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luv 09-17-2008 09:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 5030338)
I shut that video off at about the 1:30 mark, there is no way anyone would have sex with a chick that fat!! She is lying!!!
I know some guys who have had sex with a girl fatter than her.

Predarat 09-17-2008 09:15 PM
LOL I was being sarcastic about that girl being fat good grief, I am much fatter then she is hahahaha.

Hammock Parties 09-22-2008 06:54 PM
LET'S ROLL!

Quote:
I "almost match your want u type of woman. I am not red headed though. LOL. I am busty and very loud, 5'3 and want to take it deep form a young hot sexy white man as yourself. I'm Paula. If you are interested message me. Oh yeah did I say I can't get enough? Hehehe! I'm waiting

Sure-Oz 09-22-2008 06:56 PM
Busty and loud=Fatty

Hammock Parties 09-22-2008 07:10 PM
Could be. I have asked for pics.

DaKCMan AP 09-22-2008 07:12 PM
I sense a fatty in your future.

Nightfyre 09-22-2008 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5045645)
I sense a fatty in your future.
This.

Hammock Parties 09-22-2008 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5045645)
I sense a fatty in your future.
I sense much fear in this one....

Once you start down the fat path...forever will it dominate your destiny!

http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/imag...3052403648.jpg

Hammock Parties 09-23-2008 05:21 PM
Shit. I think she's black.

Sure-Oz 09-23-2008 05:34 PM
LMAO

Hammock Parties 09-23-2008 05:34 PM
Maybe she looks like Halle Berry. I'm down with that.

Hammock Parties 09-23-2008 05:53 PM
Wow, she's horny.

Quote:

Clay: hey!

Dark brown sugar: hi

Dark brown sugar: how r u

Clay: good

Dark brown sugar: great

Dark brown sugar: what u doin?

Clay: working

Dark brown sugar: cool

Dark brown sugar: me too

Dark brown sugar: so where do u live?

Clay: north houston

Dark brown sugar: Spring?

Dark brown sugar: Woodlands?

Clay: spring

Dark brown sugar: that area?

Dark brown sugar: k

Dark brown sugar: u at Starbucks?

Clay: yeah

Dark brown sugar: love that place

Dark brown sugar: just cant go as much as i like

Dark brown sugar: have to watch the calories.

Dark brown sugar: lol

Clay: lol im just leeching their wireless

Clay: i don't order anything here

Dark brown sugar: hehehe

Dark brown sugar: u dont like coffee?

Clay: not really

Dark brown sugar: they say people who like coffee flavors are flirty

Dark brown sugar: i dont know how true that is cos i love coffee drinks

Clay: you were going to send me some pics?

Dark brown sugar: yeah... i got some on my sisters cam that i need to download. I havent gotten to do that yet today...so tell me what ur looking for on that site

Clay: sex...lol

Dark brown sugar: k

Dark brown sugar: so u into older women

Dark brown sugar: women of color?

Clay: totally

Dark brown sugar: nice

Dark brown sugar: im so overdue for some good hot sex

Clay: m2

Dark brown sugar: some real fun

Dark brown sugar: do u have a pic on here

Clay: yeah it's all on my adult profile

Dark brown sugar: so what do u do for fun

Dark brown sugar: u interested in creating some fun with me

Clay: watch football, waste time on the computer, work out

Clay: i dunno honey, i'll have to see your pictures

Dark brown sugar: hehehe

Dark brown sugar: so u base everything on looks

Clay: attraction is not a choice

Dark brown sugar: true

Dark brown sugar: but u can see me here...now...cant u

Dark brown sugar: do i look like someone u would be physically attracted to?

Clay: i dunno, i'd have to see some more pictures

Dark brown sugar: k

Dark brown sugar: well i guess I will try to get those pics downloaded when I'm done working tonight and hopefully I'll pass your test of attraction...I definitely think your hot myself

Clay: thanks honey

Clay: i appreciate that

Clay: you like white dudes, eh?

Dark brown sugar: like is not the word

Dark brown sugar: think they are soooo sexy

Dark brown sugar: love the feel of their hair

Dark brown sugar: love licking their hard white cock

Dark brown sugar: love the way their skin looks against mine....

