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QuikSsurfer 09-05-2008 06:23 PM

What about the Asian mother? Still meeting up?

You should test the waters and play around a bit before seriously considering a relationship with Luv. Neither of you really know what you want right now.

Hammock Parties 09-05-2008 06:26 PM

How about you read the ****ing thread and destroy your Mac.

QuikSsurfer 09-05-2008 06:31 PM

ROFL

Okay... alright.

Seriously though... yall meeting up or what?

DaKCMan AP 09-05-2008 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 4983457)
ROFL

Okay... alright.

Seriously though... yall meeting up or what?

she said no sucky sucky

Mecca 09-05-2008 06:35 PM

Claythan, you cant even get internet chicks what's wrong with you?

Hammock Parties 09-05-2008 06:35 PM

NO...SHE SAID HER MOM'S A WHORE. GET IT RIGHT!

ChiefsFire 09-05-2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4983468)
NO...SHE SAID HER MOM'S A WHORE. GET IT RIGHT!

Her moms kid-less tonight, hook up with her

DaKCMan AP 09-05-2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4983468)
NO...SHE SAID HER MOM'S A WHORE. GET IT RIGHT!

whatever. time to hit the bars/clubs. you should do the same.

Mecca 09-05-2008 06:42 PM

Sounds like she made an excuse, she probably showed her friends your pictures and they were like "uhhh"

Hammock Parties 09-05-2008 06:43 PM

Eat shit, Mecca.

Mecca 09-05-2008 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4983482)
Eat shit, Mecca.

Now now, that is no way to talk to me for calling a spade a spade.

luv 09-05-2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4983484)
Now now, that is no way to talk to me for calling a spade a spade.

You know what? He being proactive. I know that saying something will bring on more of the "hook up with luv" talk, but I don't care. I know it's not going to happen. Anyway, I just thought I'd say that was uncalled for. He shouldn't want to hook up with something like that anyway. I know she said she's not looking for a relationship, but to not say anything about her kid? She's trash.

Mecca 09-05-2008 07:12 PM

Like I said, if she doesn't want a relationship and she isn't going to have her kid around you, who cares?

BigMeatballDave 09-05-2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 4983238)
doh..............:doh!:
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LMAO

PinkFloyd 09-05-2008 07:32 PM

I'm confused here.... What year did this thread start ?

:spock:

Hammock Parties 09-05-2008 07:42 PM

She wants it bad? LOL

Quote:

her: Hey
me: YES?
her: I feel bad bout tonite
me: don't worry honey, you can make it up to me next week
me: how's the kid?
her: By any chance could we meet up on my side of town so I feel more comfortable
me: yeah that's cool if you want to suggest a place
me: how far away is marfreless from you?
her: My baby is aight that place is bout 40 min away it wasn't tha distance it was da unfamiliarity
me: alright well just suggest someplace...i don't mind traveling

Iowanian 09-05-2008 08:06 PM

I'm predicting the future.....next week, I'm seeing something....


Hey Gochiefs....what are you doing here? Are those condoms in the bag?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...hrisHanson.jpg

Spott 09-05-2008 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4983303)
This thread is going to take off if GoChiefs actually does get laid.

That's probably going to happen about the same time the Chiefs win the Super Bowl.

El Pendejo 09-05-2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4983584)
She wants it bad? LOL

Hah! Wendler...you're getting mugged!

Mr. Flopnuts 09-05-2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 4983429)
You don't have to have sex with him right off the bat. I don't think he would just be a **** buddy and there is no denying that the chemistry is there. Take it slow.

I'm pulling for you guys.

LMAO

88TG88 09-05-2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pendejo (Post 4983741)
Hah! Wendler...you're getting mugged!

ROFL

Iowanian 09-05-2008 09:45 PM

gochiefs....this is your best song yet.

<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTY2OTcy"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTY2OTcy" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/show-me-your-genitals-pt-2.html">Show Me Your Genitals Pt. 2</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font>

Phobia 09-05-2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 4983494)
I know she said she's not looking for a relationship, but to not say anything about her kid? She's trash.

Actually, she did say something about the kid. She disclosed it without being prompted or "busted". It might even be in her profile - who knows? Sure, she's trashy but I don't find any fault with her failure to disclose because she did reveal the child voluntarily.

Predarat 09-05-2008 10:15 PM

This is funny. It is getting funnier by the minute.

