Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini?









A: I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Why does an Indian funeral only have two pallbearers?








Because there are only two handles on a trash can.

wha's the difference between a bowling ball and a black woman?


If you 'really' had to, you could eat a bowling ball.

Black pussy is like a good steak. Just the right amount of char on the outside, pink and juicy in the middle.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?








A live baby at the bottom eating his way to the top........




What's easier to unload? A truckload of dead babies or a truckload of sand?







Dead babies - you can't unload sand with a pitchfork.

LMAOLMAO damn

Worse than that?




He succeeds



Worse still?





He falls back to the bottom.

My friend in HS got suspended for masturbating in the showers.



We were on a field trip to Auschwitz.

You have 2 bundle of stickss and 2 lesbians heading to the airport for a trip, who gets there first?






The lesbians cause the bundle of stickss are still at home packing their shit.

LMAO

What's black and blue, hates sex and goes "bump, bump?"
The nine year old in my trunk.

What do you call a gay dude in a wheelchair? Roll-aids.

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.

If everyone agrees to my disclaimer absolving me of guilt for spreading them further, I will tell some horribly offensive jokes that really shouldn't be posted.

I do not tell these to people, but being from TN I have been exposed to some serious bigotry.
There is a certain type of person on this earth that I do hate, but, race, color or creed is not a factor in qualifying for this infamous group, contrary to the generalizing opinions of PC police, pussies, and idiots everywhere.

Actually, I should just......not.

A Paratrooper recruit came home from training and is talking with a friend...

Friend: "So how did training go , did you make your first jump yet?"

Paratrooper: "It didn't go so well..."

Friend: "What happened?"

Paratrooper: " Well... I got so scared that I froze and couldn't make my way to the door. My DI yelled at me and said if I didn't jump out of the plane he was going to **** me up the ass!"

Friend: Wow!...So did you jump???

Paratrooper: " A little bit at first...." :D

LMAO