John is the British spelling of Jalen. You'll have to excuse Gloucester Chief

He was taken in Pick 214. Jerry Jones must be having too much fun with the hookers on his yacht today.

I'm sorry, the answer is "Moops."

I think the guy that turned in the card with the wrong name should have to take someone else, personally...

Fair enough.

Sensing chaos, the Dolphins rush to the podium to make their pick.

Making the Dolphins' selection is former cornerback Travis Daniels, who played a combined 100 games for the Chiefs (56 games) and Dolphins (44 games).

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(Travis appears to remain a Chiefs fan to this day, by the way. Cheers to Travis!)

He reads from the card.

"The Miami Dolphins select Nick Martin, LB, Oklahoma State."

I really don’t care all that much. Do whatever is easiest for you.

I'd lean toward giving the Cowboys a different pick. I'd noticed the John/Jalen thing when it happened, but didn't say anything because I just assumed it was a nickname or something. Plus, that was a full round ago.

No DM from Rain Man, how rude

I have shamed myself and my family.

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The Saints select Alijah Huzzie, CB, North Carolina

I am partial to a Huzzie.

I just assume you took the over on this finishing tonight...

Neither. We both are wrong. The guys name is actually Jason Marshall Jr.

It sounds like we should ban that Marshall guy from the league. He's a troublemaker.

We might need to ban that Bihlal Kone guy too, since he's now Picks 205 and 214. The guy is double-dipping.