ChiefsCountry 09-05-2008 10:30 PM

We need to get Clayton on this
http://pickupartist2casting.com/

The Franchise 09-05-2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4983584)
She wants it bad? LOL

Yeah I'd be careful with that one. You wouldn't want to get jumped by 8 5'1" filipino dudes.

luv 09-05-2008 10:56 PM

Don't knock her up. I can see it. She lives off of government support and child support from babies' dads, while her mom basically raises her kids.

kstater 09-06-2008 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 4984106)
Don't knock her up. I can see it. She lives off of government support and child support from babies' dads, while her mom basically raises her kids.

Excellent point. GoChiefs don't fall for the line "You don't have to wear a rubber because I can't get pregnant."

Had a friend fall for that one.

Skip Towne 09-06-2008 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 4984633)
Excellent point. GoChiefs don't fall for the line "You don't have to wear a rubber because I can't get pregnant."

Had a friend fall for that one.

Two child support checks are better than one.

Deberg_1990 09-06-2008 07:56 AM

This is definately a "hall of classics" thread.

Sully 09-06-2008 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4982845)
meat peeker.

What you need to do is get on the internet.

Do a search for "Speed dating" and things like that for this weekend in the greater Houston Metro area.

then Go.

Try not to be a douchbag and don't tell any of them about star wars or magic cards.



you and luv need to stop fighting it and just fall in love already. Its destiny. You'll be the source of many entertaining threads.

"Are you ****ing reeruned?"

"Do you...WANT... me to be ****ing reeruned?"

Deberg_1990 09-06-2008 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4982845)
meat peeker.

What you need to do is get on the internet.

Do a search for "Speed dating" and things like that for this weekend in the greater Houston Metro area.

then Go.

Try not to be a douchbag and don't tell any of them about star wars or magic cards.



you and luv need to stop fighting it and just fall in love already. Its destiny. You'll be the source of many entertaining threads.


That would require Claythan to actually leave the house and have human interaction.


So thats out of the question....

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 4984876)
That would require Claythan to actually leave the house and have human interaction.


So thats out of the question....

You're a real dumbshit sometimes.

Sure-Oz 09-06-2008 10:36 AM

So you're going to drive 45 min to see her on "the other side of the tracks"? Why do you call her honey, or baby etc? Make sure you dress extra wigger so you don't get your ass beat by her buddies.

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4984994)
So you're going to drive 45 min to see her on "the other side of the tracks"? Why do you call her honey, or baby etc? Make sure you dress extra wigger so you don't get your ass beat by her buddies.

We're talking about hot asian snatch here. Forty-five minutes is a sacrifice I'm willing to make so she can rove me rong time and sucky sucky my big amelican schrong fo two dolla!

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 12:20 PM

I just sent an escort service an e-mail. I asked them if they have any girls that look like Carrie Underwood. I'M A SICK TWISTED PERV!

Let's see if I get a reply.

Sure-Oz 09-06-2008 01:49 PM

lmfao, do you have the money for it?

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4985418)
lmfao, do you have the money for it?

Yeah. Not sure if I'm going to go through with it though. Might as well browse their stock, though.

Mecca 09-06-2008 01:55 PM

If you are admitting on the forum that you are willing to pay for sex, this will not end well.

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 01:56 PM

WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

Mecca 09-06-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985437)
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

ROFL

This one was to funny I can't stop laughing.

SPchief 09-06-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985437)
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

Dude :doh!:

Sure-Oz 09-06-2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985437)
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

Are you naive?

The Franchise 09-06-2008 02:11 PM

Of course she's not a whore. Whores don't get paid. Prostitutes do.

QuikSsurfer 09-06-2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985172)
I just sent an escort service an e-mail. I asked them if they have any girls that look like Carrie Underwood. I'M A SICK TWISTED PERV!

Let's see if I get a reply.

Wat?

kstater 09-06-2008 03:51 PM

Just be sure to put your money for the "escort" in an envelope marked "Donation" on the table.

Tribal Warfare 09-06-2008 09:41 PM

Hey gochiefs Carrie Underwood's on SNL tonight

Predarat 09-08-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985437)
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

Yes it will cost you $550 to take her out to a movie, and thats before the cost of the tickets. If things go well she might put out for another $550 and a Lobster dinner.

Skip Towne 09-08-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4985434)
If you are admitting on the forum that you are willing to pay for sex, this will not end well.

How else is he going to get any?

Hammock Parties 09-09-2008 12:46 PM

I'M A SWINGER!

