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Hammock Parties 03-30-2023 09:30 AM

**** yeah. Filthy bitch!!

AdolfOliverBush 03-30-2023 10:08 AM

There's no way this movie won't be horrible.

Hammock Parties 03-30-2023 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush (Post 16882056)
There's no way this movie won't be horrible.

Coming from a miserable prick who thinks everything is horrible? Who cares. ROFL

AdolfOliverBush 03-31-2023 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16882064)
Coming from a miserable prick who thinks everything is horrible? Who cares. ROFL

Doesn't matter, just the idea of the movie is garbage, and the finished product will be even worse.

"Indiana Jones and the Bedpan of Mystery"

BWillie 04-01-2023 08:24 PM

When is National Treasure 4?

MarkDavis'Haircut 04-03-2023 03:50 AM

Dang, this movie might be good if Adolf thinks it will blow. He is always wrong.

MarkDavis'Haircut 04-03-2023 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 16879723)
This is rumor, but I think it's worth posting here, because multiple people are citing different sources. I'll post the two videos as links so that they don't take up too much space here, and then I'll end it with a link to a written take on things. The first video leads up to it, and covers IJ5, and the second video goes from there. If you don't care about the rumor, just move on:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onVMBFSJSRA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-sy1fQ-poM

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=403765

Too little, too late.

Hammock Parties 04-07-2023 08:36 AM

This looks GREAT.

<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/O4PCCpNJ130" title="Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny - Official Trailer 2 (2023) | Star Wars Celebration 2023" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hammock Parties 04-07-2023 09:11 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DialofDestiny?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#DialofDestiny</a><br>How good to see you back, Dr. Jones... <a href="https://t.co/oiPlDIchij">pic.twitter.com/oiPlDIchij</a></p>&mdash; The Indiana Jones Picture Gallery Project (@Barnett_College) <a href="https://twitter.com/Barnett_College/status/1644342244994940929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Hammock Parties 04-07-2023 09:16 AM

oh yes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtHHfAMX...pg&name=medium

007 04-07-2023 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16885834)
When is National Treasure 4?


Still waiting for 3

Hammock Parties 04-07-2023 02:08 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">James Mangold says they did not use ‘The Volume’ and only filmed on-location while making ‘INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY.’<br><br>“We did real shit.” <a href="https://t.co/uxq2q2JGhI">pic.twitter.com/uxq2q2JGhI</a></p>&mdash; Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) <a href="https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1644332825699549185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

MarkDavis'Haircut 04-07-2023 02:36 PM

I can already tell that the goddaughter will be more annoying than Mutt.

Hammock Parties 04-07-2023 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 16894011)
I can already tell that the goddaughter will be more annoying than Mutt.

the capitalism comment does not sit well with me

YOU'RE ****ING DISNEY

MarkDavis'Haircut 04-07-2023 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16894220)
the capitalism comment does not sit well with me

YOU'RE ****ING DISNEY

You expected something different?

Just wait. That goddaughter will be the next Indy.

Hammock Parties 04-07-2023 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 16894454)
You expected something different?

Just wait. That goddaughter will be the next Indy.

This was already debunked by Mangold.

Just Passin' By 04-07-2023 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 16894454)
You expected something different?

Just wait. That goddaughter will be the next Indy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16894460)
This was already debunked by Mangold.



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We have yet to get a trailer for November’s The Marvels, but that doesn’t mean its lead hasn’t offered us any news. Our trusted and proven sources tell us Brie Larson is starring in and producing the upcoming feature The Treasure Hunters for Disney. We don’t know the name of Larson’s character, but she’s described as a “modern-day Indiana Jones.

