Your daily existence is roast enough.

LMAO

Do I officially have the "okay?"

This makes it even better, knowing that; a.) you will be providing your own roast of yourself and b.) you have thick enough skin and a good enough sense of humor to be a good enough sport about it.

Oh shit, I don't think I perceived that correctly. You meant your roast of yourself in the top 101 list, I thought you meant in a potential "Chiefsplanet Roast of Hootie" thread.

Well, it's awesome to know that you will at least be roasting yourself on your 101 list. Should be funny.

So yay or nay?

I'm saying...

If you think some of these are funny...wait until I get to the one where I have 28 years of material.

As for roasting me? Go for it. As much as I dish out I'd be a Frazod level pussy if I couldn't take a roasting on my behalf.

I've given this site plenty of material for 7.5 years...don't **** it up.

Well, I've only got 2 years to work with, but I know I can come up with something...a large percentage of what I do when I am spacing off is think of jokes. And I have a memory like a steel trap. I remember almost every interaction I've had with you, including the first one, where you had me all butt-hurt about a wrestling comment until I realized you were just messing with me.

I'll go through with it if and only if I have at least 5-10 (hopefully more) people who give me a verbal commitment that they will participate. I don't want it to be the "Irrelevant Rico's Roast of Hootie." That would be stupid and embarrassing. I may even ask people to pm me their roasts, so I can post them every half-hour....therefore, their roast can be posted, people can have 30 minutes to evaluate/talk about their roast, then it's time for the next one....

It's losing its appeal now Rico. Do it or don't

Hey, I'm all for going through with it. I'm just not receiving any feedback as to whether or not anyone else is going to provide their roast. I want at least 5 commitments before I go through with it.

I'm 1.

I need 4 more.

This.


And might as well make it spontaneous.


Oh and grow some balls
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Yeah ill roast hootie

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/phot...34-400-308.jpg

"I....have balls......."

NICE. Billay is in.

3 more.

And no, definitely not spontaneous. It will be organized. In fact, I'll probably have it scheduled according to time to increase the speculation factor. Not to mention, if there is a lot of posting, it will make it much easier for posters to locate a particular user's roast. I don't know about you, but I don't exactly like sifting through pages and pages of shit to find 1 simple post.

Fyp
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Rico you've talked about it so much that it'll look lame even if its funny.
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3 more, Hootie-stalkin' TimBone. :) Are you in? If so, 2 more.