I request wisdom from the planet gods at this time...

I'm gonna be transferring out to CoMo to start school at M-I-Z...

There's a problem.

This girl at work, one which I've made it fairly obvious I like, always finds excuses not to go out to eat with me.

We've been friends for a year now(pretty close).

I have feelings for her.

How do I say good-bye?

PIIHB is out of the question.

A year??

She gives no ****s, you shouldn't either.

Blow it on her face.

If she hasn't reciprocated then she doesn't see you the same way.

Be cordial and say goodbye the same way you'd part from your grandmother.

Now months down the line you can make a token appearance and meet up with the girl again. If you've done things that make you a different person in a positive way than you are now, she might be intrigued AND also comfortable enough with you so she will be more than willing to have her cervix abused by your meatstick.

She's not going to change her mind about you because you are leaving. She'll find some other dude to boost her ego.

..... And by "boost her ego" he means **** her brains out.

Sorry, hombre.

Never read through this thread (Although it should be locked. MODS!) But I'd date a fat chick if I was single. Although I'm not. And She's not fat. At all. And I'm a nice guy. Yet slightly racist if that's ok.

That's my bio.

You are in the center of the friend zone

how are you 'pretty close' friends if she never 'goes out to eat with you'? (which I assume means you never hang out outside of work.)

If she's just friendly with you at work but never wants to do anything outside of work that means she's just a nice person with no interest in you whatsoever. Not as a friend, not as a girlfriend.

Such is life.

I don't get how all the young guys meet people other than at a bar. I'm 29, and I literally can't remember the last time I met a girl somewhere other than a bar. That's not a slight on anyone, and I probably drink too much...but even when I used to bang a bunch of coworkers I always had them meet me at a bar first.

I think I have commitment issues.

Falling in love with Damon Huard will do that to you

This

I tried online dating sites. Alcoholic whores > women with baggage.

Ive been talking to this girl for awhile we hungout the other day she was a total whore. She kept talking about her ex and all the guys shes ****ed.

It would be a lot easier to cut her off if she didnt text me everyday.

this never happened

Just like you losing your virginity Clayton

I'm serious. I don't think you've ever posted one true fact in this thread.