I know what is wrong here.

Don't take cooking advice from people who can't cook.
Don't take job advice from the unemployed.
Don't take marital advice from people in unsuccessful marriages.
Don't take Financial advice from broke people.
Don't take self defense advice from a pacifist.

Why in the hell do you rely on dating advice from people who aren't good at it?



BMDave....look at the bright side. now you can play the sympathy card for the ladies looking for a puppy to take care of....and you've got the best excuse to lose numbers for chics you're not interested in. Boom. winner.

Started an OKC profile just to see what was out there.



Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ikes.

I went out with 2 hot chics from that site. Dated one for a few months but she was just to jalapeño for me!

Why not her place or yours?

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There are 9s all over that site in Denver, might be time to reassess your location options son.

Also...

1) **** Denver.

2) I need to lose 35 lbs before I even make eye contact with "9s"

Virus tell us more of these dead fish you are slaying

LMAO

It's all about sex appeal and not being boring.

The turn on for me comes from when a guy can do something that I cant. Or if he is just vastly better at something.

Its never about a recitation of textbook knowledge. Its the practical application I love.

The current hardbody I stole from a cradle is pretty neat.

Well then I'm ****ed. The only thing I can do well is sarcasm.

LMAO

As a big fan myself, I'll tell you a secret. Sarcasm covers everything. Whether you're insecure, or walking around with a 14 in dick, you're making other people figure you out or risk not knowing you at all. People would much rather believe a misconception about you than believe they know nothing.

And like a good fortune teller, you get to reveal whatever truth you want your audience to believe. Sarcastic guys can get all the benefits assholes get without the jail time and bad tattoos.

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