What are you hiding?

The kind of car that I drive. I thought that was fairly clear.

Wait, wait, wait.... just wait.... He's a Gay Muslim? Where do you even find one of those?

Good to know. I potty trained my kids so I've probably stunted their creativity a bit.

I'm losing interest.

I've never met one but if I did I didn't know because they weren't holding one of those nifty signs.

Okay, but I'm having some trouble. The list of equally likely scenarios with the given information includes:
1. He likes taking baths in cake frosting because it feels good on his skin.
2. He is obsessed with throwing feces at unsuspecting strangers.
3. He only masturbates while wearing a koala suit.

My evidence, so far, is he was still apparently being harassed by teammates, including one of his offensive line mates during his 2nd year as a pro and because a cursory search didn't turn up any evidence of a significant lack of frosting baths, throwing feces, or masturbating in a koala suit.

Please help me guide my search.

Yeah, the rainbow abaya's are a clue, but the signs are a dead giveaway.

You're going to have to make your own decisions. Sorry. (But no, I don't think those are equally likely scenarios and I hope that when you finish medical school you're more capable of drawing reasonable conclusions on limited information).

Maybe we can cut to the chase here and move past the passive aggressiveness. Are you offended in some way because I raised the possibility that Martin might be gay? You won't be the first clown to misconstrue it as some kind of accusation instead of a simple question. Can I take it for granted that you've already read my previous posts on the subject or do we need to do this dance all over again?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.

LMAO

Islamic terrorists (there I said it!) might agree...

I got to say, some of them like him...when you are allowed to walk.

Although, 'gay' is not a part of their lexicon.

When you do business with the devil then eventually turn on you.

One thing I have been wondering about is part of the voice mail message where Incognito says, “[I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter].” Could be that Incognito got close enough to Martin to find out some personal secrets only to embarrass him and throw it out in the open.


I get the sense that the Dolphins were trying to get out of this by releasing their original statement:

Based upon the assumption Martin had a nervous breakdown, playing down all of this.

Did the Dolphins really think they could sweep this under the rug?


Moreover, what does this mean?

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/...tin-harassment

This should cost the Dolphins' coaches and front office their jobs the way they have handled the Martin situation.

Many believed Jeff Ireland should have been fired when he asked Dez Bryant was his mother a prostitute and his father a pimp. What a POS organization.

All those times that opposing players got fined for hitting Richie Incognito, it makes a lot more sense now. He provokes other players, any every once in a while he'd get a response.

Although it's typically only used by the NCAA, I would say this sounds like a textbook example of a Lack of Institutional Control by the Dolphins organization if they let this guy run wild like this.