We’re told that like the pulp-inspired hero that Harrison Ford originated in 1981’s Raiders of the Lost Ark, in The Treasure Hunters, Brie Larson’s hero will hunt “ancient artifacts and hidden treasures.” While Indiana Jones has provided much of the inspiration for the role, we don’t know how similar Larson’s hero’s motivations will be to those of the famous Nazi-puncher. Will she be in it for the “fortune and glory” or will she simply be adamant that every relic she finds “belongs in a museum?”...
Exclusive: Brie Larson Starring In The Treasure Hunters For Disney, A Spin On Indiana Jones

Hammock Parties 04-07-2023 08:16 PM

....and? Sounds like someone had a shitty idea and moved it to another franchise LMAO

Hammock Parties 04-07-2023 08:36 PM

fix your shit mouse

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...iQ&oe=6434DF9C

MarkDavis'Haircut 04-08-2023 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 16894509)

Sounds terrible.

Hammock Parties 04-08-2023 09:36 AM

2 hr 20 min runtime

Hammock Parties 04-09-2023 10:38 AM

<iframe width="504" height="284" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6rBfv0nZ34o" title="Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Mads Mikkelsen, and James Mangold | Star Wars Celebration LIVE! 2023" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hammock Parties 04-09-2023 11:02 AM

Shoots in Sicily, Morocco, Glasgow

Sounding promising.

Hammock Parties 04-09-2023 11:05 AM

"We never directed on the volume. We did real shit."

Hammock Parties 04-09-2023 11:31 AM

John Williams wrote 2 hours of music. Damn.

Hammock Parties 04-09-2023 11:42 AM

wow 6 minutes of the movie were shown at celebration LMAO

there's about 10 seconds of it here...just reading the comments, people like it

<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9Jq8nzLck9I" title="LEAKED SCENE from Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny - Where To Watch!" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hammock Parties 04-24-2023 01:23 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FufBfRPX...jpg&name=large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FufBfReW...name=4096x4096

Hammock Parties 04-26-2023 03:25 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DialofDestiny?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#DialofDestiny</a> <br>‘Damn! I Thought I Only Knew How to Make One of These’<br>Steven Spielberg praises <a href="https://twitter.com/mang0ld?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mang0ld</a> &#39;s direction. <a href="https://t.co/spFgIHlROk">pic.twitter.com/spFgIHlROk</a></p>&mdash; The Indiana Jones Picture Gallery Project (@Barnett_College) <a href="https://twitter.com/Barnett_College/status/1651328140331868160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 26, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

MarkDavis'Haircut 04-28-2023 09:07 PM

Spielberg thought Crystal Skull was a good movie.

Tribal Warfare 04-28-2023 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 16924992)
Spielberg thought Crystal Skull was a good movie.


He threw Lucas under the bus and said there were creative differences which caused a jumbled movie. Lucas wanted to add thescifi element

Bowser 04-29-2023 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16925079)
He threw Lucas under the bus and said there were creative differences which caused a jumbled movie. Lucas wanted to add thescifi element

I just want to know which dispshit thought Indy could survive a nuclear explosion in an old refrigerator while being thrown a few miles in it after the blast.

BigRedChief 05-16-2023 07:24 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Adventure has a new home. The first four <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a> movies arrive May 31 on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DisneyPlus?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#DisneyPlus</a>. <a href="https://t.co/bmgQ5zQGs7">pic.twitter.com/bmgQ5zQGs7</a></p>&mdash; Disney+ (@DisneyPlus) <a href="https://twitter.com/DisneyPlus/status/1658587667439951874?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Tribal Warfare 05-16-2023 07:47 PM

This film must tank at the Box Office for Kathleen Kennedy to be ousted out of power so she wouldn't be able to **** with the Star Wars IP anymore.

Sassy Squatch 05-16-2023 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16947521)
This film must tank at the Box Office for Kathleen Kennedy to be ousted out of power so she wouldn't be able to **** with the Star Wars IP anymore.

Wut? After the abomination that is the sequel trilogy they can't make up their mind?

TFA: 2.066 billion.
TROS: 1.074 billion.

She tanked it by ****ing HALF. Was that not ****ing enough?!?

