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TimBone 10-16-2015 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11806474)
I've read that ping pong clip is 1) fake and 2) not even Bruce Lee.

Yeah. That shit looks extremely fake.

listopencil 10-16-2015 08:11 PM

Ip Man 3 is supposed to be out this year, and Mike Tyson is in it. Apparently the actor playing Ip Man accidentally fractured Tyson's finger. Oops.

http://twitchfilm.com/2015/05/donnie...-ip-man-3.html

TimBone 10-16-2015 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 11806659)
Lee claimed that the human bone breaks at around 12 or 13 lbs of pressure...and that Lee's conventional punch measured 325 pounds of force, while the infamous 'one-inch punch' measured 153 pounds.

On Superhumans, the Shaolin monk Shi Yan Ming demonstrated his one-inch punch on a crash test dummy. The testing showed it was 1.7 times more injurious than a 30mph (48.3 kmh) car crash with modern safety features.

These mother****ers aren't athletes, or entertainers, or actors - they will break your bones and kill you.

What a load of horseshit.

It's expected though, given the poster.

TimBone 10-16-2015 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11807307)
I know who would win between Cosmo2002 and Dane

Pay-per-view please.

rabblerouser 10-16-2015 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11807845)
You know nothing of Bruce Lee.

I've come to the conclusion that the majority of the people posting this thread :

A:) know nothing about Bruce Lee
B:) make a lot of assumptions
C:) have never been in a fight in their lives
And
D:) are posting out of their asses

rico 10-16-2015 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 11808000)
I've come to the conclusion that the majority of the people posting this thread :

A:) know nothing about Bruce Lee
B:) make a lot of assumptions
C:) have never been in a fight in their lives
And
D:) are posting out of their asses

The only thing that COULD be true with me is "B." The other options are very far from the truth with me. I may make a lot of assumptions.

Tyson being able to literally kill Bruce Lee in a fight is just one of those things that I know...not an assumption.

I have read that Kareem Abdul Jabbar has indicated that he would have been able to kick Lee's ass, due to their difference in size.

Does someone want to make a case that Kareem Abdul Jabbar can kick Tyson's ass? Errrrrgh.....yeahhhhhh....mmmmkay.

Easy 6 10-16-2015 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 11806468)
This amazes me every time.

Funny all the comments that Lee was just an actor. His muscles were just for show. ROFL Lee grew up on the streets fighting, he was also a dancer. He was trained by the greatest of all time. He was kicking everyone's ass so his parents sent him to the States to keep him out of trouble.

Tyson never really fought anyone of substance, he padded his record and image with bums. The quality fighters that faced him, punished him badly.

I am sure I stated this in this thread already.

Lee founded his own successful martial art. He is considered the founding father of MMA and was a master at many other disciplines. Lee would rip his eyeballs out and hit him so hard in the chest, Tyson's heart would stop-fight over-60 seconds.

BAM

Easy 6 10-16-2015 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11807845)
You know nothing of Bruce Lee.

His was a comment so stupid I had to go take some ibuprofen.

TimBone 10-16-2015 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 11808441)
His was a comment so stupid I had to go take some ibuprofen.

Oh, c'mon. I thought the "murder people with uppercuts by accident" was kinda funny.

Strongside 10-16-2015 11:58 PM

The amount of stupidity in this thread is baffling.

rabblerouser 10-17-2015 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 11808287)
The only thing that COULD be true with me is "B." The other options are very far from the truth with me. I may make a lot of assumptions.

Tyson being able to literally kill Bruce Lee in a fight is just one of those things that I know...not an assumption.

I have read that Kareem Abdul Jabbar has indicated that he would have been able to kick Lee's ass, due to their difference in size.

Does someone want to make a case that Kareem Abdul Jabbar can kick Tyson's ass? Errrrrgh.....yeahhhhhh....mmmmkay.

Lee was so much quicker...

When Tyson came at Lee, Lee would go low and break Tyson's knee with one kick.

And that would be it.

If it's a fight to the death, while Tyson is bent over, making the sounds of a squealing pig while cradling his knee, Lee jumps up in the air and comes down on Tyson's chest.

It wouldn't take long for Lee to put Tyson out of misery at all.

Karen Abdul Jabbar couldn't kick shit if he had a bagful. He took lesson from Lee.

He took lessons from Lee.

New World Order 10-17-2015 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 11808967)
Lee was so much quicker...

When Tyson came at Lee, Lee would go low and break Tyson's knee with one kick.

And that would be it.

If it's a fight to the death, while Tyson is bent over, making the sounds of a squealing pig while cradling his knee, Lee jumps up in the air and comes down on Tyson's chest.

It wouldn't take long for Lee to put Tyson out of misery at all.

Karen Abdul Jabbar couldn't kick shit if he had a bagful. He took lesson from Lee.

He took lessons from Lee.


No he wasn't

rabblerouser 10-17-2015 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 11808968)
No he wasn't

Yes. He was.

They invented the 'slow down action scene' because of how quick Lee's movements were - he was literally a blur on the screen.

Are you Mike Tyson?? Mike Tyson's boyfriend?? Just making shit up to argue like a troll, or...

ThaVirus 10-17-2015 09:18 AM

Who Would Win in a Fight Between Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson?
 
I want to say I've heard that Lee could side kick with so much force that the punching bag would hit the ceiling. If true, that's pretty incredible.

Bruce was exceptionally strong. The guy could do one-fingered push-ups off of one hand!

And everyone knows he was lightning fast. There may be some weight to the idea that he could get a powerful leg kick in on Tyson's knee or something and end him.

Tyson did have about like 100 pounds on him at the same time. I'm not sure about Lee's durability. One well-placed uppercut would wreck his ****ing life.

kccrow 10-17-2015 03:25 PM

I'll take Bruce Lee every day of the week. Even the best martial artists of his time couldn't block him.


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