl has balls big enough to cum in a dump truck.

So far so good...

Medal standings

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</td><td>Country</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
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</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/sport...-silver_2x.png</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/sport...-bronze_2x.png</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell">https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/sport...l-total_2x.png</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/012nfc7z" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="United States Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCL4EKAA" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly_mbt__hltd-medal-row oly-font-mdm-nrml-s14-h16 oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>1
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United States
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">3</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">5</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">4</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">12</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/011smmy2" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="China Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCL8EKAE" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>2
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China
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">3</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">3</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">8</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/011q23h4" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="Australia Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCMAEKAI" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>3
https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/media...mq7Q_48x48.png
Australia
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">3</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">0</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">3</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">6</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/011sqcg2" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="Italy Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCMEEKAM" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>4
https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/media...q5Zg_48x48.png
Italy
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">3</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">7</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/012n8ghm" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="South Korea Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCMIEKAQ" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>5
https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/media...S3Lw_48x48.png
South Korea
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">1</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">5</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/011snh71" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="Hungary Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCMMEKAU" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>6
https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/media...NcIg_48x48.png
Hungary
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">0</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">0</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/011stnv9" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="Russia Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCMQEKAY" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>7
https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/media...BWtA_48x48.png
Russia
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">1</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">5</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/g/11c44dw0hn" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="Great Britain Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCMUEKAc" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>8
https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/media...UoEw_48x48.png
Great Britain
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">1</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">1</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">0</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/011srstz" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="Sweden Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCMYEKAg" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>8
https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/media...9Trw_48x48.png
Sweden
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">1</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">1</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">0</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">2</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr><tr style="cursor: pointer;" data-emid="/m/011vl53j" data-etype="3" data-femid="" data-omt="16" data-orgn="2" data-phmid="" data-tid="o" data-ttl="Japan Rio 2016" data-utmid="" data-ved="0ahUKEwjp28yz8LDOAhXIx4MKHWXFC-cQprYBCMcEKAk" class="oly_mbt__medal-row oly-drk-txt oly-font-rglr-nrml-s14-h16 oly_mbt__not-first-mdl-rw oly-click g_x"><td class="oly_mbt__left-margin-cell">
</td><td>10
https://ssl.gstatic.com/onebox/media...iP3A_48x48.png
Japan
</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">1</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">0</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__medal-cell">6</td><td class="oly_mbt__before-mdls-cell">
</td><td class="oly_mbt__total-cell oly-medium-font">7</td><td class="oly_mbt__right-margin-cell">
</td></tr></tbody></table>

Douglas a little off on the dismount. But very good.

the tension

this should have been on two hours ago

holy cow hernandez

Why the hell are they tape delaying all this?

wow

gymnasts hug weirdly

us ahead by 10 points...which is like winning a basketball game 120-50, i think

ROFL

What happened to China in gymnastics? Did they start checking birth certificates or something?

Roughly yeah.

I'll admid I was rooting for Aly Raisman, the announcers were so blatantly rooting for Douglas, I had to cheer for the underdog.

I think they killed all the good ones when the didn't win in some damn competition somewhere.

gabby douglas finishes 3rd overall but is out because only 2 per country advance...rough

Goddamn, that would piss me right the **** off. Get third overall, can't compete.