BigRichard 05-17-2023 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16947521)
This film must tank at the Box Office for Kathleen Kennedy to be ousted out of power so she wouldn't be able to **** with the Star Wars IP anymore.

That dumb twat should have been fired a long time ago. I figure at this point she would have to come out against Trans and Gays before they would let her go.

Hammock Parties 05-18-2023 10:05 AM

damn a whole nother month

none of you better post spoilers

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It&#39;s time for one last adventure. ��<br><br>Tickets go on sale Monday for <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a> and the Dial of Destiny, only in theaters June 30. <a href="https://t.co/PqhdmcPoib">pic.twitter.com/PqhdmcPoib</a></p>&mdash; Indiana Jones (@IndianaJones) <a href="https://twitter.com/IndianaJones/status/1659227684839493632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Hammock Parties 05-18-2023 10:33 PM

I ****ING TOLD YOU

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a> And The Dial Of Destiny Gets Five-Minute Standing Ovation In Cannes, Leaves Harrison Ford And James Mangold Emotional <a href="https://t.co/oQykFf4Gzl">https://t.co/oQykFf4Gzl</a></p>&mdash; Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) <a href="https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1659297047101739008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Short time to post.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a>: and the Dial of Destiny was Good, fun and really a indiana Jones Movie. Fans will love it.<br><br>Rules are rules, I&#39;m not allowed to post more about it. Next Premiere it is then. <a href="https://t.co/J6JMlj6JUI">pic.twitter.com/J6JMlj6JUI</a></p>&mdash; Kenny @Disney+ (@iKenny_J) <a href="https://twitter.com/iKenny_J/status/1659301013344403456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Redemption! James Mangold redeems <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a> with <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DialOfDestiny?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#DialOfDestiny</a>. A farewell to one of the greatest movie characters in cinema history. Action, laughs, charm...just everything that makes him great. Thanks Harrison Ford (and Phoebe Waller Bridge) for the ride. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cannes2023?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Cannes2023</a> <a href="https://t.co/oVKKSiVCFW">pic.twitter.com/oVKKSiVCFW</a></p>&mdash; Clayton Davis (@ByClaytonDavis) <a href="https://twitter.com/ByClaytonDavis/status/1659292888717488141?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Hammock Parties 05-18-2023 10:52 PM

John Nugent of Empire gave it the exact same score he gave The Batman (4/5 stars).

Hammock Parties 05-18-2023 10:54 PM

...

Quote:

But then it reaches its final act, and suddenly all bets are off. The script hints at something wild from the off, but you’re never quite sure it’s going to go that wild. Believe us when we say: it goes that wild. It is a true swing for the fences. Dial Of Destiny has the kind of final showdown that almost makes the finale of Crystal Skull feel subtle.

Does it work, though — in a way that Crystal Skull’s climax didn’t? Sort of! It depends if you are willing to go with it. This is a series that has always gestured towards fantasy. It was conceived by Spielberg and Lucas as a homage to their beloved 1940s serials, cinema as pulp, and this bold-as-brass ending fits comfortably into that tradition.

Importantly, it feels true to Indy as a character. In the end, it seems to suggest, it wasn’t about fortune and glory at all, but finding your own little corner of history. And Indy, one way or another, has found it.

Tribal Warfare 05-18-2023 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16950392)
I ****ING TOLD YOU

