With the 68th pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select: Jonah Ellis, Edge, Utah

I predict ridicule in your near future.

(See pick 38.)

I'm not even in this thing and knew he was off the board...

SOB! I musta looked over it 3-4 times and still missed it!

Ctrl-F is your friend.

On that point, can someone correct the typo in Austin Booker (Pick 67) to prevent any Ctrl-F misses?

Ok, edited my original post.

Fixed Austin Booker's name just in case somebody ctrl-f's Austin and doesn't see him

Very good college player he's definitely intriguing to me

Duncan sent me his pick already.

The Los Angeles Chargers select Trey Benson, RB, FSU

The New York Giants select Jaylen Wright, RB, Tennessee.

The Arizona Cardinals select Renardo Green, CB, FSU

The New York Jets select Malachi Corley, WR, Western Kentucky.

Detroit selects Mekhi Wingo, DT, LSU

Cardinals draft so far:

1. Marvin Harrison Jr.
1. Darius Robinson
2. Graham Barton
3. Ricky Pearsall
3. Renardo Green

With another 3rd round pick still left to go.

They can really do some damage with all of their draft picks. That's why trading down in the 1st makes zero sense.

They traded down last year to pick up the picks this year.

Exactly, which is why missing out on an elite prospect like Marvin Harrison to trade down and get more picks makes no sense.

They need blue chippers.

Nice! I'm also curious to see if they trade out of that spot or stand put.

Would have liked to have waited here but the board getting picked a bit.

The Atlanta Falcons select DJ James, CB Auburn

God this spot suuuuuuuuucks. Everything dried up in like 10 picks. Horrible spot for the Bears. God awful.

The Chicago Bears shrug their shoulders and select Dadrion Taylor-Demerson, S, Texas Tech

Sneaky good pick IMO.

Damned near took him for the Jets. I more or less flipped a coin. Good pick.

I completely forgot that Chargem sent me his pick earlier. That's my fault.

The Denver Broncos select Spencer Rattler, QB, South Carolina

Now's where it gets tricky. Bit of a risk as I think he's likely a slot only and they have Hobbs, but I'll risk moving the latter out if needs be.

Raiders select Mike Sainristil, CB, Michigan

Hope he's not taken, doing this from my phone so it's hard to check.

Seahawks Select Jeremiah Trotter Jr, LB, Clemson

Paging doctor bundle of sticks... I mean O.city!!!!

Cincinnati runs up to the draft table. There's no one there. Cincinnati runs back to their seat.

O.city has a couple more hours before I make his pick for him.

O.Shitty ruins yet another draft

The Atlanta Falcons select Kamren Kinchens, S, Miami

Galileo returns to the stage.

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"In the spirit of double names," he says, "the Cincin Bengals will select a player with double intitials.

"The Cincinnati Bengals select Patrick Paul, OT, Houston"

"And now, let me tell you about the aye aye, a doubly named endangered animal. It's the world's largest nocturnal primate, and it is known for its long middle finger and large eyes. It is a lemur species native to Madagascar, and is frightening to the superstitions of natives there, who believe that it kills people with its middle finger. Of course, more rational minds see the aye aye as an adorable little critter."

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With his new pet aye aye on his shoulder, Galileo uses mirrors to signal to the Seahawks that they're on the clock.

The offensive tackles this year are swarming as thick as cicadas in a double 21-year cycle.

Really surprised that Paul made it to 80.

Seahawks select Myles Cole, Edge, Texas Tech.

Woah!

Cole must finally be getting attention. I have him on my 'really hope we get in the 7th' list. I hadn't seen him going earlier than the 6th as a general rule.

I like him quite a bit - was hoping most of the league had overlooked him.

The Indianapolis Colts select Max Melton, CB, Rutgers

Long armed fast CB.

Sorry for the couple hours span time here fellas. Ive had this pick ready and on deck since yesterday afternoon too.

the Los Angeles Rams select Theo Johnson, TE, Penn State


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The Pittsburgh Steelers select Sederick Van Pran, OC, Georgia

The Steelers likely go center in rounds 1 or 2, they're desperate, but the board didn't fall quite right for me. I did BPA in round 1, and then the top 3 centers all disappeared before I picked again in the 2nd. I screwed the pooch on that one. Now correcting by drafting one of the last prospects in this years class who might be capable of starting day 1.