Dark brown sugar: crazy shit

Dark brown sugar: lol

Dark brown sugar: but its true

Dark brown sugar: I'm just really attracted to them and I havent been with another race in over 5 years

Clay: cool

Dark brown sugar: so.....dont be too harsh in rating me

Dark brown sugar: lol

Dark brown sugar: you'd be surprised

Dark brown sugar: definitely satisfied

Dark brown sugar: okay babe....guess ur busy but buzz me if you want to talk...otherwise I'll ttyl I guess

Clay: my laptop's almost dead...so itll be tomorrow

Clay: unless my internet at home gets fixed

Dark brown sugar: ok...i should have the pics up for u okay

Clay: sure

Clay: thanks

Clay: just email them

Dark brown sugar: and if you like them or not tell me either way okay

Dark brown sugar: i will

Dark brown sugar: ttyl...goodnight

Buck 09-23-2008 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5047928)
Wow, she's horny.
Wow, I don't know dude.

I have a date myself tonight. Taking my lady friend out for some fine Italian Cuisine.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-23-2008 08:10 PM
She's gonna have a weave. OH MAH GAWD!!!!!!

luv 09-23-2008 08:27 PM
All pink on the inside, right?

Ebolapox 09-23-2008 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5048176)
All pink on the inside, right?
one of the great regrets of my life is not having sex with a black chick before getting married.

:sulk:

Ebolapox 09-23-2008 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5045665)
I sense much fear in this one....

Once you start down the fat path...forever will it dominate your destiny!

http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/imag...3052403648.jpg
ROFL

luv 09-23-2008 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5048186)
one of the great regrets of my life is not having sex with a black chick before getting married.

:sulk:
One shy of every race, or what?

Ebolapox 09-23-2008 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5048190)
One shy of every race, or what?

I'm just very ambitious.

luv 09-23-2008 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5048204)
I'm just very ambitious.
I hear fat chicks are way better. As long as you did one of those, you should be okay.

Ebolapox 09-23-2008 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5048205)
I hear fat chicks are way better. As long as you did one of those, you should be okay.
so many different ways to reply to this. so little time.

StcChief 09-23-2008 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5047864)
Shit. I think she's black.
you'll never go back... but she abandoned ship there?????

luv 09-23-2008 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 5048211)
you'll never go back... but she abandoned ship there?????
I thought that went for white women with black men.

NewChief 09-23-2008 08:44 PM
This is in Claythan's future:
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Mecca 09-23-2008 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NewPhin (Post 5048223)
This is in Claythan's future:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jGKCmCODPpw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jGKCmCODPpw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
No way he ain't that skinny.

StcChief 09-23-2008 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5048215)
I thought that went for white women with black men.
well in this case...... who knows, sounds like a Hooston ho looking for white boy's money

Fairplay 09-23-2008 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5048241)
No way he ain't that skinny.



Add about 175 lbs to him.

I still don't think he will see any pussy, 'cept through the internet.

88TG88 09-23-2008 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts (Post 5048144)
She's gonna have a weave. OH MAH GAWD!!!!!!
ROFLROFL

BigRedChief 09-23-2008 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5048176)
All pink on the inside, right?
Not if your Clay Aiken, He's out of the closet and he's gay.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

boogblaster 09-23-2008 10:13 PM
GoBoy will be sweaty and exhusted ...

Iowanian 09-23-2008 10:24 PM
She'll beat him like he stole her money if he paints her belly white before penetration.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2008 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5048241)
No way he ain't that skinny.
Yeah, and I actually have muscles, too.

Skip Towne 09-24-2008 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050644)
Yeah, and I actually have muscles, too.
I'd bet you can't bench press 150 lbs.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2008 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5050657)
I'd bet you can't bench press 150 lbs.
We don't have a bench press at my gym. There's a sitting-up version, one of the machines. I do 140 on that for 12 reps. I bet I could do 150 easy.

Skip Towne 09-24-2008 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050660)
We don't have a bench press at my gym. There's a sitting-up version, one of the machines. I do 140 on that for 12 reps. I bet I could do 150 easy.
Go try it and see. I could do 245 when I weighed 160.

sedated 09-24-2008 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 5048281)
sounds like a Hooston ho looking for white boy's money
money?! he already told her he was mooching starbuck's internet and refused to order anything.

sedated 09-24-2008 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050660)
We don't have a bench press at my gym.
what kind of 2-bit ghetto gym do you go to?

sedated 09-24-2008 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050660)
We don't have a bench press at my gym. There's a sitting-up version, one of the machines. I do 140 on that for 12 reps. I bet I could do 150 easy.
you need to be on the incline anyway, unless you want your old moobs back.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2008 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050667)
what kind of 2-bit ghetto gym do you go to?
It's a small community gym. The free weights are all individual hand sets. I mostly use the machines but I do some free weight work, too.

Essentially one of the machines is a bench press. It works your chest and arms in the same manner.

Nightfyre 09-24-2008 05:59 PM
Was the verdict that she was a fatty?

