He Zaged when he should have ciged

This is so awesome. LMAO

Uh, that's...

Um.

ROFL just when you think he couldn't step further into shit....BOOM!

ROFL

Von really making a name for himself...

Eh, he's just a witness. I suppose you could say it's another example of him being in shitty places at shitty times, but it's just a bar.

I can't wait for tomorrow's Von Miller news.

He'll probably release a statement to the media and accidentally let slip that he hates Jews

Yeah, just a bar that he happened to be at, while his "possible" friend murdered 5 people with a knife and set the place on fire with gasoline. What shitty luck. Not saying that he participated in any way, but doesn't sound like wrong place/wrong time. Just sounds like he's a dumbass.

Not to mention that Goodell loves this kind of attention.

Hold on.

Unless I'm mistaken (and I might be) it seems this suspension and the earlier reported one for 4 games are separate suspensions.

It's being reported that he hasn't appealed this "at least 6 games" suspension but has been in the appeals process for the 4 game suspension for a long time.

Some players have a remarkable talent for that.

Sounds more like a character witness than a witness to the crime...

They're both for drugs. You don't get two suspensions for the same thing at the same time.

Na, I'm pretty sure this article is evidence that he pulled the trigger himself.