What's he saying, brah?

Flat earther are you?

Love everyone. Great job. Love the Big 12. Our chancellor is a rock star. Beebe, awesome.

Truly an embarrassing display, but nothing we haven't just seen from Mizzou.

Keep barking little doggy; all that UT spunk in your stomach is making you feel like a big dog.

"We would be willing to help subsidize...three schools [UT, OU, A&M]...IF, if, those three schools don't meet 'the big whole number.' If you don't make it on your own, we'd be willing to share with you, out of our basket."

"We know who the driving schools are."

Texas doesn't think they will need help.

Lew: "At the end of the day there is a possibility we might have to give a bit, or we might not have to give them anything. But we guarantee you, if you're not able to get that number."

I'm not barking, why would I bark? I'm just pointing out the absurdity of you saying anything about any other school being an Iowa fan.

"You stay with us, the worst that could happen is that you could make that number."

No definition of "that number."

10-year commitment to conference, per Lew.

"Problems trying to get to another conference because we're chained to K-State."

(Ok, that one's bullshit.)

Our school did what they had to. Not much else that could've been done, I guess.

"I'm the half-cup guy."

??

Lew loves him some K-State. If he has to go to war he's rollin with John Currie!! :D

Man I've never heard so much slurping, reach arounds, and bromances among rivals! :)

"Don't think about liquidating damages; it's a non-factor."

"It's not a factor at all."

Deez just curious bro.........do you have a job or just independently wealthy as you're able to be the CP updater of updater's? Of course we all appreciate your efforts........just curious.

I have two alternatives when I have a birthday:

"One is to have a birthday; the other is not to have a birthday."