Hammock Parties 09-24-2008 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050672)
you need to be on the incline anyway, unless you want your old moobs back.
Absolutely not. They're almost gone and I'm quite proud of my fledgling pecs.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2008 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 5050678)
Was the verdict that she was a fatty?
Still waiting on pictures but I'm not optimistic.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-24-2008 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050682)
Still waiting on pictures but I'm not optimistic.
She couldn't have spelled it out anymore. She has a weave.

luv 09-24-2008 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050677)
It's a small community gym. The free weights are all individual hand sets. I mostly use the machines but I do some free weight work, too.

Essentially one of the machines is a bench press. It works your chest and arms in the same manner.
Sounds like lat pulls. Is it equipment that has four stations around it? We have something like that at work.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2008 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5050691)
Sounds like lat pulls. Is it equipment that has four stations around it? We have something like that at work.
Dunno, it's one of these. Except it has a second set of handles lower down that I use, too.

http://www.myfit.ca/exercisedatabase...ticalpress.gif

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1412/...e44306.jpg?v=0

luv 09-24-2008 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050695)
Dunno, it's one of these. Except it has a second set of handles lower down that I use, too.

http://www.myfit.ca/exercisedatabase...ticalpress.gif

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1412/...e44306.jpg?v=0
http://www.ironcompany.com/index.asp...OD&ProdID=2837

This is similar to what we've got. Man I miss working out. :(

Hammock Parties 09-24-2008 06:18 PM
That chick needs a good deep dicking.

Iowanian 09-24-2008 06:26 PM
You never know...goKip and Lafawnda might just make it.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/imag..._1920_1460.jpg

sedated 09-24-2008 06:31 PM
its pretty sad when the only conversation is either gochiefs chasing fat disease-ridden whores on the internet, or people repeatedly researching and illustrating every way our favorite team sucks donky-nuts and will continue to embarrass themselves until the next decade.

i need a drink

luv 09-24-2008 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050755)
its pretty sad when the only conversation is either gochiefs chasing fat disease-ridden whores on the internet, or people repeatedly researching and illustrating every way our favorite team sucks donky-nuts and will continue to embarrass themselves until the next decade.

i need a drink
Shouldn't you be banging your hot girlfriend?

NewChief 09-24-2008 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050677)
It's a small community gym. The free weights are all individual hand sets. I mostly use the machines but I do some free weight work, too.

Essentially one of the machines is a bench press. It works your chest and arms in the same manner.
Since you're doing high rep, low weight stuff, try to do your bench press on the swiss ball. Do a set of 10 reps in an incline position on the swiss ball using the dumb bells, then roll up to a "normal" bench press position and do as many reps as you can (up to 10) in that position. 3 sets of that over time will get the pecs looking good.

Fairplay 09-24-2008 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050660)
We don't have a bench press at my gym.


What kind of a gym i ask you, doesn't even have a bench press.

WTF Claythan.

Fairplay 09-24-2008 07:06 PM
Claythan joined Curves. lol

sedated 09-24-2008 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5050772)
Shouldn't you be banging your hot girlfriend?
you sound bitter

Hammock Parties 09-24-2008 07:09 PM
Ari Chi3fs has seen my muscles. Ari, tell them about my atlas bod.

sedated 09-24-2008 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050872)
Ari Chi3fs has seen my muscles. Ari, tell them about my atlas bod.
NTTAWWT

Skip Towne 09-24-2008 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050872)
Ari Chi3fs has seen my muscles. Ari, tell them about my atlas bod.
BS

sedated 09-24-2008 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5050872)
Ari Chi3fs has seen my muscles. Ari, tell them about my atlas bod.
I'll bet he got a pretty good look at your back when he was gripping your hips and telling you to relax

Simply Red 09-24-2008 07:18 PM
QUIT ****ING BUMPING THIS THREAD, SEDATED! I'LL SMACK YOUR GLASSES OFF AND TAKE YOUR WEED!

sedated 09-24-2008 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5050897)
QUIT ****ING BUMPING THIS THREAD, SEDATED! I'LL SMACK YOUR GLASSES OFF AND TAKE YOUR WEED!
glasses?

Nightfyre 09-24-2008 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5050897)
QUIT ****ING BUMPING THIS THREAD, SEDATED! I'LL SMACK YOUR GLASSES OFF AND TAKE YOUR WEED!
THIS!

*This post has been brought to you by the definition of irony.

sedated 09-24-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050901)
glasses?
do i....

sedated 09-24-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050901)
glasses?
look like....

sedated 09-24-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050901)
glasses?
a nerd....

sedated 09-24-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050901)
glasses?
to you...?