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a> And The Dial Of Destiny Gets Five-Minute Standing Ovation In Cannes, Leaves Harrison Ford And James Mangold Emotional <a href="https://t.co/oQykFf4Gzl">https://t.co/oQykFf4Gzl</a></p>&mdash; Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) <a href="https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1659297047101739008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Short time to post.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a>: and the Dial of Destiny was Good, fun and really a indiana Jones Movie. Fans will love it.<br><br>Rules are rules, I&#39;m not allowed to post more about it. Next Premiere it is then. <a href="https://t.co/J6JMlj6JUI">pic.twitter.com/J6JMlj6JUI</a></p>&mdash; Kenny @Disney+ (@iKenny_J) <a href="https://twitter.com/iKenny_J/status/1659301013344403456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Redemption! James Mangold redeems <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IndianaJones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IndianaJones</a> with <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DialOfDestiny?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#DialOfDestiny</a>. A farewell to one of the greatest movie characters in cinema history. Action, laughs, charm...just everything that makes him great. Thanks Harrison Ford (and Phoebe Waller Bridge) for the ride. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cannes2023?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Cannes2023</a> <a href="https://t.co/oVKKSiVCFW">pic.twitter.com/oVKKSiVCFW</a></p>&mdash; Clayton Davis (@ByClaytonDavis) <a href="https://twitter.com/ByClaytonDavis/status/1659292888717488141?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


Disney shills, it's been pushed back many times because of reshoots


We got to sacrifice Indy if you want to save Star Wars being defiled by Kathleen Kennedy

BigRock 05-19-2023 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16949375)
damn a whole nother month

none of you better post spoilers

I'd read them so you don't harm yourself in the theater when seeing it.

Tribal Warfare 05-19-2023 03:19 AM

<a href="https://ibb.co/T0BJzdy"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/qgMhbV6/20230519-041412.jpg" alt="20230519-041412" border="0"></a>

BigBeauford 05-19-2023 07:31 AM

Wtf....James Mangold missed? Reeks of corporate interference.

Hammock Parties 05-19-2023 07:57 AM

8 reviews don't mean shit

Tribal Warfare 05-19-2023 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16950627)
8 reviews don't mean shit

You want more ****ed up Kathleen Kennedy befouled Star Wars narratives, since you said the whole thing was "ham fisted". Indy has to fail, for Star Wars to be salvaged

Hammock Parties 05-19-2023 08:14 AM

star wars has been salvaged

Tribal Warfare 05-19-2023 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16950650)
star wars has been salvaged

There's going to be another Rey Trilogy and it's rumored it'll be about her teaching her children named Luke and Leia. The movie concept was introduced by Kennedy herself at "The Star Wars Celebration" with Daisy Ridley by Kathleen's side.

Luke being a darkside user and Leia being a Lightside user

Gravedigger 05-19-2023 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16950687)
There's going to be another Rey Trilogy and it's rumored it'll be about her teaching her children named Luke and Leia. The movie concept was introduced by Kennedy herself at "The Star Wars Celebration" with Daisy Ridley by Kathleen's side.

Luke being a darkside user and Leia being a Lightside user

They should flip those and have the daughter be the dark side user. Too many angsty angry boys in this franchise, need to flip the script imo.

BigRichard 05-19-2023 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16950650)
star wars has been salvaged

LMAO

Tribal Warfare 05-19-2023 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravedigger (Post 16950763)
They should flip those and have the daughter be the dark side user. Too many angsty angry boys in this franchise, need to flip the script imo.

It's Kathleen Kennedy, of course the guy is the evil villain and the girl is the good heroine because of THE MESSAGE!

Hammock Parties 05-19-2023 09:59 AM

<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/T9tYZBLX2lA" title="Steven Spielberg pulls a practical joke on Harrison Ford during filming of The temple of doom" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Barbra Streisand: "This is for Guns of Navarone!"
Barbra Streisand: "Guns of Navarone? No..."
Harrison Ford: "For Force Ten..."
Barbra Streisand: "For Force Ten!" (Ed. note: She mean FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE not GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.)
Barbra Streisand: "This is for Hanover Street!"
Barbra Streisand: "This is for all the money you’re going to make on Return of the Jedi!"
Harrison Ford: "Who's that?"
Carrie Fisher: "Someone who needs you!"
Irvin Kershner: "What the hell is the matter with you? Steve! Come on! I don't believe one word you're saying. Now come on, do it again."
Barbra Streisand: "Give me a reason!"
Harrison Ford: "It's the dialogue!"
Carrie Fisher: "Can I change lines?"
Irvin Kershner: "Listen."
Carrie Fisher: "Yeah?"
Irvin Kershner: "I want you to believe what you are doing!"
Carrie Fisher: "Okay."
Irvin Kershner: "You call that shouting? You call that pain?"
Harrison Ford: "Steven…"
Irvin Kershner: "Steve, how can you let him do this? Come on!"
Harrison Ford: "Okay ready... ready."
Carrie Fisher: "I'll be good, I promise."
Irvin Kershner: "Do it again!"
Harrison Ford: "Really hit me! Really hit me this time!"
Barbra Streisand: "Okay."
Harrison Ford: "Don't do it with such... really hit me!"
Barbra Streisand: "I feel like a bundle of sticks..."
holy shit

