At least she gave you a photo of the guy who is jumping out of the closet to stretch your starfish.

ROFL ROFL

22!

http://home.graffiti.net/zerom3ph/oh-face.jpg

I doubt you could score that girls' great grandma.

Look for her at a paigow table.

The only "oooh" face you're going to see on her is going to have a wrinkled brow, a raise eyebrow and a confused "oooh, soooo, you're done already and STILL a virgin"



Her family is going to sell you as a sex slave....

You should be. She's a lot better than I'd think you could get.

I can't wait for one of these girls to track their photos down and find this thread.

It will be epic.

Look at you.

You ever ****ed a chick with a pair of double D's?

This is why you suck so much, dude. If you score with this chick Friday and every day from now until 2024 it will still take you at least that much time to match the experience you have with your fist.

Yet, you're talking crap as though you've actually accomplished something.

You have no humility. There's no happy medium for you. Your personality is tragically flawed.

Have you?

Ask me Saturday morning.

And oh yeah, they're real. :hail:

Heh. I have a feeling we'll see you on here Friday night. Sounds like you're either gonna get stood up or played (and not in a good way).

Claythan hasn't the got the compatible gene ... He does how ever have stained jeans ...

By all means, focus on the negative. I'm going to focus on nailing a 22-year old filipino chick with double D's. Visualization is everything.

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, this chick wants to fuck me!

I love clicking on this thread. It is amusing and boosts my self esteem.

All the talk of fatties tends to lower mine. I'm a glutton for punishment. I will never be as small as the chicks that people say are pretty.

You could be. Put your nose to the grindstone.

Don't worry! Whatever your problems, you're not nearly as crippled a person as Claythan.

hahaha I read through this thread today. I find the female hypocrisy both typical and amusing lol. If Clay gets this gal i'll trade Westbrook for Tatum Bell in one of my fantasy leagues lol.

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List where I've been hypocritical. Just because I think differently than the stereotype you put on women.

That was not a slam against one gal individually but a slam against them collectively. They love to bitch about how men are shallow but they are just as shallow as men are. Im not saying men are innocent but gals love to point the finger at men and refuse to acknoledge they are just as bad.

Considering you said you read through this thread and found the hypocrisy amusing, and I'm one of few women in this thread, I assumed it wasn't a generalization.

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Not before I was 15 and not since I was 28.

Hell.....I've had my pickle BETWEEN more dd's than you'll touch in your life, if you worked as a bra changer at Lane Giant.

I also said it was typical, meaning everywhere. That crap is at work, in this thread, on other places I post, pretty much everywhere. Women, can't live with them, can't live without them lol.

Most of the guys you're concerned about on here probably have more hair on their palms than a 60 year old Siberian grandmother's weiner holster, and are probably married or dating a Sally Struthers clone.

OK. Do you have any advice?

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Heh. Act like you've touched boobies before. Focus on the hood if you want a return visit.

Yeah stay away from gals that put pics of them on other guys laps in their profiles. That should kinda send up a red flag. Then again if you are just trying to hit it and forget it that might not be such a bad thing.

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Advice?

Read the solid advice you've been given by dozens of posters over the past 5 years, lose some of the ego, stop posting photos of unknowing girls, treat them with respect, stop acting like a dickbag, understand your status on the food chain of women.....start dating for the experience of dating and refrain from assuming every woman who looks at the food in your teeth wanting to let you do anal in the parking lot. Never date or have sex with married women or girls with boyfriends, unless you are perfectly willing to accept a seriously deserved ass beating.

date for the experience. Enjoy each lady you can take out for who she is and eventually....you'll catch up with III and slayer the pipe layer.

I like the FFB analogy provided above.

You're like...and URFA trying to make a roster and you're expecting to be traded for Derrick Anderson.

He did EXPLICITLY ask for advice this time. Remember it next time he backpedals on that claim. Or when he argues.

I'll bet I've wasted 4000 words typed on this subject with gochiefs over the years. He still hasn't taken much of it, or the thousands of words by others into consideration, and has the audacity of dropped soap...to talk shit about what those of us in the know...know.


and in reality meatpeeker.....

This is where you're at in the major leagues.

