I honestly don't give a shit dude. If you want to **** fatties, go right ahead. I'll pass.

Yes pornstars are freaky but most of them were strippers first and strippers are freaky, there is a difference between stripper/porn chicks and regular world hot chicks.

And obviously that rule doesn't apply to everyone nothing is 100%.

Pretty good advice Goatse! If the first paragraph doesn't work then I'm sure the 2nd would!!!

I'd say 185. She still only has one chin. And I think she has absolutely amazing eyes and facial bone structure.

He better learn to get use to never getting laid and always being single then because I'm going to bet that girl is on the high end of his scale.

That is unless weight is the most important thing in the world to you, then you can get a girl who is much uglier but is thin, so have at it.

Hmmmm....I think this calls for a poll. My night crew thread for the night, coming up!

ROFL

No problems with that. :evil:

Yea you're different than me, pretty>ugly regardless of one being thick and one being thin.

Yeah, that's what I was looking for.

Yeah - that was coach pitch.

The funniest part about that though is it isn't his hand. It's some other guy's.

If you guys think my standards are so high why don't you go find a bunch of random pictures from hotornot.com and see if I'd do 'em. My standards are pretty average.

I would do that but I have to take out the trash.

Which makes your case even more hopeless and pathetic....

I'd hit this. She's no prize:

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9...7842jpenk0.jpg

Watch out. There are probably chunky thighs underneath that skirt.

Disagree about he prize. Very cute. Nice skin tone, large breasts. The engagement ring kind of turns me off though.

Seriously? Dude, the other one's way better. At least she's got a nice face and great eyes.

That looks like a class ring.

Unless your prize is a side of cottage cheese.

Nice little moon over her left breast; obviously tans.. maybe at Salon

Again, no prize. I'd do her.

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/4...uhdapyasn5.jpg

She's really trying to suck it in.

Maybe I need to have my eyes checked. I thought the engagement ring looked like a class ring, and I think that looks like a heart instead of a moon.

I'm thinking Claythan likes redheads.

I can't make a heart out of that at all... I'm trying.

When was your last examination?

I can see the heart.

Clayton, I think you need to seriously take Phobia's advice. Take a week off the internet. Go to a coffee shop, library, bar, grocery store, anywhere. Make yourself just talk to a woman in person. Hit on them. Don't go in with expectations of getting laid or getting a number. Work from there.

Shit yeah.

Don't even necessarily ask her out. Just learn how to make small talk.

Shit, you're right. Sorry.

The the curves at the top are really, really faint.

Maybe I should have mine examined.

Took me a second, but, once I saw it, that's all I could see it being.

The one he said he wouldn't bang is better than the ones he said he would.....this is strange.

Come on, test my standards. Do it!!! :grr:

Thats what I was thinking.

Off topic, but went out with coworkers Friday night and had the department fantasy football draft Saturday morning. One of my coworkers has a daughter who's a pretty smoking 18y/o model. She introduced her to me Friday night at the bar. Anyway, when I went to see my coworker today the first thing she told me was that her daughter thought I was cute. Hah. Further boosting of an already gigantic ego. :D

Maybe he just has bad taste?

Disagree, but I wouldn't do any of the 'girls' in question.

Yes we know you have the magical penis bestowed from god that can only be inserted in the few chosen ones.

Sure... or it's that I don't have to settle for cattle.

Christ. Christ!
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/6...snhxuayre3.jpg

That chick was nowhere near being a cow.

Photoshop.

My eyes! My eyes!

The goggles they do nothing!

Good lord dude, that is horrible.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall to listen to your first date.

Wow, this one's pretty hot for a post-op tranny.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8...rodatecyu1.jpg

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9...rovysbktx1.jpg

That one has huge boobs so +1

I'm not taking her out. Just because I have high standards doesn't make me a jackass. I can be a jackass for other reasons but that's not one of them.

You did see that it's a transvestite?

Why would taking out an 18 year old model make you a jackass? I want to hear a conversation between two people who don't have to say anything to impress each other.

Is it really? I thought you were just being funny.....

And since it has boobs that makes it a transsexual a transvestite would just be one dressing in womens clothes.

My bad I'm a virgin lol.

But yeah, seriously, transsexual. I'm pretty open-minded though. I wonder what a surgically created pussy feels like?

It's not all about looks - that's just a starting place. I still need to be interesting, funny, charming, etc. and to get my attention girls still need to be intelligent, have a sense of humor and personality.

If it says pre-op it still has a penis.......ah well just um take a blowjob and pretend it's a lady.

It said post-op.

I'd do this one.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6...uobtfbvpw1.jpg

The tranny is better looking than half the girls you've posted, what's that say?

I saw big boobs and thought it was amusing they were attached to a tranny?

I dunno, if she had a deep voice or something I'd have to pass.

and the co-workers daughter issue.... is right there with dating a work, it could be a problem later.....

Yep. Just wait till they get a load of his personality.

Oh no doubt. Then there's the fact that we probably don't have much in common, we're at different places in our lives and she's going to school 300 miles away.

I'd hit this, too.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6...568jpegkc7.jpg

So? I bet you could lay pipe after three dates with her, max. Christ.

18 year old - thats way to easy. Especially for a guy our age. :D

This

I think it's ring-worm.... diet of champions. Check in with that chick in 6 months and I'll bet she's smokin.

I'd avoid peeing in her butt.

I once had a judge tell me that if I wanted to se the prettist girls in town just go down to the county jail on visiting day. I know he's right. So Claythan there's another place to find hotties.

My neighbor's ole lady has a sister Claythan can date .. Just bring some grain and fresh cut grass .....

Guess who's back in the mother****in house.
With a fat boog for your mother****in mouth.

Its true.

Claythan is going to have to settle for a pro....or Moby Chic.

The smartest thing you've said in 10,000 posts. :thumb:

Skippy had a damn kid, damn i feel bad for her, she can't control that shit...
http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/...ent/Skippy.jpg

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Clay can just watch Saved by the Bell and watch how Zack Morris operates, there's an episode where he wins a date with a fat chick and totally blows her off, but then later blows off the smokin blonde for her, you can do it claythan!

Tentatively, I have a date for Friday night.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5581/chickkt8.jpg

Tentatively, she may fuck my brains out:

ETC ETC ETC

That one may not be bad.. you should get more pics so I can find a reason to call her a fatty or ugly or something. :p

don't tell her about the action figures...

Christ, OK, rip apart the pics she doesn't look so good in. Because I'm stoked.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/891...yrtrsnlmf0.jpg

She looks like your caliber.

Vietnamese mother and black father?

She looks fine. Best you can hope for. Sounds like a complete slut too. Good luck.

How old is she?

She love me long time.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2...375978lal5.jpg