Quote:

Hey, got your email address finally. are you interested in meeting up with me and my wife? if so, let us know something about your likes. she is 5'5" and weighs 145lbs. shoulder length brown hair nice pussy and big tits. she likes oral both ways and straight ****ing. no anal or pain. i will watch or join in if ok. i am straight. we are both clean and disease free. looking for a steady regular partner for good hot sex. let me know how to contact you by cell or what ever.
<object height="344" width="425">

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The Franchise 09-09-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4999270)
I'M A SWINGER!

<object height="344" width="425">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uKgQjlQroHw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></object>

Oh Jesus Christ. :shake:

Hammock Parties 09-09-2008 12:51 PM

*yawn* I'm bored.

Think I'll go over to Bob's house and **** his wife.

Saulbadguy 09-09-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4999270)
I'M A SWINGER!

<object height="344" width="425">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uKgQjlQroHw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></object>

Do it.

Hammock Parties 09-09-2008 12:52 PM

Waiting on pics.

sedated 09-09-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4983584)
She wants it bad? LOL

if you are trying to score, referring to her child as "the kid" is generally not the best semantics.

but I'm used to them classy bitches.

Iowanian 09-09-2008 12:59 PM

Bob's going to push your shit in.

Hammock Parties 09-09-2008 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4999302)
Bob's going to push your shit in.

Not if I come prepared.

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-co.../butt-plug.jpg

PastorMikH 09-09-2008 01:03 PM

Everytime I see this thread I think to myself, "Luv's got another date?"

luv 09-09-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH (Post 4999315)
Everytime I see this thread I think to myself, "Luv's got another date?"

One can dream, can't they? :)

Nah, I'm not even looking right now.

Hammock Parties 09-10-2008 06:31 PM

They don't want to send pics.

Saulbadguy 09-10-2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5003231)
They don't want to send pics.

Don't do it.

Iowanian 09-10-2008 06:33 PM

Its probably Fatzod.

http://dietsexplained.files.wordpres...t-bastard1.jpg

Phobia 09-10-2008 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 4999363)
One can dream, can't they? :)

Nah, I'm not even looking right now.

Liar.

badgirl 09-10-2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 4999363)
One can dream, can't they? :)

Nah, I'm not even looking right now.

ROFLROFL

Skip Towne 09-10-2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5003475)
ROFLROFL

You got a kick out of that didn't you?

boogblaster 09-10-2008 08:21 PM

Dating is for pussies ... Throw em down and breed em ...

badgirl 09-10-2008 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5003486)
You got a kick out of that didn't you?

uh, yea kinda:D

luv 09-10-2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5003469)
Liar.

Uh...no. I can't think of anyone that I'm interested in. I'm not actively doing anything to find anyone to be interested in. I have enough on my plate right now. Maybe once things get back to normal for me.

badgirl 09-10-2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5003568)
Uh...no. I can't think of anyone that I'm interested in. I'm not actively doing anything to find anyone to be interested in. I have enough on my plate right now. Maybe once things get back to normal for me.

ROFL Girl your killing me. ROFL

Predarat 09-14-2008 07:57 PM

Well I guess there really is someone who scores less then the Chiefs.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2008 10:05 PM

With my luck Hurricane Ike killed my Asian slut.

ChiefsCountry 09-16-2008 10:06 PM

You need to call Michael Irvin. He will hook you up, even get you in the Mile High Club as well.

luv 09-16-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5027147)
With my luck Hurricane Ike killed my Asian slut.

You didn't want to risk getting any VD's your first time anyway.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2008 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5027234)
You didn't want to risk getting any VD's your first time anyway.

If Ike cockblocks me it may be God's will that I never get laid.

Iowanian 09-17-2008 06:00 PM

I gochur girl Gochiefs....its the chic version of You.

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Hammock Parties 09-17-2008 06:06 PM

I bet she cleans up real nice.

I'd hit it.

bogey 09-17-2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5029862)
I gochur girl Gochiefs....its the chic version of You.

<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTQ4NTY0"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTQ4NTY0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Virgin-talks-about-her-first-time-548564.html">Virgin talks about her first time</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font>

Sad in so many ways.

Predarat 09-17-2008 08:46 PM

I shut that video off at about the 1:30 mark, there is no way anyone would have sex with a chick that fat!! She is lying!!!

Spott 09-17-2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5029862)
I gochur girl Gochiefs....its the chic version of You.

<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTQ4NTY0"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTQ4NTY0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Virgin-talks-about-her-first-time-548564.html">Virgin talks about her first time</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font>


When she said she went to the beach I figured she was going to tell about how the other people there tried to push her back out to sea.

Hammock Parties 09-17-2008 08:57 PM

That chick is fat? I'm not getting the fat vibe from her.


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