ROFL


This is about the truest thing I've read on this thread yet.

Claythan hasn't seen some of the 47 year olds in Johnson Country. Some fine ones out there. Beggers can't be choosers.
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Have you gotten ahold of the chick you met up with a few days ago?

To verge off the Claythan ever gonna get laid debate, here's a question. Outside of drinking at a bar, where would you take a chick that would be interesting in KC? We're both in our mid 20's. Yeah we'll probably hit the bar where we both get drunk and I try to get her panties off in a pathetic fashion, but I'd like to do something that'd be fun beforehand.

I think you'll get answers but you'd get better ones if you told us something about the 20 something year old chick. We all have considerably different ideas of what is entertaining.

Like I, for one, do not like movies on inital dates. I prefer something interactive in case my date sucks but not something so intimate that all I can think about is how my date sucks.

Yeah, movie dates suck.

I've never been on a date but, from what I understand, meeting someone for drinks "and maybe dinner" is a good start. If the drinks are going well, it can move to dinner or something; if, after sipping your drink for a half-hour, you realize the person isn't for you, you can look at your watch and say, "Oh, well, I gotta scoot, this has been fun."

I would agree that a movie is a bad first date. The point would seem to be to get to know the person, see if you like them, see if you enjoy their company and conversation. Sitting next to them in a theater doesn't really do much for that.

None of you will believe the girl I have a date with for Friday. None of you. She is waaaaaaaay too hot to be believable. I'm not even gonna post her.

Hopefully the turtle neck will hide her adam's apple.


Just pay a pro and get it over already.

Ha... exactly.

I doubt there's really any actually dates to be honest, I think all of this is just more self-pimpage, but whatever.

This

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I'm pretty ashamed of myself

that whole list should be....

Delete those 4000 posts and it's still too long of a thread to read

I'm not ashamed. I'm trying to accomplish the impossible here. If that takes 167 posts to achieve then maybe I'll write a book about it at a later date.