The most offensive joke I think I've ever heard was literally hours after Jovan Belcher killed himself. Of course I read it on Chiefs Planet:

"That's the first time a Chiefs player has executed all season".

I had to walk away from the keyboard.

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Cinco

heh I think that was me.

Edit: I posted something similar.

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A reeruned gorilla.

What do you call a buncha white guys running down a hill? Avalanche.
What do you call a buncha mexicans running down a hill? Prison break.
What do you call a buncha black guys running down a hill? Mud slide.

FYP

Heh.

You're new here.

Not even kinda true.

What should you do if an epileptic has a seizure while taking a bath?




Throw in your laundry

Stop me if you heard this one before:

"53 Kansas City Chiefs walk into the Lucas Oil Stadium to play the Colts in the 2014 playoffs....."

How do you keep an Italian quiet?

Tie his hands.

I follow this guy "Racist Randall" on twitter.

Some of the most offensive (and hilarious) jokes and rude remarks are made on his twitter feed. I'll post a few things he's posted:

"What does a black man do after sex?
- Get's out of the shower and goes back to his cell".

"I love my new muslim gf, she just blows me away".

"Black Monopoly"
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Black monopoly <a href="http://t.co/9LrsD9ws">pic.twitter.com/9LrsD9ws</a></p>&mdash; Racist Randal (@RacistRandal) <a href="https://twitter.com/RacistRandal/statuses/279092249864851456">December 13, 2012</a></blockquote>
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"Pedro can roof a house in 3 hours. 2 hours have passed and Pedro is about 3/4 of the way finished. How many people can Pedro fit into his car?"

How do they know Christa McAuliffe didn't have dandruff?

They found her Head N Shoulders in the water.

lol