Sure-Oz 05-19-2023 05:57 PM

50% on 26 reviews so far.

Sassy Squatch 05-19-2023 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16950687)
There's going to be another Rey Trilogy and it's rumored it'll be about her teaching her children named Luke and Leia. The movie concept was introduced by Kennedy herself at "The Star Wars Celebration" with Daisy Ridley by Kathleen's side.

Luke being a darkside user and Leia being a Lightside user

https://media.tenor.com/r4E4uOuIJ9wA...-star-wars.gif

I have absolutely nothing against Daisy Ridley and think she did relatively well with the absolute shit show JJ and Kennedy foisted on her, but that character needs to be abandoned. Literally retconned her background twice so she effectively has 3 different backstories depending on what movie you're watching at the time.

Bowser 05-19-2023 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16950687)
There's going to be another Rey Trilogy and it's rumored it'll be about her teaching her children named Luke and Leia. The movie concept was introduced by Kennedy herself at "The Star Wars Celebration" with Daisy Ridley by Kathleen's side.

Luke being a darkside user and Leia being a Lightside user

If true, they'll basically just be ripping off the Jaina and Jacen Solo storyline and making it a thousand times less bearable with Kennedy's harpy feminist influence. Wonderful.

Sassy Squatch 05-19-2023 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 16951538)
If true, they'll basically just be ripping off the Jaina and Jacen Solo storyline and making it a thousand times less bearable with Kennedy's harpy feminist influence. Wonderful.

Oh God. It legit is just them ripping off EU storylines now, isn't it?

Hammock Parties 05-19-2023 06:22 PM

no ****ing way the rey shit becomes a trilogy

they're going to find out fast when the rey movie tanks she can't carry a movie by herself

she's honestly a completely mediocre actor

if they wanted to get people in the theater, turn her evil....i'd watch the **** out of that

Hammock Parties 05-19-2023 06:42 PM

Spielberg loved it.

MarkDavis'Haircut 05-19-2023 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16950416)
John Nugent of Empire gave it the exact same score he gave The Batman (4/5 stars).

The Batman was trash.

Not a good sign.

Hammock Parties 05-19-2023 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 16951567)
The Batman was trash.

Not a good sign.

The Batman was a very well made film.

MarkDavis'Haircut 05-19-2023 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16951568)
The Batman was a very well made film.

It was boring garbage.

Teenage angst the movie.

Hammock Parties 05-19-2023 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 16951574)
It was boring garbage.

Teenage angst the movie.

you are a child

Pepe Silvia 05-19-2023 07:04 PM

Does he still use his whip and smash people in the face?

Sassy Squatch 05-19-2023 07:05 PM

To each their own but I remember the only criticism I had for The Batman is that it was a tad bit bloated. Other than that it was excellent IMO.

Tribal Warfare 05-19-2023 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16951566)
Spielberg loved it.

He's being amicable to Kathleen, his former assistant who married a producer and adjunctly started Amblin with Spielberg.