Mobile, can someone pm next

Can someone message the next person for me

Done

The Houston Texans select Maason Smith, DT, LSU

Just so you remember, the Eagles traded their 3rd rounder to Pittsurgh for Pickett so you'll need to transfer that pick when it comes up.

Lol

Yeah, isn't it lovely? haha. I get pick 120 instead for a garbage QB. How am I supposed to pretend to fix this shit? :D

I've been so busy with "life" at the moment that it didn't even register Crow. You could have kept quiet and I'd never have been the wiser. That said, now I need this pick! No one touch my guy...

Cowboys select Calen Bullock, Safety, USC

Was starting to think Polk would drop all the way to the Chiefs pick so I could double dip at WR

SNR sent me his picks as he's busy today:

The Green Bay Packers select Kris Abrams-Draine, CB, Missouri

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Javon Bullard, S, Georgia

Best S on the board right now.

The Arizona Cardinals select Christian Mahogany, G, Boston College

SNR's pick:

The Green Bay Packers select Zak Zinter, G, Michigan

I just want to say that I hate all of you and you're wrong.

I see 4 damn good options for the Chiefs still on the board here. So however it goes, Chargem's still sitting awfully pretty.

DET selects Austin Booker, DE, KU

Already taken.

At least when you did it it wasn't as bad a reach as when Rain Man did.

Ok Couch-Potato, going to have to change your pick for you so we can keep it moving.

The Detroit Lions select Brandon Dorlus, DT/DE, Oregon

JPH83 sent me his pick:

The Baltimore Ravens select Khyree Jackson, CB, Oregon

Thanks man!

Sent Staylor the Chiefs pick for after Duncan makes his choice

Just you wait and see. I'm a starmaker.

Pretty confident you aren’t going to take my target for the Steelers, but there is some great value there for the Chiefs. Excited to see who you pick.

sorry guys, I'm in a different time zone.

How to search the thread?

Ctrl+F is find.

92. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - Brandon Dorlus, DT/DE, Oregon

Nice! Hadn't heard of this guy yet but he had a ton of pressures last season, good size too.

Thank you

doesn't seem to work for me? I'm on mac, is that why?

Sorry for the delay. Family night.

Something Kyle Shanahan knows a lot about. Just ask him.

Kyle Shanahan emerges on stage, looking even more disheveled than before.

“Ya know wha I din’nt appreshuate about the Super Bool? All the … all the people sayin I wazz drunk. (Hiccup) drunk on Drawin up unstoppbull plaze (hiccup).”

John Lynch and Brandon Aiyuk emerge from the wings. Lynch points and Aiyuk proceeds to block his coach off the stage.

Lynch steps to the podium. “Well, now that we’ve dealt with that unpleasantness, let’s get this family show back on the road, shall we?

The San Francisco 49ers select Javon Baker, WR, UCF.

What, you thought we were taking Jerry’s kid?

Chargem sent me the Chiefs pick:

The Kansas City Chiefs select Devontez Walker, WR, Northa Carolina

The Jacksonville Jaguars select Blake Fisher, OT, Notre Dame

Kellerfox had sent me his pick, but that was also my guy for the Jags pick right before him lol

Nice!

Chiefs might have nabbed the 2 best route runners in the draft outside the top 3 WRs.

I'd be excited!

Would be pretty fun having Burton and Walker, I'd be excited about our offense...but I guess this was pre-Sneed trade. Because now I'm thinking a switch back to defense is proooobably needed.

Can confirm I just found out about the Sneed trade from this post you made, so yes. I don't see any CBs on my board I would have wanted here in the 90s anyway I think.

It's command-F on a Mac

I don't want to give away Chiefs draft room secrets here, but if you go to your favorite draft site and start a draft for all 32 teams, you can enter peoples picks and actually have a big board right in front of you while never accidentally making a pick of someone who is already taken.

Working on it, pick will be in shortly.

I assume this is who you were worried about the Chiefs taking. I did consider him, but Tez seems like a way better fit for the Chiefs