Smed1065 |
01-13-2017 12:02 PM |
A Missouri farmer dies and goes to hell.
After being there a couple days the Devil asks the farmer how he likes the heat? The farmer says to the Devil, "You don't understand, Devil. I'm from Missouri.
Haven't you ever been to Missouri in June?"
The Devil gets pissed and cranks up the heat the next day and asks the farmer what he thought about the heat now? The farmer said "You don't get it, Devil. I'm from Missouri .
Haven't you ever been to Missouri in July?"
The Devil gets even more pissed and cranks the heat up some more. He goes back to the farmer and says "now what do you think of this heat?" The farmer says "You sure are stupid. I told you, I'm from Missouri.
Haven't you ever been to Missouri in August?"
Now the Devil is irate and figures he will fix the farmer but good. So the Devil turns the AC up as high as it will go. Frost icicles are hanging all over the place, it's so cold.
The Devil asks the farmer, "well, now what do you think of this cold?"
The farmer says, "HOLY SHIT! The Chiefs won the Super Bowl!"
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