Originally Posted by burt (Post 9222331)

Okay, I will answer...no. I don't. But I do work out regularly and a nice gym. I do cardio and lift. I have lost 71 pounds and now weigh 223. Please tell me that is enough information for you to have a hey day.

Originally Posted by burt (Post 9222296)

Dude..my brother actually works for a living and has a great family...unlike you and I. PLEASE try not to imagine either of us in our sex lives or reproductive cycles. Please..keep masturbating onto our aunts back to ensure that YOU don't reproduce. Believe me...Domer would much rather battle you in person rather than a keyboard you keyboard hard ass. I find it humorous that you feel you can call him names behind a keyboard when you'd tinkle in your little boy pants if you met him in person. Go suck the cocks of the rest of your quoted he man club.

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9222333)

Hopefully our new HC hires a new o-line coach. It's been nearly a full season and Jeff Allen still hasn't been taught how to handle a stunt.

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 9222336)

hey look, internet tough guys....

amazing how often the dumbest on this board also wear affliction shirts

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9222326)

You keep saying I have reading comprehension issues when I've only missed one thing in your warped posts the past two days. I honestly don't give a shit if you've quit drinking. Good for you, I guess.

I've only had back-and-forths with you a few times on this forum and in both instances you brought up real-life fisticuffs as a way to make you feel better about yourself. In this instance, it's your brother that's the (supposed) adonis. I say "supposed" because for all I know he weighs 400 lbs, and the only way he's winning a fight is if he gets the guy on the ground and sits on him.

I know you're not threatening people, but it's just a weird ****ing place you go to every time people yell at you on the internet. Nobody gives a shit if your brother can defend himself. I don't care if you used to be a boxer.

I used to play football in high school and was a pretty good track athlete. Guess what? Nobody thinks I'm special, and that's why I don't bring it up when I'm arguing about football with people on the internet.

Originally Posted by burt (Post 9222340)

I NEVER mentioned fisticuffs in this thread, dumb ass! But I do, however find it hilarious that you and Sorta sling insults at regular people like beads at mardi gras, and I know for a fact that neither of you would have the balls to do so to Domer's face.

You guys wanna call me a "White Knight" fine...but you two are truly low brow, vulgar keyboard tough guys. And I find you both pathetic.

Originally Posted by burt (Post 9222340)

I NEVER mentioned fisticuffs in this thread.

Originally Posted by burt (Post 9222296)

Dude..my brother actually works for a living and has a great family...unlike you and I. PLEASE try not to imagine either of us in our sex lives or reproductive cycles. Please..keep masturbating onto our aunts back to ensure that YOU don't reproduce. Believe me...Domer would much rather battle you in person rather than a keyboard you keyboard hard ass. I find it humorous that you feel you can call him names behind a keyboard when you'd tinkle in your little boy pants if you met him in person. Go suck the cocks of the rest of your quoted he man club.

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9222339)

Is this burt?
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/i...c6edf7fa/l.jpg
ROFL

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9222339)

I'm not sure I can take the threats from an overweight guy with 2 weeks of thai-boxing lessons.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9222344)

DON'T READ MY POSTS, EVERYBODY! BURT SAID I HAVE READING COMPREHENSION ISSUES. I'LL JUST GET WHATEVER IT IS YOU SAID WRONG

Originally Posted by burt (Post 9222340)

I NEVER mentioned fisticuffs in this thread, dumb ass! But I do, however find it hilarious that you and Sorta sling insults at regular people like beads at mardi gras, and I know for a fact that neither of you would have the balls to do so to Domer's face.

You guys wanna call me a "White Knight" fine...but you two are truly low brow, vulgar keyboard tough guys. And I find you both pathetic.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9222344)

DON'T READ MY POSTS, EVERYBODY! BURT SAID I HAVE READING COMPREHENSION ISSUES. I'LL JUST GET WHATEVER IT IS YOU SAID WRONG

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9222341)

How? ROFL

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 9222349)

brah, you are jacked

and bro, your brah is pumped

cock diesel for life, amirite?

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9222355)

burt and domer are brothers.