you monster

LMAO

Found where the ADDER spawns.

If anyone wants to know.....

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LMAO I love this game.

ROFL

"I eat the pussy on the first date, and then brush my teeth with colgate."




"Yeah, huge troll tits, well one, and then, he bought her a brand new set of troll tits, even bigger than his troll tits."


****ing Trevor lol.....

So, here I am, as Trevor, leaving the mobile home, and I was on the phone, calling the taxi cab to come pick me up. As I was about to call them, I hear sirens going off, and, looked behind Trevor, and saw a car completely crash into a unsuspecting car. Cop car slams their brakes, and as they (2 of em) were exiting, 3 guys get out of the bad guy car that crashed, and started shooting at the cops.

I'm just sitting there, watching the whole thing unfold. One bad guy bought it. And one cop bought it. The other cop was shielding himself from the hail of bullets, and as he was ready to shot from cover, all of a sudden, I hear a loud barking sound, and thought to myself "WTF?" Loo and behold, a dog came out of nowhere, and completely attacked the cop, and killed him. Bad guys just walked away. The dog is just standing around near the cop's lifeless body.

Anyways, as I was walking to Trevor's truck (away from the carnage), I died. How, you ask? That god damn dog who killed the cop, who I didn't even provoke at all, or even looked at it, and was walking away from, blitzed my ass from behind, and killed me. That little shit.

HELP.

Okay, here's what's up: I have played maybe five hours of this game. I have Michael and Franklin as characters. I am planning the diamond heist. BUT... it seems I am just waiting for the lame guy with the cane to call me back so I can do it. How the FOCK can I just get on with the rail storyline and avoid all the freaks and strangers missions? I am just eager to develop the characters and their progress and the only missions I can find on the map are the friggen question marks. I HATE races, paprazzi missions, shooting aliens while I am stoned. I don't want to do any of that chit.

This is why I never finished RDR. I lost the rail and just found myself hunting wild animals, I forgot who the hell I was working for or allied with and just said fock it and went back to COD.

I really want to like this game more than I do. How do I keep the main storyline going?

Just follow the FIB plot line and heists, that'll get you through it.

ETA: keep in mind it's the side quests that make these games as great as they are. Enjoy them.
Just got 100% completion today, damn spaceship parts and letters took forever.

Did you go inside the jewelry store yet to scope it out? Or get all the stuff needed to perform the heist?

Had a blast with this game, Ima gona do the hidden packages and other miscellaneous things

Yeah. Scoped it out, picked my crew. I just keep waiting for Lester to call me back. The only things I can do in the meantime is paparazzi and street racing, and the pot smoking alien killing. Just seems like fluff. It's been over an hour of gameplay without him calling. I don't mind the side missions being there if I want to do them but if I don't, the rail story should be available to continue, IMO.

Maybe because I lived in LA for 40 years. The novelty of driving around that place has WAY worn off.

Try to call Lester and see what happens.

Make sure your on michael and your in a suit and go see him.

Or, you know you can look back at your ;journal; thing and it tells you exactly what your next step should be.

I might be misremembering but I think the same thing happened to me. I think I had to do the first Assassination mission for Lester with Franklin before I could progress the story.