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06-07-2013 07:23 PM |
86. Bo's Pelini
Join Date: 8/16/07
Total Posts: 29,776
Although Billay has grown on me as of late (and no, that's not a fat pun Frazod, calm down), he's still a huge ****ing pillowbitergot. He still lives at home and all he does is post on CP, watch TMZ, and collect cereal box labels so he can mail them in for Captain Crunch t-shirts...of course he has to take the $3.25 handling fee from his mom's purse when she steps away. He also successfully petitioned Quaker Oats to carry XXL instead of the standard S, M and L (you know, since this label idea was intended for children). He has claimed to have had sex before but I'm just not seeing it. His highest level of education is recess (no Frazod, god damnit, not the candy).
Pros: Once watched the critically acclaimed movie '10 Things I Hate About You' 13 times in 1 day...the equivalent to the amount of double cheeseburgers Frazod orders for himself from McDonald's during his lunch hou...day. Still has weekly 'show and tell' with his mom and dad every Tuesday before dinner. Last week, he found a turtle by the creek. Doesn't generally color outside the lines in his coloring books. Makes his bed most days without reminders from his mom.
Cons: Thought it was a good idea to take a shirtless pic of himself flexing and then posting it on CP. Was envious of Mecca's fake GF. Is a part time DJ. He's secured such prestigious gigs as little Timmy's 7th grade birthday bash on the other end of the cul de sac. Still puts the teeth he loses from time to time under his pillow expecting anywhere between $1-$5 depending on the tooth. Thinks Lean Cuisine is a sexual position used by gays.
Outlook: He's gotten a lot better since I recently returned. Sometimes he even makes me laugh. As long as he stops making fake Facebook accounts he may find himself in the 70s in 2014. Frazod once took all the skin from a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken, popped 3 viagra, and then wrapped said skin around his erect dick and tried to **** his wife...he got one pump in and the skin all fell off into her pussy...that's the last time he performed cunnilingus.
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