Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9736591)

Would you like to buy a monkey?

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9741644)

Dammit Donger. You asked me that 6 years ago, and I finally give. I want a monkey! I want a goddamned monkey. I wanna buy your mother****ing monkey. Please. Hell, I'll take 6 monkeys, one for each year that has gone by that I didn't get the ****ing joke. Ok, lay it on me!

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9741658)

Sorry, but there is a time limit. Yours has passed, I'm afraid.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9741671)

Am I still fat?

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9741661)

Dammit! I'll give half my casino cash to the first n00b that agrees to buy a monkey from Donger!

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9741679)

You are extremely fit. Help me out with Dongers monkey?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9741687)

Wait a second.

Aren't penises referred to as "monkeys?"

And penises are referred to as "dongers" as well, right?

That would mean: Penis = monkey = Donger.

Is Donger a monkey? Is he trying to sell himself? Is he trying to sell his penis?

Aren't men who sell themselves or their penis for that matter, considered prostitutes?

Prostitutes are hookers.

Is Donger a hooker?

Does tooge want Donger's penis?

:hmmm:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9741679)

You are extremely fit. Help me out with Dongers monkey?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9741689)

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9741181)

where's buck? This thread is right up his alley now.

Oh, and gay bars are fun. Teh gayzzzzzz know how to party.

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9741783)

Another lesson learned in state lockup I see.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9741687)

Wait a second.

Aren't penises referred to as "monkeys?"

And penises are referred to as "dongers" as well, right?

That would mean: Penis = monkey = Donger.

Is Donger a monkey? Is he trying to sell himself? Is he trying to sell his penis?

Aren't men who sell themselves or their penis for that matter, considered prostitutes?

Prostitutes are hookers.

Is Donger a hooker?

Does tooge want Donger's penis?

:hmmm:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9741521)

Pretty sure he wrote a lengthy post on the CP facebook page. It was when I connected the dots between "that guy's facebook pic," "the CP guy with the Baseketball avatar who genuinely pissed me off by saying wrestling is gay" and "this Hootie guy people on here were always talking about...in which if I asked someone, 'who is Hootie?' they'd respond with, 'stfu n00b.'"

If I had the chance to roast Hootie, I was going to use some of the interactions I read in that facebook rant as part of it. Even have it typed in the "outline" that I wrote in case a Hootie roast were to take place.