Hold your feet a little further apart, put your hands on the bat this way and try to watch the ball when you swing.

http://www.attheplate.com/wcbl/image...r_tee-ball.jpg

I'm suprised, hopefully you won't be stuck at her pad with a bunch of her brothers or uncles at a card table then asked "have you ever had you're shit pushed in?"

Training Day

Goodluck, don't act like a dipshit, don't blow your wad if she lets you touch her...if you're worried about that, then pull a ben stiller in something about mary before the date

I could care less and im sure others as well if he talks shit about any of us, when his best friend is his right hand and a bobba fett action figure...

Stick it in her butt Clayton.

Solid gold.

Forget anything I've ever told you, Claythan.

Jot Iowanian's post down on your hand and live by it. You'll be humping and hitched before you know it. Hopefully your new wife will take your computer away and we'll never hear from you again.

Most def.

Out of the question unless she gets an enema first. My buttsex mentor, Mr. Mecca, has taught me well.

Ok that doesn't sound right......but here let me stick it in her butt first to see how it goes.

Asian chicks are freaky. I dont know if he wants that for his first.

Freaky or prudy, there's generally no in between, but she looks to have big tits for being an asian.

Why the **** not? Why ease into this shit? It's not like I'm at risk for a heart attack or a stroke because the chick is freaky. Where's the downside?

Filipino.

Beggars can not be choosers.

Fortunately I didn't have to choose. She came to me, undeniably drawn by my potent animal magnetism.

LOL, so what site are you using to meet chicks.....plenty of fish?

You got alot to learn.

He needs to stop being so damn picky, you aren't married, have some fun, good lord.

This is very true. I was talking about this with another poster a few months back.

Unless you're this guy I know his asian girlfriend is a prude.

All I can say is that EVERY Asian girl that I've been with has been a sexaholic and would let and WANT me to put it anywhere.
I wish I could think of the planeteer who had similar stories:
Waking up to the girl giving you head on multiple occasions.

The only one I was with did this.

I apparently need to meet some more asians..

Well, there ya have it.

I remember the first asshole who said that to my face. It was right after I whipped his ass in a game of SWCCG.

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Don't ever show those cards to a chick, never ever do it. actually throw them away right now.

I sold the expensive collection years ago. I have some cheap ones in a box in the closet. My cousin and I play from time to time.

WHAT THE ****

So she has a kid. So what? She's probably easy.

Fo realz. Dat means she puts out homie

At least you know she's not a virgin. Hopefully you enjoy lactasians.

Does she actually type like that? That would be a huge turn off for me. Any guy that ever types the word "kewl" is out. An occasional misspelling or typo is one thing. That is something completely different.

HER: i think i got it...ill b der if my ma doesnt bring my baby bak dat day

Translation:

HER: I think I got it.... I'll be there if my mom doesn't bring my baby back that day.


Congratulations. You just met someone with a bastard child.

Also sounds like she's pawned her kid off on her mom. Didn't even mention having one before now.

I picked up on this as well.

dat der gal dun got nokt up

well it is the south... hot in summertime makes those legs spread.

either that or shes scaring clayton off. :D

she gonna b pizzd when she find out new babydaddy gochief got no j o b.


Don't tell'r until she chews on yer fell'r.


again....like you're going to pull prime there Ted White.

Old enough that Gochiefs will be on 'to catch a predator'.. Then he will break down and say he is a virgin on tv.. Then it will get youtubed and everyone will have it for an avatar on here.. Then the FBI will subpoena the chiefsplanet database and read all of his content over the years and get laughed at and more charges brought about him..

In other words it will go bad..

Shit, I better go delete some posts.

Word.

Now make sure you don't give her another one and PUT IT IN HER BUTT!!!!!

Damn I missed the game tonight loading Go Boys girlfriend in the trailer.. plus loading her water grain and hay ... by the way where do I ship her too ???

Ship her to the locker nearest my house and put my name on it.

Thanks.

lol awesome thread a++ would read again

BTW she's 22, Valiant.

I wouldn't care if she had a kid if she went out of her way to not have it around me and I wasn't marrying her.

Better look out for yourself Clayton. Put a raincoat on that thing or she will be calling you in about 9 months for some child support.

LMAO

Double bag it