Buck 09-24-2008 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5050897)
QUIT ****ING BUMPING THIS THREAD, SEDATED! I'LL SMACK YOUR GLASSES OFF AND TAKE YOUR WEED!
I have a 2.5% daily interest rate, fwiw.

Simply Red 09-24-2008 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050915)
to you...?
:D

Predarat 09-27-2008 08:42 AM
This thread has been quiet so either Clayt scored or struck out again.

Fairplay 09-27-2008 10:18 AM
for Claythan..............
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Predarat 09-27-2008 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5029862)
I gochur girl Gochiefs....its the chic version of You.

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hahahaha I could swear this girl works where I do on 2nd shift. But if its her she got laid because she has a car seat lol.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 05:19 PM
Oh this is it!!! FINALLY! I AM A MEMBER OF THE SEXUAL ELITE!

Quote:
Hi there,

I hope you are pleased to receive this email as I am to sending it to you.

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You recently responded to one of my very close friend’s online personal ad. Although she had already met someone she thought myself and some of our friends might be interceded in you. GREAT NEWS, WE ARE!!!!

My name is Melissa I am the member manager in Minnesota of a very discreet and exclusive club. In fact the only way to become a member is to be invited or referred by a current member. THIS IS TRULY A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!!!!!!! Read a little bit below on how and why we made this club.

You have probably heard of people being addicted to drinking, drugs, gambling, or even eating. Yet there is another addiction that is very well hidden to protect the "normal" women involved. THOSE WOMEN ARE SEX ADDICTS!!!! There are literally MILLIONS of women spread throughout every neighborhood in the entire USA ADDICTED TO SEX!!!! The club was started because it has become harder and harder to conceal our identities. Some of the women in the club right now are teacher's, professional's, lawyer's, business owners, and even a quite of few young college coed's that need SEX all the time, but don't want to be labeled the "campus slut" or are just to busy with school to have a relationship. Because we are mothers, wives, and sister's we don't dress like sluts, we don't hang out at the bars or clubs on the weekends, and we don't want our kids or husbands to see us on some swinger or dating website. Once you become a member our local women's members are emailed about you and you are added to our national list available to women. You will start receiving emails, phone calls, or both for your help satisfying our sexual addictions within a couple of days.

WE DON'T ALLOW "WORKING GIRLS" in this club in fact if you are ever propositioned for money before or while meeting any of our women members you email me immediately to have them "blacklisted" from the club.

Being a sex addict myself, I can tell you its becoming harder and harder to find safe, discreet men out there that are willing to have a strictly physical relationship without trying to change our ways. Right now in our area we have had to turn down women wanting to become member's and getting our list of willing guys because there just isn't enough of you guys out their right now. Also, school is about to start and this free's up even more time for our current member's to get naughty.

All members, male and female, are required to pay an application fee of $20.00 to be considered for membership. This keeps away the lookers usually. However, because we have such a shortage of good men right now in Minnesota our President has announced that fee to be waived for men only!!!!!

I have attached below is the application. Fill it out and send it to the email below IF UNLIMITED NSA SEX APPEALS TO YOU!!!! Again, right now there is NO APPLICATION FEE FOR MEN. Allow 24-48 hours for a decision. Please send completed email to: nsamembership@gmail.com

NSA CLUB APPLICATION
(Please enclose your $20 Application fee with completed application)
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Mr. Flopnuts 10-01-2008 05:34 PM
Heh, only $500 a year and you can take your pick from 6 local fatties.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 05:41 PM
We'll meet at black-tie affairs at big swanky mansions...the guests all hopped up on viagra and ecstasy...dancing and fine cuisine on the main floor....sexual trysts behind closed doors...massive orgies beneath dim, smoky lights after hours in the ballroom....someone will be murdered....

It'll be really kinky.

http://www.stanleykubrick.org/photog...s_movie_57.jpg

Buck 10-01-2008 05:45 PM
What the hell is going on in here.

I have a date tonight. Shes making me tacos, and I'm bringing over a 6 pack and a movie.

kstater 10-01-2008 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5073018)
What the hell is going on in here.

I have a date tonight. Shes making me tacos, and I'm bringing over a 6 pack and a movie.
Just make sure the Fish Taco is fresh.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5073018)
What the hell is going on in here.

I have a date tonight. Shes making me tacos, and I'm bringing over a 6 pack and a movie.
Let's see her.

Buck 10-01-2008 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073035)
Let's see her.
I already posted her picture in the 2 chicks thread...Didn't you see it?

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 05:53 PM
Oh...which chick?

Buck 10-01-2008 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073045)
Oh...which chick?
The Brunette.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 06:09 PM
Didn't you **** her last week?


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