Hammock Parties 05-19-2023 09:55 PM

shut your filthy mouth this is going to be good

Tribal Warfare 05-19-2023 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16951757)
shut your filthy mouth this is going to be good

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ind...ial_of_destiny

Still at 50%

Mephistopheles Janx 05-19-2023 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16951566)
Spielberg loved it.

I honestly and truthfully hope, for you, that it is the best of the series yet.

BigRichard 05-20-2023 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16951760)

I kind of want it to bomb just because **** Disney and **** Kathleen Kennedy and anything they touch at this point but unless it is audience score I really don't care. Audience scores more often align with my views than the critics scores.

Bowser 05-20-2023 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16951760)

52% now!

It feels like the reviewers that didn't like it were being very nit-picky in their criticisms; none of them HATED it, just didn't like certain elements that in their own mind they couldn't get around. I think there was one guy that said the movie was unnecessary, the rest were all "but if only THIS had happened" kind of takes. So basically, this news does not make me want to skip this movie.

Bowser 05-20-2023 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 16951862)
I kind of want it to bomb just because **** Disney and **** Kathleen Kennedy and anything they touch at this point but unless it is audience score I really don't care. Audience scores more often align with my views than the critics scores.

Yeah, I get this. if it does bomb, I can see her being out with no questions - that would be two legacy can't miss franchises she'd have been involved with that ended up getting dicked up under her watch.

I just want this movie to be better than Crystal Skull and Temple of Doom. At LEAST better than Crystal Skull, and that shouldn't be impossible to ask.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2023 11:21 AM

**** all of you!

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A MacGuffin is meant to be just that, an object that characters chase after in a story. What it is and what it does, doesn’t usually matter. Surprisingly, it does ... and gives the movie its absolutely bonkers, jaw-dropping climax.
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The damn thing is fun. Mangold may not have the young Spielberg’s musical flair for extravagant action choreography (who does?), but he is a tougher, leaner director, using a tighter frame and keeping his camera close.
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... fine fan fiction, employing much of what makes this character so special play out in new ways while very much embracing the past. When it works it's excellent, when it doesn't you still revel in companionship of old friends.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2023 11:23 AM

Nice. Very nice.

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John Williams is nearly as pivotal to the franchise as Harrison Ford and contributes another rambunctious, busy score. There are several new melodies alongside returning favorites and the music has been mixed in at an appreciable level of volume so that it is not drowned by the sound effects.

MarkDavis'Haircut 05-20-2023 11:25 AM

Crystal Skull had the same early glowing reviews.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2023 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 16951968)
Crystal Skull had the same early glowing reviews.

you're full of shit

Hammock Parties 05-20-2023 11:45 AM

We're at 52% now, and we will go NO LOWER.

The elitist sacrosanct ****s at Cannes can **** RIGHT OFF!

MarkDavis'Haircut 05-20-2023 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16951976)
you're full of shit

Go check the thread here on the movie. LMAO

Bowser 05-20-2023 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16951986)
We're at 52% now, and we will go NO LOWER.

The elitist sacrosanct ****s at Cannes can **** RIGHT OFF!

Indy's goddaughter likely didn't get to beat the big bad at the end and be the hero, and that is why they hate it.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2023 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 16952095)
Indy's goddaughter likely didn't get to beat the big bad at the end and be the hero, and that is why they hate it.

these are people who find sallah "problematic" because he's a white guy playing an egyptian

Just Passin' By 05-20-2023 03:19 PM

This thread seems to be developing a BvS/Justice League/Suicide Squad kind of vibe to it.




And that's not a good thing.

Cheater5 05-20-2023 03:28 PM

I read the female lead bashes capitalism in the movie, and it’s infused with woke-ism. Sorry, I’m not buying a crickety old man who now has one dimensional acting abilities playing a swashbuckling adventurer.

This is a sorry-assed money grab made for the hardcore fanbois who will bark like seals from the opening credits all the way through the finale in this CGI- infused mess of a movie, that tries to make a half dead bag of skin look like he’s 40 instead of 80.

Wet. Fart.


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